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>>723898963
not much just banana spam, sumo Sally spam, dat boi spam and the daily cancer threads

>>723898963
it's gotten a lot tame

dicks, a lot of them

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>>723897283
Bumping until I find my folder

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>>723897283

ITT: faggotry

>>723897517
No

>>723897580
There was increasing Strength matched by diminishing Joy

I'm the invisible man.

>>723897663
I'm sad I get this ref.

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>>723897574
u wot m8?

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>>723897574

yes helo yes

Cancer

BLACKED

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I spent the rest of the week trying to muster the will to not decline the invitation and just drown in my
depression alone. The week went by faster than I thought, the idea of meeting some new people kept me at the
very least entertained.
I accompanied the guy that invited me to the store right after work to grab some beers and protein to grill.
The trip was uneventful until we were heading to his place and he began asking me about my job, his questions
were surprisingly out of place, considering most were about the most obvious aspects of the job. He told me
he was somewhat envious of my position, his was apparently very stressful and had him constantly traveling.

Once we were at his house (which was inexplicably big) we started fixing the grill and opened a pair of
beers. I finally got to sneak in a question between his monologues and he immediately interrupted me.

His mood changed to a stoic seriousness and told me that I couldn't ask job related questions to him or his
yet to arrrive coworkers. His superiors are very secretive about their business and a two of his coworkers
may take offense. He did tell me that they worked directly under the owner, which only raised my curiosity.

A few hours later the rest of his department gradualy arrived. The first guy to do so brought 6 bags of chips
and a tequila bottle along, tall guy, at least 6'3 and with long brown hair and eyes. His appearance proved
to be just that, he was very well spoken and friendly. I actually worked in the same building than him for a
while, he used to be an engieer that worked at the main systems department. He turned out to be one of the
most knowledgeable people I've met, leading me to believe that their department was probably the one in
charge of the CEO's most sensitive information.

By the time they were all there we were all drinking near the grill talking shit. Very outgoing men (despite
their often misleading looks), a couple of them in their 40s, some in their 30s, the rest seemed younger. The
day went on better than expected, despite their endless talking they always kept a very heartfelt and loyal
professionalism.

One of the younger guys turned out to be a friend's cousin that worked for my same department. He had told me
that his cousin received a very sizable promotion and had been doing great, but his family did notice that he
was barely home and when he was, he seemed distant. As some were watching the game he asked me how his cousin
was doing and remained silent for the rest of the night.

The night went on until around 2 in the morning, and after getting home I felt glad I went instead of mopping
alone home. Everything went smoothly the next week, and the guys that worked in my building greeted me every
time thereafter. As the weekend got closer I was invited yet again to watch some game one of the guys liked.
Friday morning I was intercepted by one of the suits around the building's entrance, he presented himself as
a client's "confidant" and requested to see one of my coworkers. Before I could even tell him that he was
definately confusing me with someone else, one of the older guys from the weekend's reunion appeared and asked
the man to follow him.

Later that day I was asked about it by the same guy.

I was told the man that approached me this morning thought I was part of the department, it was possible that
one of the security guards saw me greeting one of the guys at the entrance and told the man so. Other than
that the night was fun. This went on for a few months and I got to learn a lot about these men, one of them
was married with 4 kids, another spoke 7 languages and had a degree in law, the tall guy I met second was
actually a an engineer with a doctorate, and the rest were pro athletes or something around those lines.

Almost a year had passed and I made good friends with all of them. Weekends were at least now something to
look forward to, although I still felt a gaping emptiness in my life. This was eventually what led me to
asking them what it was that they did for a living. Whatever it was it had to be interesting enough for them
to keep doing it despite their impressive resumes, they could probably be doing so much more. I was rather
surprised about how easy I got them to respond, they admited they worked directly under the company's owner
as "personal handymen". A service that, more ofter than not, was required by the owner's friends and partners.

This struck me as something taken out of some shitty anime, what kind of services could they offer when they
come from such a varied and unrelated backgrounds? One of them admited to just being a regular loser with a
passion for fitness and wing-chun. Obviously they were either straight up lying (I wouldn't had
doubted it since they were obviously prepared to answer such a question) or abstracting their actual jobs in
the most generic way they could agree on.

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Nah. I'm just gonna image search this real quick

>>723897917
no

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RINGO IS GREAT!

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>>723897809

>>723897809
Why?

>>723897824
No

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>>723897757
bumpin

Get your out of muh pocket

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>>723897876
Dat u?

>>723897876
Is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpaVQBzSU8

>>723898118
hot. anymore of her?

>>723898383
That's Hannah Rutherford from the yogscast