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Felling lucky punk?
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>>724095682
rolling
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alright, let's see
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Titans, trailer park, 2nd last girl and arsonist

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Everyone press ctrl + V and post the last picture you saved
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s.auvignonblanc
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If you down hmu later

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ITT we see who can get the most (you)'s
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Lolwut?
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Reply to my post or you will NEVER EVER have a girlfriend.
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>>724095514
Reply if you are NOT A CUCK

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Ketamine? Thoughts about it? Any experience with heavy use?
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Haven't tried it. Tried methoxetamine and it was the best drug I've ever done.
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Dissociatives are shit tier imo. Not even remotely worth it if you consider the fact that there's a small amount of people who develop DPDR from them. Like LSD, ketamine is pretty unpredictable as far as long term effects go. It isn't even that good of a high, and the crash is simply draining
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>>724095518
ketamine is great. heavy use as in banging it? no, but I've definitely put quite a bit up my nose.

If you had to bang one, who would it be?
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#4
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>>724093372
"had to" being the operative term
prob 3 or 4 going L 2 R (depends on if 4 has fat legs)
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>>724093372
get the fuck out

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I really just need to die

I really need help but I can't it, I need to just die

I don't fucking know what to do
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just sign on as TrumpĀ“s bodyguard
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Im just going to point out how much more powerful goku is than the entire naruto universe is combined including the immortal version of madara 1 goku can move much faster than the speed of light and not just by a little but by a lot. 2. No one from the naruto universe has been stated to move even as fast as the speed of sound. 3. Any genjutsu would have 0 effects on goku because it effects the chacara flow in the mind which goku doesn't have he has ki not chacara the chacara is similar to blood flow and is essential for ninja ki is made up of the inner strength (summary of the 2). 4. Goku is a planet buster when vegeta was 8 years old he destroyed a planet with just his finger tips a fully powered super saiyan god goku would erase madara from life no question. Now lets say because madara is immortal he just comes back ok goku hurls his hedgehog looking ass into deep space or into the sun I'd love to see how he gets out of that he would be going through a infinite loop of dying and coming back instantly and have no way to escape there are so many more things i can point out but will keep it short i hope you enjoyed the answer as much as i enjoyed writing it (sorry if i made any spelling errors) ps i challenge someone to disprove me
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Roll, niggs
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Come on trips i want the earth to end
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Fuck it. Rolling.
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I did it /b/ros!
yesterday I've finally kissed a girl. ask me anything
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Did you untie her after or is she still in your basement?
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>>724092996
When did you last kiss a girl?
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>>724093064
this

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http://www.latimes.com/projects/draw-your-sign/

You all know what to do.
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Does anyone else fantasize or masturbate about their gf's mother or bf's father? My gfs mom is so hot, she might be my main fap material, just wondering if this is normal? If so, what is your fantasy?
>be me
>gfs mom is in her late 50s
>dark hair nice tits sexy curves
>would love her to catch me coming out of the shower and see my cock
>I say Im sorry
>she says it looks nice
>I ask her to grab it
>she gets me instantly hard
>ask her whens the last time she sucked a young hard cock like this
>she says its been years
>she gets on knees and puts in in her mouth
>sucks my cock for 5 mins
>licks balls too and tells me how she hasn't had one this hard in over 20 years... cont?
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Well keep going
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>tell her she's really good at it and ive never had someone her age suck it before
>she asks me if her daughter is good at it
>I tell her not to tell her but mommy is better
>she's starts moaning even more and deep throating my cock
>tells me she likes how I taste and wants to taste my young seed
>tell her that she can only taste me if she lets me taste her too
>she says she's shy cuz her pussy is a little saggier than it used to be, prob nothing like her daughters pussy
>I tell her that her daughter has a nice little innie but her clit is pretty long
>ask her if I can see her clit and labia
>she lays on her back and reluctantly lets me spread her legs
>pussy has a bit of hair up top but completely shaven near her clit and vagina
>ask her to spread lips open for me
>her clit is exactly like her daughters and I tell her
>she blushes and asks me if I was for real about wanting to taste her
>I knod and start kissing her inner thighs
>see her pussy gettting wetter and wetter as I tease her...
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anyone else have similar fantasy?

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Any tips on picking up girls in Munich and/or Prague? My wife and I are thinking about a threesome while on vacation. What is the sexual dynamic in that part of Europe?
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Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boi! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in your ass, you punk white boi! You faggot! You can't touch me, you're not man enough! I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch! Fuck you, you hoe!

Come and say it to my face and I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody! You bitch, come on you bitch! You scared coward! You not man enough to fuck with me! You can't last 2 minutes in my world, bitch! Look at you scared now, you hoe! Scared like a little white pussy! Scared of the real man!

I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!
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>>724093458

I know he actually said this, I actually watched the thing on YouTube recently.

Is he secretly gay?
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I don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you wanna... you know.

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PewDiePie is a racist I just got back from his channel and he was so rude. I asked him about being anti-Semitic and his views on the nazi party and he responded by calling me a nigger and said that all lives don't MATTER because nigger and Jews would think that they were apart of the movement. Plz boycott PewDiePie and his channel
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>>724093510
If Pewdiepie really said that then a lot of /b/ will actually love him.
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I started watching him a few days ago after some fake news attacked him. He is really funny.
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>>724093510
What SJW made this episode ?. What channel is this from ?

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After much experimentation I've discovered the cure for masturbation guilt and awkwardness! One must always use a lubricant so that the penis is not chaffed and therefore sensitive for the rest of the day. In the case of using lube, one forgets that they even jacked off because there isn't the cold, damaged, sensitivity of the organ so they can't feel weird and guilty around others. Also, one must wash the hands thoroughly post-masturbation.
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>>724094292
interdasting OP
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>>724094357
Also, using a lubricant prevents shrinkage which occurs post masturbation if the skin has been abused and rubbed raw. So one can't have shrinkage low confidence either if lubed properly.
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you feel guily after masturbation? why? It feels great nothing to feel bad about at all OP. Jerk away

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MFW /b/ is just a bunch of porn
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for 6 years not been here, only ylyl or porn threads here now
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there have been a few golden ages

mostly just porn though
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Honestly what did you expect?

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