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Anonymous
2017-03-01 03:30:39 Post No.724020169
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What the fuck are mods doing anyway? Do they think flooding is Okay, because rule against flooding is shit-rule? If not, then why don't they do anything about theese pic related threads and others like them, with 4 - 5 - 6 posts simultaniously for several hours. But I was banned for reported flooding! Oh, I see, reporting flooding is considered more rule-breaking than actual flooding is, right??

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:32:27 Post No.724020270
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:32:27 Post No.724020270 [Report]

isn't /b/ the one board where you can literally post anything except kiddie porn and threatening to kill people?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:35:09 Post No.724020408
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>>724020270
No. Read the fucking rules, nigger. Technically it's the board where everything goes that doesn't fit in any other board. But a bunch of rules that fit every board should still be enforced. Spam included

I imagine it's all a conspiracy where the mods are actually the biggest shitposters

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:35:35 Post No.724020435
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>>724020270

I don't care about what anons post, you are right about that. But flooding pushes other anon's posts off the board faster, and is by rule not allowed.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 03:26:59 Post No.724019955
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:26:59 Post No. 724019955 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the craziest thing you've seen/experienced at a party?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:34:52 Post No.724020396
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>>724019955

Someone shat in front of the dj table

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:37:07 Post No.724020532
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>>724019955

> Be 18
> Be at friends shitty low income apartment complex
> Be there with about 8 or so other people, more coming and going all the time.
> Be high as fuck
> midnight rolls around and other friend shows up with a fucking sheet of acid.
> we finish the sheet that night with everyone
>Dude who brought the acid took more than everyone else
> like, 12 fucking tickets
> Dude starts to talk to friends fish tank for solid 20 mins
> after a bit of silence that everyone noticed, friend starts shouting that the fish are drowing and throws the fishtank against the wall.
> MFW the fishtank only had fake fish cause my friend is lazy.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:38:21 Post No.724020611
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>>724020532

I got more. Lots more.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 03:10:59 Post No.724019053
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:10:59 Post No. 724019053 [Report] [View this topic]

how do i get a chiselled jawline

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:12:16 Post No.724019117
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With a chisel

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:28:11 Post No.724020017
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by eating more
pic = example of a chiselled jawline

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:35:31 Post No.724020432
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cocaine

Anonymous
2017-03-01 03:32:44 Post No.724020287
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:32:44 Post No. 724020287 [Report] [View this topic]

Norsk stoner tråd.
Jeg er stuck ute i sunmøre. Lurte på om noen her vet hvor å finne no hasj?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:33:58 Post No.724020350
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er ved volda for de som lurer.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:35:13 Post No.724020410
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2017-03-01 03:38:06 Post No.724020601
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:38:06 Post No. 724020601 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>live in uk
>train2game
>big mistake sucka
>stop paying fee
>dept collection agency is on my ass
Wat do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:40:20 Post No.724020748
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>>724020601
I live in the UK and have no idea what you're talking about. Train2game ? stop paying fee ? what us this shit.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:49:34 Post No.724021381
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>>724020748
Its a videi game developer courses but they are bad
When you start it they sign you up for 5000quid loan and you pay £135 a month to pay it back.. I stoped paying a few months back and now they have a dept collection agency on my ass.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:50:27 Post No.724021446
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>>724021381
It's only about 500 dollars my man, just pay it.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:34:38 Post No. 724020387 [Report] [View this topic]

Add to my collection of Maisie fakes! You know she makes you diamonds

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:36:21 Post No.724020487
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OP is out of pics

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2017-03-01 03:38:57 Post No.724020648
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:38:57 Post No. 724020648 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder he beats his kid.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:40:27 Post No.724020756
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:40:27 Post No.724020756 [Report]

Evidence? Also, define "beats".

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:41:22 Post No.724020826
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:41:22 Post No.724020826 [Report]

Good!

