Who is she?
Anyone have info on her?
>>724021888
check'd.
yes. she is a girl, i think.
>>724021944
Also checked.
Of course she's a girl, why you think I ask.
>>724021888
> trips checked
unoriginal tattoos, clear sign of a subservient girl or still trying to figure out who she is.
should be mold-able to a great partner, unless she is also bat-shit crazy
America
shes really cute
>>724022200
>she
>>724021941
Can't use this. Not even a remotely good shoop :/
Feels thread.
Tits fit for the gods thread
Show me your biggest shirt bursters /b/!
how can i enlarge my dick the best way, 4 incher erect. need bigger for new gf
>>724020751
Cut it off and push it in again to grow a new one
its small deal with it
Sorry buddy, you're stuck with what you've got.
Better work on your technique, you're going to need it.
Or get her off first using your hands and mouth.
Yo /b/, wanna know how to be the most aesthetic kunt of all time. Had my non-homo friend ask how to prepare for his first rim-job from GF. Story below. You're welcome phaggots.
aiight mother fucker, before you get priscilla to start rimming you (brah feelsgood doe srs)
go to coles / woolies, and get hair removal cream but make sure you get the one for sensitive skin yeah, cus obviously the area around your ass is sensitive AF, ive made the mistake of using the normal stuff on sensitive regions (aka my fukn balls, but thats a story for another time) just stay clear.
generally theres a sensitive cream that comes with a paddle like tool, and another with a sponge like tool. GET THE FUKN PADDLE, legit the sponge is gross, paddle is FTB.
set some time aside for when your anus is clean and prepare to be able to run faster, swim faster and even walk faster now that you're removing all that bulky hair weighing you down. and FUKN PREPARE for getting your ass eatin by your MRS, kunntttttt my dick is getting hard even writing this (send pics of girl eating ass pls)
then you just strip naked in the bathroom, put a generious amount in your hand, prop one leg up on a height (toilet seat is good) and smother that shit around to get a nice even layer. AT THIS FUKN POINT TAKE A NOTE OF THE TIME / START A TIMER ON YOUR PHONE. now apply amount to the same hand again and use some bend action from the hips to reach around get the other side / in between and all that soon to be good stuff. once you feel like you got good coverage half a good cheeky look. and wash your one hand (its a kunt to wash off hence why i told you to apply the amount to the one hand to spread )
NOW PLS NOTE THE TIMER AND READ INSTRUCTIONS ON YOUR FUKN CREAM TUB, do not for the love of god almighty exceed the maximum time, but go till about when the last bit you applied has reached the minimum time. DOM LISTEN TO ME BRO if it fukn burns a little, its okay. but if it fukn burns burns, you need to get in the shower and rinse it ASAP KUNT, or god help you, you'll be investing in a stand up desk at work. a little burn is understandable because its your ass area, but too much means somethings going wrong and you need to take a different approach.
now if your not sure if the time is right, grab the paddle and give a little slide on one area and check to see if all the hair is getting fried / coming out. if not give it a little longer, but if its good and coming off, jump in the shower and IMMEDIATELY wash off all the cream. chances are the cream has annihilated all the hairs and leaving the cream on whilst you shower and paddle the other side is risky biz.
then from there its pretty straight forward, paddle all that gross old hair away. make sure you proper wash your legs etc to get rid of the hairs that fall down, CLEAN the shower (come on bro you live with your parents and they dont need to see this shit) and hope out of the shower and apply A TINY bit of moisturizer around that area. preferably dont wear any underwear to bed, just to air everything out ya know. also prepare for weird sweaty feels down your crack, that you will get use to. also be gentle if you gotta wipe within 24 hours, that area's still senstive ya know. also expect to have some irritation when the hair grows back, but fuk, such is the alpha life. also expect to have louder farts. apparently the hair helps silence when you're carpet bombing kunce. but yeah just sit back, moisturise here and there if you feeling it. and most of all just enjoy your new found life as a homosexual.
P.S. Pic not related soz boys
Condensed stupidity. Very interesting.
Best of 4chan thread
What would you do?
>>724021146
Ayy, it's Cone Nipple Man!
>>724021146
Shit on his chest
post more
wwyd to my mother?
she only takes half body shots because she thinks she's fat
Would titfuck
ITT: We come up with complex equations/math problems that come out to m8
Ill start
[{7(3)+(20+15)-10}/7]M
M1+m7
>>724022616
That doesn't work, it becomes 8m
>>724022708
Becomes M1+m7, can't combine two different variables
Does anyone know a good game that is like Mount&Blade? Other than War of the Roses, Chivalry etc. Only looking for singleplayer focused games. Thanks
>>724022438
There really arnt any unless you want to play rts games. There are some old old original xbox games very similar to m&b but thats abt it.
>>724022640
Kingdom under fire the crusaders is the name. Its backwards comp with the 360
>>724022438
>Mount&Blade
>Chivalry
/s/bread
Where my crittaz at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUAVH2od-A0 what would you have asked emma /b/?
>>724021704
>unzips penis
>"Is this big enough? "
> Walk up to her
> Look her straight in her gorgeous eyes
> Take a very deep breath and ask
> "How could a guy like me ever have a shot with a breathtaking woman like you?"
> unzip penis
> surprise cum in her face
> run like the wind
> check off item on bucket list
>>724022626
>anons bucket list contains 'cum on a tablet with a video of emma watson on it'
my gf, more?
>>724019890
ewww nah
Yes nigger
Hi /b/,
been getting calls from these numbers the last 30 minutes...
+1 6472240068
+1 6470516446
+1 6470962621
+1 6479921692
+1 6475910724
+1 6473234996
+1 6474315413
+1 6472074347
+1 6470880107
+1 6472212215
+1 6473368162
When I pick up there's just silence for 1-10 seconds until they hang up...
any ideas as to what's happening?
(My number starts with +31 btw)
Your weed dealer trying to send you a message with a secret code but you were too stoned to remember?
>>724020583
Could be computer scamers same happened to me but it was an English number
I love shit like this. Now I can prank call them and make their lives living hell