Pic very related
>Be me just over a year ago
>About to get deployed to Afghanistan at age 20
>Been married for 2 years
>Decide to clone my bone for wife
>Don't fuck, jack it or anything for 2 weeks
>get ready to clone my bone
>Dick diamond hard
>Normally 7 inch but pushing 8 I'm so excited
>Give freshly made vibe to wife
>Don't tell her its actually my cock
>When I get back Ill tell her
>She'll have been fucking my D while Im gone
>Year later get back
>Ask her how she like the dildo
>Thiswillbesohot.jpeg
>Says she never used dildo
>15 year old little sister came by after deployed
>Sister has sex questions
>No older sister to talk to so confides in wife
>Wife says feelings are totally normal
>Says here take this
>Gives little sister dildo I made
>Says use this and don't feel pressured to fuck
>Past year sisters been banging my bone clone
>So disgusted its been ruining my life past week
>Can't tell wife
>Can't tell sister
>I'm so messed up
What do Anon? Help me /b/
It would be best to forget everything.
nice copypasta summer fag
FB FAPS
>>723806214
No cringe thread?
Cringe Thread
You should kill yourself to death.
>>723806976
/thread
Help /b me explain to my family it wasn't my fault losing my driving licence 2 days after passing
Blame left wing extremists
Get off of 4chan, you're grounded.
>Almost finished wiping
>Shit some more
Is there anything worse than when this happens?
Aids
>>723806581
Dubs
>>723806581
NOOOO!!!!! Finish this shit!
Red pill me on Aleister Crowley
>>723806206
He was a terrible poet.
gandalf but addicted to drugs
He only did that one song with Ozzy and then never put out any new material
hello fellow /b/rogres
i just finished making my new vid please give it some support no new fags allowed kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gUrpS8UvI
shameless self bump
can someone photoshop me to have a good book betwen my hands?
thanks
I think you should've been photoshopped to look good yourself instead.
>>723806559
got heem!
The carpet matches the drapes. Are you intrigued?
>>723805398
oh god... no... not at all, you little attention whore.
>>723805398
kill yourself faggot
dude you gotta shower or you will get moldy and stinky. didnt your mom ever teach you that
Angelina Jolie's tits
"MANGELINA"
>>723805658
are now in some hollywood surgeon's private collection
My office has a printer that automatically prints off whatever is emailed to it [email protected]
>>723805676
just sent it the chicken.pdf
WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
>>723805327
COME BACK WHEN YOU GET SOME MONEY, BUDDY!
>>723805327
FILL YOUR CRAVINGS AT THE CIRCUS OF VALUE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>>723805327
200$ for a sandwich?
Fuck this.
King Allentown is a Legend
Emma Stone thread?
>>723805771
She's a real rock
That she is.
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