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:42:34 Post No.724020894
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>>724020756
https://youtu.be/gfOob-36OEo?t=8m42s
That's 8:42 if you can't read for some reason.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 03:41:11 Post No.724020810
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:41:11 Post No. 724020810 [Report] [View this topic]

dubs decide name

Sold all my shit on rs3 and starting Old School

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:43:01 Post No.724020919
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ImadeamistakeplayingRS3

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:43:22 Post No.724020944
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>>724020919
bump

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:43:48 Post No.724020976
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:43:48 Post No.724020976 [Report]

>>724020944
WINRAR! LOLOL

Anonymous
2017-03-01 03:31:59 Post No.724020242
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:31:59 Post No. 724020242 [Report] [View this topic]

Weed Thread /b/

What are you smoking on/in?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:34:07 Post No.724020360
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holy jesus, what the fuck is that?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:34:53 Post No.724020397
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:34:53 Post No.724020397 [Report]

smoking a joint as we speak brutha

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:35:27 Post No.724020428
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:35:27 Post No.724020428 [Report]

>>724020360
Food coloring. Thats not real. Trust me im a filthy drug addict

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2017-03-01 03:42:27 Post No.724020884
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:42:27 Post No. 724020884 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Favorite saves from shouldn't share threads

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:43:25 Post No.724020948
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Anyone know her ?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:44:23 Post No.724021021
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>>724020948
You can stop posting her now

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:26:30 Post No. 724019936 [Report] [View this topic]

spics.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:31:30 Post No.724020212
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:31:30 Post No.724020212 [Report]

lolz they sure is some dirty ass niggers

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:33:39 Post No.724020327
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:33:39 Post No.724020327 [Report]

all these dirty ugly mud races wanna live off the teat of the white man

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>>724020212

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:36:56 Post No. 724020525 [Report] [View this topic]

What does /b/ think of security guards?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:39:13 Post No.724020669
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failed cops

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Pic related

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:42:17 Post No.724020876
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plan b for cops with no education

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2017-03-01 03:34:28 Post No.724020381
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:34:28 Post No. 724020381 [Report] [View this topic]

So /b/ im in a predicament and I need some sage advice

I cut myself at a park yesterday and it was deep to the bone. Pic related

When I went to the ER they insisted I was trying to kill myself and tried getting me to stay at a psych.

I left, I signed myself out and I left. What I told them was that myself and my girlfriend were walking at the park and I tripped and fell onto a knife.

This morning sheriff's office calls and says they want me to take them to the spot to find out where it is so that nobody else gets hurt.

My girlfriend is freaking and I am really at a loss for what to do. Suggestions?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:35:24 Post No.724020422
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>>724020381
Bumping own thread

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Kys

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>>724020441
Been there done that. Next

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:49:53 Post No. 724017943 [Report] [View this topic]

Caption this pic.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:58:48 Post No.724018393
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>>724017943
nipplepinch

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accidentally fall into a lesbian puddle

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>>724017943
regular ugglees

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:23:40 Post No. 724019774 [Report] [View this topic]

Storytime Part 1

> Be me
> Be homeless
> One day decide to apply at BK
> Love me some burgers
> actually get job
> love it
> One day I get meat slab from ice dungeon
> try to break it over counter like usual
> Doesn’t even budge
> Try to slam it on the floor
> Nothing
> Fuck
> Boss yells at me for going full retard, hands me a knife
> Start slicing meat
> FUCKING SLICE WRIST OPEN
> ALL OF MAH SPAGHETTI!
> INNER EMO HAS RAGING HARDON
> go to boss crying like a bitch
> boss calls 911

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:24:59 Post No.724019839
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hwat

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:25:05 Post No.724019845 [Report]

Part 2

> go to hospital
> Have MRSA
> fuck
> hands gone
> FuckingPatriarchy.gif
> lose job because of handless wonder
> homeless again
> Now hands gone
> want to end it
> Rape van approaches
> man opens door
> Gets on floor / walks dino.. joking
> asks me if I need a job
> “fuck ya!”
> hope to god I’m not swallowing chode
> hop in van
> LITTERALLY FULL OF WEED

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part 3

> they take me to an abandoned factory
> they make dab apparently
> Start selling
> major bank
> one day I get robbed
> guy had a gun and everything
> get scared af, paranoid
> acquire knife
> same guy shows up again acting like it never happened
> thinking I wouldn’t recognize him
> Grab knife
> merc his ass
> BLOOD EVERYWHERE
> flee scene
> be 6 months later
> made enough money to get a replacement hand
> came with attachments like utencils
> still like flippin burgers so I use spatula most of the time
> MFW I’m the Hash Slinging Slasher

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/