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>be me
>5th grade
>hear about jerking off at school
>decide to give it a try
>get hard
>proceed to face fuck a llama puppet I had
>also heard about condoms from teacher giving lessons
>proceed to wrap my dick in shiny electrical duct tape
>shinydick.jpg
>face fuck llama in the puppet mouth until I came
>tiny poots filled the duct tape condom
>time to take it off
>not realizing duct tape was really hard to get off at the time
>pull a corner
>OUCHFUCK.jpg
>proceed to pull duct tape off
>mfw my dick is completely red and bleeding

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:26:22 Post No.724044724
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:28:13 Post No.724044859
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>>724044633
>5th grade
>my dick is completely red and bleeding
>is
underrage

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:29:27 Post No.724044959
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>>724044859
To be fair
>mfw my dick is
>my face when

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2017-03-01 09:29:06 Post No.724044925
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:29:06 Post No. 724044925 [Report] [View this topic]

Trying to stop masturbating. Any tips?
Pic unrelated

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:30:32 Post No.724045048
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everytime your hand goes to your dick out of reflex punch yourself in the groin instead of fondling it
sooner or later your brain will connect touching your dick with pain and you will no longer do it out of habit

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:33:11 Post No.724045227
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>>724044925
Whenever you get hard open up an article on your phone or w/e and read a few paragraphs. Or a book, if you've got one.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:33:43 Post No.724045266
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:33:43 Post No.724045266 [Report]

just the tip.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:23:28 Post No. 724044521 [Report] [View this topic]

How much money did cleaning up Fukushima cost the Japanese government?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:25:00 Post No.724044638
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>>724044521
5

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:28:02 Post No.724044847
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:28:02 Post No.724044847 [Report]

It's not clean...

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:29:58 Post No.724044998
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:29:58 Post No.724044998 [Report]

tree fiddy

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:32:09 Post No. 724045160 [Report] [View this topic]

Trump supporters: thank you for putting your one voice in to let this man represent us and defeat the liberal poison in our society.

We are making America great again. We will be respected again, we will be feared again by our enemies and we will elect Trump again in 2020. Thank you for helping to elect Trump

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:33:26 Post No.724045248
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>>724045160
"feared"

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:33:35 Post No.724045258
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 09:33:35 Post No.724045258 [Report]

>>724045160
It's not just about America anymore.. Germany, Sweden, France and any other white country being taken over need to stand up and make their country great again as well.

Hopefully they follow our lead.

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