An hero please.
>>723824492
Girls are gay
Requesting webms of women getting beaten.
>>723824492
jesus, why would you hate women because you are too incompetent to get laid
there are so many better reasons
I wish I could hug you right now bae
>>723825919
I wish I could
But it turns out
I have hepatitis b
Soz baee
>>723825919
Chloe was better
>life is strange
ITT: people who did nothing wrong
>>723826050
I like this führer
I am handsome, don't you guys agree?
nope
>>723825432
poo
>>723825432
I agree.
But required statement incoming
>poo in the loo
Come up with a good roast
>>723825955
faggot
My dick's not even in your mouth and it looks like you're getting lightheaded.
will the red head and I from sculpture class fuck this semester?
>>723826129
soon?
Is atheism stupid?
>>723826129
Is physics the ultimate answer to everything
Today a slutty hot friend of mine told me she has a wound in the left foot. She took off her shoe and pulled out her sockk. She showed me her bare foot and asked me to touch it in order to give her an opinion of the wound. I took advantage of it and touch all her foot. She thought i was inspecting but i wasn't. ASK ME ANYTHING
>>723824583
how was the smell?
was the wound infected?
>>723824583
nice feet?
Story Thread /b/ here we go
>be me
>11 and in 6th grade
>it's 9/11
>normal day and everything is normal
>end of day
>9th period
>teachers have amazing idea
>" Lets have all the anons make towers out of sticks and marshmallows"
>teacher tells us
>wut.jpeg
>so for the rest of class we made towers out of sticks and mashmallows
>eventually we had to knock them down
>I think I even saw kids make planes
>mfw we made towers and knock them down on 9/11...
>>723825939
Shit
Good for u bro :v
>>723825939
And..?
Lets upload GORE on YouTube.
I started.
https://youtu.be/mET06KhjW0A
>>723826145
Wow THIS IS MAD
>>723826459
Roller again.
Bert & Ernie thread, help me fill my folder.
>>723825841
I AINT STOPPING TILL YOU FILL MY FOLDER!!
NOW POST WHAT YOU GOT FAGS
OP HERE
START POSTING FAGGOTS!!
Show me a sexier preppy mom/daughter team. Pro tip you can't
How bout this
Anyone notice the influx of angry leftists lately?
It's only been 35 days how are they going to handle another 4-8 years?
I don't know if I can handle all this winning
>>723825026
Have some pasta:
As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on /b/ I feel it is my responsibility to counter the russian spamming machine our intel agencies informed us of and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, out-dated, and weird. This is accompanied with crazy ass ideological statements.
We know the NSA is watching us too, you faggots can thank us, the real amerifags, who don't fall for this shit, for doing our own little online campaign. Thank us by not busting us for dl'ing movies and please do what you can to make marijuana legal, or at least keep it legal in the states that made it legal. Also, I'll remove the camera cover on my laptop so you guys can watch me fap again, if that's what you want.
That is how you can repay us.
Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but it's the least we can do since we are here anyway and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump dick sucking disinformation barrage the russian shills are spamming on the internet so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of this is actually real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate, fear and panic mongering. We are being targetted by a foreign entinty via social media, as were we targeted during the campaign. Our own intelligence agencies confirmed it.
We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal maniacs who endorse the targeting of an entire group of people just because of their religion or race or gender in an effort to spread hate. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb fucks. We aren't and we won't.
Whats /b/ favourite music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yew9L0Xjm_g
>>723825865
>Slayer
My nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS0mQ25ezq4
FUCKING SLAYER
https://youtu.be/M9_6Q_r8-eE
https://youtu.be/iyJmEOzLl7w
Trips decide what is it for a thread.
Get
OP you must come up with your own ideas you fag but if trips then break your finger and film it.
Reviving Hitler
Get
>>723826188
404
get
What should I say /b/?
Tell her not to worry about coming in on Thursday, she needs more time to recover from that stroke
Jews did 9/11. Much like Denver, Trump is the last dinosaur. Prepare for war.
Love,
The Space Pope
And now I'm gonna leave you guys off with something incredibly, unbelievably 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLlibrF5DRM
>>723826197
tell her to get an english