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>>723821041
Add norules4chiin

Can you add jakecg1103

queen.lightskin._

teen whore from glenoak high school who loves sucking cock

>>723820106
Add Aesthetix01 I have plenty to share

The_joozt

Slutty trap quite passable will send anything you ask for

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Blank one

Wait a moment.

Wait another moment.

damm hot girls

>>723821716
Thank you. Any other name?

>>723821139
pls

>>723820970
I fuked a dog once

>>723821177
Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>723820970
Crossover move to layup at the local req centre, those fucking 12 yr old think they're hot shit.
>mfw only 26

Add jakecg1103

>>723821200
Add norules4chiin

>>723821200
Add kugelis0, have lots of pornerino

I was also homeschooled most of my life, where:
>my mom or dad ran a business/worked somewhere all the time.
>the one not working spent time with sister and I teaching us until about 8th grade, where they both worked and we did online classes.
>always quick to anger for some reason, sometimes for as little as being too loud while playing
>disciplinary actions not uncommon until about 7th grade.

And lastly:
>up until about 10 years old I had a medical condition where I would get violent migraine headaches coupled with vomiting if I eat any processed or artificial food.
>other shit like too much noise, bright lights, or chemicals also triggered it.
>due to this, parents went hyper healthy, checking nutrition and ingredients for everything.

With that out of the way, I can begin to tell the story in better depth.

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>be me 6 years ago
>always acted as good child, afraid of discipline
>decide in my head one day that I should start taking money from my parents.
To this day I still don't know why I started.
>start small, only taking $1 and $5 bills over long periods of time.
>buy candies and shit from the store, don't have any sweets at home because parents only buy organic/healthy food.
>begin to get bolder, start taking $10s, $20s, even $50s.
>don't know why I thought I wouldn't get caught.
>sister finds out somehow, I decide to rope her in.

>she begins to seek stuff out on her own too, getting bold.
>ivecreatedamonster.png

>escalates for several months.
>while this is happening, parents hear about a Ukraine orphan who needs an emergency host family due to old one having a family emergency.
>parents think it's a good idea to take him in, but no intentions to adopt.

>they find out that when Ukrainian orphans turn 16 they get kicked out on the street.
>religiousmode activated in my parents minds
>”we’re going to adopt him.”
From here on out, I'm going to refer to the first adoptee as Parkour, due to him always doing it.
>they start raising money, we were well off but it was expensive because over in Ukraine everyone wants a piece of you.
>stealing escalates, start taking from donation bin.
>parents grow suspicious, and it comes time to send Parkour back to Ukraine because the summer was ending.

The final straw with stealing comes next.

How many were dudes? Was pegging involved?

>>723821145
how do you not get busted by the police?

>>723821222
0, no pegging was not involved

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Ayyy here

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i the alien

Does having type o - blood make me an alien?

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pic very related, more her

>>723820620
End of white people

WW3

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FASTER

boring

At least they arnt ugly Nike shoes that have no design at all and cost €100

>Another human being

OP confirmed faggot

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If you put as much effort into being presentable enough for even the most disgusting excuse of another human besides yourself to find you even partially attractive, then you might actually have some luck. But instead you're sitting here on a fucking autistic image board bitching about how no one likes you cause you're a rancid person.

Go buy a prostitute faggot.

>>723821125

Spend more than $5 on a haircut
Shave the mass-murdered beard off
Wear a real shirt, not a t-shirt
Your head is shaped like a Circus Peanut candy

shes a hormonal mess thats butthurt because she was rejected. Women are really reactive, they respond with hormone spikes. Shes really self conscious

It does happen. I think men deal with rejection much better when dating for whatever reason.
I got messages from girls when online dating (yea i know but i work alot) and if they message you first and you say somethign like "thanks for the interest but you're not really my type" you get some really nasty shit like what OP just got back from them.
They like you enough to send a message but you'd better fucking say yes?

>>723821361
Question is;
>would you fuck
>jesus or putin?

>>723821042
Idk cuz I don't waste my money on idiot NEET-food

>>723821042
Thin mints and caramel delights.

>>723821099
>NEET
>shopping at Lowe's
lol

>>723820136
Da fuck nigga

>>723820395
I take it you cant?

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>>723820136
What do you think?