Club Penguin RAID is BACK!
AS DISCUSSED YESTERDAY - WE RAID
Make an account - choose purple color, go grab a hardhat, and GET TO PLAZA.
GET IN HERE
>>723838635
BLIZZARD server.
>>723838635
shameless selfbump
>>723838635
where is botfag
Dick rate
>>723837332
>>723837332
What is up with that hair?
Lazy or you actually enjoy it.
18 y.o. Balls filled with cum
ITT: We are calm and patient little autists, peacefully playing with our lego and shit, reluctantly sharing toys like we were told to, until someone rolls trips, then we flip out and screech.
>>723839335
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i liek tha penies
luk wut eye maid u gize?
can u gess wut it iz?
>Be me
>15
>high school
>lunch with beta fags
>Retard friend (not actually retarded) has no lunch
>beta fag friend tells retarded friend tells retarded friend that there's a jimmy johns sammich on the vending machine
>retard friend goes to take sammich
>takes one huge bite out of the sammich
>we all see a supervisor look on top of the vending machine
>tfw it's his
>>other beta fag friend gives retard friend his lunchbox to hide the sammich
>supervisor starts surveying the room
>supervisor walks past us
>retard friend starts talking about vydia to make table seem normal
>supervisor takes out bag of grapes and eats them looking like someone just shot his dog
>beta fag friend tell retard friend to give him his lunch box back
>argument ensues
>imenjoyingeverysecondofthis.jpg
>supervisor goes on phone
>other beta fag friend gives retard friend new backpack to hold sammich
>we all start arguing about if he should cut off part retard friend bit and put the sammich back or keep it
>retard friend wont grow balls and cut the sammich
>panic ensues
>supervisor talks on phone again
>we talk about an escape plan
>supervisor calls in high school five-0
>supervisor points at lunch table
>cop and supervisor walk up to our table
>start questioning us
>tell us they reviewed footage
>open up lunch boxes
>retard friend is last
>pulls out sammich out of backpack
>ohshit.jpg
>retard friend gets sent to deans office
None shall forget the tale of the Supervisor, the retard, and the sammich
> None shall remember the tale of whoever, whenever and whatshisface because it was pretty fuckin dull
>>723839985
Fuck I'm glad I'm at work. If I'd wasted my own time reading this, I'd be disappoint.
>be me
>16
>mom wants the doctor to give me a water weight test
>wake up around 12
>don't have to shower
>I have to wear a tight bathing suit
>sister wears a sports bra and pants
>doctor tells sister she can't put her hair in a pony tail
I can't believe my mom went that far!
GAME TIME FUCKERS
what could go wrong
ro||
rel
Cringe thread
rate my gf tits please
>>723837654
Would Suck for rest of life/10
i need more to comment
need to see nipples b4 i commit
nice
shut the fuck up you fucking nigger
nice doggo, hope he is as free as this bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vngWPAHdXTE
All I want
My gf says I can't go on 4chan anymore but I do anyways. am I am a bad person?
>>723837731
No. You're a helicopter.
>>723837731
Why is your girlfriend telling you what to do? Don't be that guy.
Small Tits thread?
>>723837030
post her dick
Does anyone know what this drug is?
>>723839810
Looks like a rock
5 year weed expert here,
It's weed
>>723839810
Fossilised shit?
sup /b/
So I know this isn't /soc/ but would someone please sincerely tell me why I'm so fucking hideous? Like, I know I'm ugly but exactly what traits specifically are the worst offenders here? i.e. (weak jawline, nose to wide, eyes to close) things like that because I really can't tell and I'd like to get some constructive criticism on my ugliness from the only anons I can trust.
Clean shaven
Better with beard tbh, no homo (Hair could use more of style than just being brushed)
Would you marry a non-virgin?
>>723838777
No.
>>723838777
ewww no
Yes, vagina is better broken in, and sex doesn't fuck anything up that matters anyway. Only a complete loser would think virginity is something to be had.
Boi pussy thread? Boi pussy thread
>>723837438
>>723837438
Apparently op has never heard of file compression
Wanna jerk to my Mom?
>>723838772
her tits are huge
>>723838772
Sure if you have any better pics. Love a good mom
>>723839070
got some good creep shots of her massive cleavage. what do u think of her? would u titfuck her?