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Anonymous
2017-03-02 08:08:24 Post No.724101851
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:08:24 Post No. 724101851 [Report] [View this topic]

FIll my reaction folder pls
I lost all of them

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:10:11 Post No.724101948
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>>724101851
I heard Alex Jones was a Zionist pig and disinformation shill.

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2017-03-02 07:56:25 Post No.724101050
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:56:25 Post No. 724101050 [Report] [View this topic]

Futa / Chicks with dicks thread

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2017-03-02 08:03:43 Post No.724101525
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:03:43 Post No. 724101525 [Report] [View this topic]

OK, so I was replacing the toilet in my house and I ended up having to piss so I went into my backyard and as in was pissing my dog ran into the stream, what can I do to prevent this?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:08:19 Post No.724101844
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>>724101525
piss on him to mark your territory like he does

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>>724101525
Kill your stupid dog

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>>724101525
split the stream to spare the dog

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2017-03-02 08:10:05 Post No.724101945
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:10:05 Post No. 724101945 [Report] [View this topic]

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:11:17 Post No.724101993
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>>724101945
>You know what's funny?
yup
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:11:26 Post No.724102002
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jugulate me.

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>>724101945
lol nice try, edgelord

i hear your mom calling you

Anonymous
2017-03-02 07:53:05 Post No.724100835
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:53:05 Post No. 724100835 [Report] [View this topic]

family members you would fuck thread
bonus for stolen nudes

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:57:10 Post No.724101099
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>>724100835
some dude's sister, he claimed to have nudes but never shared

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>>724101099
bump for sisters

Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:05:54 Post No.724101686
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>>724100835
kys samsap

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2017-03-02 08:07:10 Post No.724101775
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:07:10 Post No. 724101775 [Report] [View this topic]

God tier shows

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>>724101775
Fucking great show, fight me if you disagree.

Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:10:59 Post No.724101979
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>>724101878
I was planning on watching this soon. Heard there was a lot of grunting?

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>>724101979
Yeah his character lets action speak, most of his lines are (mmm). Still a great show though, season just ended last night so its a great time to jump on the band wagon.

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2017-03-02 08:04:18 Post No.724101573
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:04:18 Post No. 724101573 [Report] [View this topic]

Deutscher Tagesfaden - Donnerstags Edition

Wie verbringt ihr diesen Tag, der von schlechtem Wetter gezeichnet ist und keine Freude verspricht?

Welchen Menschen mögt ihr am liebsten (außer euch selbst, falls das der Fall wäre)? Begründe.

Habt ihr Kuscheltiere?

Engagiert ihr euch irgendwie sozial? Warum (nicht)?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:08:38 Post No.724101864
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>>724101573
>Wie verbringt ihr diesen Tag, der von schlechtem Wetter gezeichnet ist und keine Freude verspricht?
Lernen, Lernen, Lernen, Plasmaspenden, Lernen, Lernen.
>Welchen Menschen mögt ihr am liebsten (außer euch selbst, falls das der Fall wäre)? Begründe.
Einen einzelnen Lieblingsmenschen habe ich nicht. Ich mag meine Freundin, da sie mir Liebe schenkt, ich mag meine besten Freunde, mit denen ich über Alles lachen kann und ich bin meiner Familie sehr dankbar, dass sie mich großgezogen haben. Jeder kann mir etwas geben, dass die anderen nicht können und ich versuche an alle etwas zurückzugeben.
>Habt ihr Kuscheltiere?
Ja. Die Bande schlummert immer mit mir ein und ist für mich da, wenn es sonst niemand ist.
>Engagiert ihr euch irgendwie sozial? Warum (nicht)?
Ich habe früher oft Blut gespendet, bin aber inzwischen aus finanziellen Gründen auf Plasma umgestiegen. Ich spende einen 10er pro Monat an den WWF.
Für soziale Tätigkeiten mangelt es mir auch an Zeit. Außerdem bin ich kein Freund von Schmarotzern, etc. Ich könnte mir maximal vorstellen, dass ich ehrenamtlich Gassi gehe, oder so.

Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:09:08 Post No.724101899
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>>724101573

>Wie verbringt ihr diesen Tag, der von schlechtem Wetter gezeichnet ist und keine Freude verspricht?
Arbeiten :(

>Welchen Menschen mögt ihr am liebsten (außer euch selbst, falls das der Fall wäre)?
Meine Freundin

>Begründe.
Weil sie meinen Schwanz in den Mund nimmt.

