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colony thread. trips decides. rollin, rollin
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>>724072300
Jews take over unclaimed
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just do a good old fashioned race war
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>>724072300
/b/ enslaves population of nigger island

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Trips decide witch razor and how deep, plus any special requests.

anything that will kill me will be ignored

>inb4 attention whore
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>>724072618
Cut in the word PATHETIC
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stop it you cunt
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Remember kids, sideways for attention and long way for results

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my reaction folder is running low, fill it up /b/
also, post aesthetic photos
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>>724070213
Gotchu fam
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Okay there's a kid on Instagram who's incompetent and fun to fuck with, and I'm trying to get people roasting him.

His Instagram is @jw_linden12345

Make fun of his girlfriend and how he's bad at math, or send him random shit

Post results
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nypa
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Where my old b at? This is quite an excellent time for lulz.
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>>724066585
yeah seriously i miss the old days where you could create the funniest raids and shit but now everyone is boring and just plain fucking weird on this website lmao

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Incest is a huge fetish of mine /b, but I don't feel attracted to any of my family members. Just the act of incest turns me on. Anyone got some gud incest porn sources?
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Incestflix is like Netflix,except free and better.
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>>724068280
ur mum
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>>724068280
I would say pornhub, but 99% of anything anywhere is way over acted

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I live in Wisconsin, this is literally me right now.
Ask me anything
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Why don't you salute the reich you fuck?
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but there are no nazis in Wisconsin
they didn't even make it past russia
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You should be lynched to set an example

Who does b pick and why?
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Nurmagomedov

His name more fun to say
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>>724070119

"El Cucuy" is fun to say too
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>>724069948
ferguson. UFC's dumb fucking redneck demographic can't pronounce other name

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Hey /b/, I have a deviated septum and it causes breathing issues. I cannot afford the medical procedure to correct it. So, do you know how I can correct it at home? I really want to breathe easily again.
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Have u tried these to sleep

http://m.cvs.com/shop/health-medicine/cough-cold-flu/nasal-care/breathe-right-nasal-strips-clear-small-medium-prodid-906453
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is that hereditary ?
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>>724070492
Those are great for sleeping but impractical to wear throughout the day. Kinda sucks. Thanks for the suggestion, though.

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Honest opinions on my friends young sister?
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>>724070060
old pic is ancient
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>be me
>loser
>all alone in the world
>can't even open my cheap soda
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Ayyy should have come say hello
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i understand completely anon
especially about the soda part. god damn im shed some tears
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i feel like such a loser.

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What are some tips to lie about work experience on your resume?

TL;DR What can I do to fill in this gap in work experience.

I haven't worked in three years, but I'm ready to go back. Things aren't perfect, but I think I could make it again and as a bonus I'll be less of a parasite.

I'm interested in lying if need be, but what are some respectable sounding nonsense I can bullshit my way through? NEET Inc Computer Repair Tech? Not A+ certified, the only cert I had lapsed, and no college education. Going for the bullshit and fake it til I make it thing, which helped me a lot in the past when I gave a shit. This probably sounds ridiculous to some of you, others might understand, but I'm just interested in acting like I give a shit about anything again.

What can I do to fill in this gap besides saying I was doing research to gain an encyclopedic knowledge of anime and porn.

Love you faggots.
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>>724069052
tell them you got colitis and was shitting yourself silly over the last three years.
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>>724069332
Thanks! I won't let you down anon!
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Is this gay? This is a thread where you can discuss strange things you do that might be gay. The rest of /b/ will help you determine if you are a fag.
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traps are gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Sometimes when Im really horny I'll attempt to suck my own dick. I can only reach the tip, but that is usually enough to get it going.

I'll lick up my precum with no regrets, teasing my dick to the point where I'd cum just by poking it. My back will be in all sorts of pain, but that just makes me try harder since I already came this far.

When I finally finish, I'll shoot real hard and then sit and think about what I just did, and think I'll never do it again. I always do it again. I used to like sticking q-tips up my ass too.
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you're a huge faggot

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R8 my dick
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Its white. 0/10
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At least i don't have aids
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Rate or i suicide

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pokemon box
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First, I'm the White Master race FYI
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i feel stupid, i didn't see masturbation under sexual experiences so i just hit none
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>>724069457
Not a problem! You can edit your response, anon.

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