>Habt ihr Kuscheltiere?
s.o.

>Engagiert ihr euch irgendwie sozial?
Nein

>Warum (nicht)?
Keine Lust

Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:09:18 Post No.724101908
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>>724101573
>Wie verbringt ihr diesen Tag, der von schlechtem Wetter gezeichnet ist und keine Freude verspricht?
Hier scheint die Sonne. Schlechtes Wetter hatten wir nir über nacht.
>Welchen Menschen mögt ihr am liebsten (außer euch selbst, falls das der Fall wäre)? Begründe.
Menschen, die mir nicht auf den Sack gehen.
>Habt ihr Kuscheltiere?
Nein.
>Engagiert ihr euch irgendwie sozial? Warum (nicht)?
Nein. Weil mir andere am Arsch vorbei gehen.

Anonymous
2017-03-02 08:12:31 Post No.724102058
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:12:31 Post No. 724102058 [Report] [View this topic]

I've recently decided that I want to break some glass, and cut some string, would this be suitable?

If not, I also have a metal headed hammer, and a wood saw.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:13:36 Post No.724102130
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Use the pressure from your sphincter

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>>724102058

I would use the metal headed hammer as opposed to a mallet, and ditch the knife for some scissors or pliers, something for a quick snip.

Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:15:23 Post No.724102230
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OP here,

Crap, I forgot to put rope, instead of string.

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2017-03-02 07:56:49 Post No.724101074
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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:56:49 Post No. 724101074 [Report] [View this topic]

So I have an interesting question, /b/

I want to suck cock, and I end up finding a hot cock on squirt, planning a time to meet, and then pussying out at the last minute.

What I want is a mistress or master that I can talk to online or through phone text that will command/order me to go and suck a cock, at risk of leaking personal details about me if I don't.

Are there websites for finding people who do this? Would an anon here be willing to do it? The desire to suck cock is strong, but my will is weak. I think I need fear to push me over the edge.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:58:06 Post No.724101173
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/soc/

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Fucking homo

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:48:52 Post No. 724100549 [Report] [View this topic]

Feels thread. Do you guys ever get that feeling where you try to hangout with friends, and no one ever wants to hangout with you?
Like you make plans and invite people, but when other people make plans you don't get invited.
I've never felt part of a group, where people invite me to do stuff. Feels bad man, that's all I've wanted in my life.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:50:58 Post No.724100685
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>>724100549
Have you considered being less of a faggot?

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>>724100685
Don't really think that's the problem

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:48:46 Post No. 724100536 [Report] [View this topic]

>want to try gay stuff
>worry about how it will affect my social life and if it will ever come back to haunt me in the future
>secretly want to suck a cock to this day

How do i do gay stuff risk-free? I eat my own cum often and I tried sucking myself off to no avail. I just want to know what it feels like to have an actual cock and creampie in my mouth/ass. For science of course.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:56:09 Post No.724101033
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It's 2017, just do your thing, nobody cares anymore.

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:59:06 Post No.724101243 [Report]

Idk about any of that stuff, but oh my god please fuck my throat

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>>724100536
More of your cock OP

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:02:11 Post No. 724101425 [Report] [View this topic]

>2 AM
>still wide awake
>running PC all day
>no luck in getting dubs
>what do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:04:00 Post No.724101549
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>>724101425

kek does not approve

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aim for quads

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>>724101425

What's dubs?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:15:31 Post No. 724102238 [Report] [View this topic]

I am the dub genie. Ask any question, dubs = yes

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:15:50 Post No.724102257
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>>724102238
are you a faggot?

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>>724102238
Go fuck yourself

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>>724102238

no

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:53:03 Post No. 724100830 [Report] [View this topic]

If it is 0° degrees today, and tomorrow it is said to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:55:19 Post No.724100971
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>>724100830
Is that furherheilt or cellskiyus?

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Below sub-zero.

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Comfy room temperature is 20°C
Tomorrow is -20°C

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 07:55:01 Post No. 724100952 [Report] [View this topic]

Cuck thread

Post your girls, bulls say what they'd do.

First off, my whore wife :D

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Anonymous 2017-03-02 08:12:28 Post No.724102056
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>>724100952
Make her throat my cock with those big lips

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>>724100952
Ignore

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>>724100952
Throat fuck then doggy and cream pie

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/