Waifu thread
And another one
>>743173568
F-faggots.
YLYL
>>743173725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYX_kqwWoHo
Yo dudes! Check out my sweet tat!
>>743174641
faget.
mine is better
is this a bad tattoo thread now?
ITT the story of you and fapping, i start
>be me, 5yo
>I'm watching JJ the Jet on tv, fucking best show.
>The song "vroom vroom" starts jamming.
>Put myself in a position where i look like a jet for roleplay. hands on dick for better aereodynamics.
>I start moving... and it feels good as shit.
>no erection and no cum, still have orgasm i think. (can't really remember)
>from that day on, i call that "vroomvroom"
>i like it, and start doing it from time to time. think it's normal so i do it even in front of my parents.
>they obviously can't tell me to stop because they would interfere with my sexuality, so they ignore.
>one day at preschool during rec i feel cold.
>welp, might as well vroomvroom to get warm
>start vrooming in the middle of the rec room
>god yes
>go back home, my parents tell me that i have to stop vrooming because it's embarrasing to do it in public.
>i understand that it's pretty wierd, but i like it too much, so i start doing it in private.
Keep in mind that i don't regular fap, i VROOM. Position is lying on the ground, hands in my underwear on my penis and i just start moving my crotch. THAT'S vrooming. It felt good. I vroom'd always using my imagination to think of titties. Thought that pussy and ass were gross, had wierd fantasies like being very very small while some hot girl was HUGE and i just lived on her boobs. Never got erections, cummed OR watched porn
>keep vrooming for several years, everything is smooth. I vroom before going to bed and when i'm bored in the evenings.
>me and my family move to italy, back to our homeland.
>keep vrooming.
>one day, something strange happens to my penis while i vroom...
>it's... uncomfortable.
cont
>>743166626
cont
>i get my first erection.
>i have NO idea of what it is
>don't tell my parents, they must not know i'm still vrooming
>i just think that it's full of piss, so everytime i vroom and it gets hard i go to the bathroom to piss.
>i piss, it gets soft again, i go back to vrooming. it gets hard again. repeat.
>once i can't piss anymore i just stop vrooming and go on with my life
so, basically, i never orgasm until i discover fapping. i literally fucking edged myself until... well, now you'll see.
>i discover how babies are born and what sex is. i'm grossed out by it, pussies look nasty.
>people say it feels good doe, and they wanna feel it
>i thought i was blessed because i knew what vrooming was, and i knew it simulated sex.
> I DIDN'T NEED THE STINKY PUSSIES.
>one day i decide to reveal my secret to a friend of mine.
>"Hey alex, you know that i found a way to feel how sex is like?"
>"yea anon, i know! fapping! i do it all the time!"
>"fapping? really? wow... what is it?"
>"you sit down, put your dick in your hand and start moving your hand up and down"
>"huh, never done that. i have my own way."
New thread in class: FAPPING.
keep in mind, we were all 9yo toddlers.
>start talking of fapping everyday
>a friend of mine buys a phone
>brings it to school
>"hey guys, let's look for HUGE TITTIES!"
We then discover what porn is.
>everybody loves porn
>one day... we try fapping
>IN CLASS
>DURING REC TIME
>we went to the back of the class, behind bags and desks, and they pulled their dicks out and jerked to porn.
>i never jerked off in class, because i preferred VROOMING
>a classmate from peru one day... does something incredible.
>in the middle of class, while fapping
>he feels... good...
cont
>>743166626
what the fuck lol
You must be fun at parties, OP.
Wife/gf cleavage and tits thread.
>>743169839
Interested. Your girl?>>743170022
Good morning /b/ros!
Bored, so dubs picks which pics/webms I post of my wife.
>>743168505
Also, pics in preview are kinda cropped because imgur square thumbs... so like A1 is really a full body shot.
>>743168555
Oh shit.... self trips! :)
j3
Give me one serious reason to believe in atheism.
one reason?
ok, because you dont "believe in" it.
you believe in there being an invisible, intangiable, ephemeral being or beings that supposedly have omnipitent powers over us, without there being any evidence for them.
not believing in any such nonsense is what constitutes atheism.
People you instantly disrespect. I'll start:
Anyone who likes anime
Same, you must be completely retarded to enjoy anime.
can u die plz, lol
Anyone who disrespects people because they like anime. Initial D is the greatest story of our time, fucking magical artwork I tell you.
Let's roll mfer's
555
Roll
rawlin
Shloots with Schlongs Thread. Trap/Shemale/Tranny/Crossdresser/Femboy/Boipuccy/Mental/Faggot/Sissy/Penis.
Deutschfaden!!
Fragensektionen!
Fragen zum Smalltalk!
1.) Wie hoch ist dein Stundenlohn?
2.) Wie viele Zimmer hat dein Haus/Wohnung?
3.) Hast du Haustiere und wenn ja, welche?
Fragen zu Verschwörungstheorien!
1.) Wie stehst du zum Klimawandel?
2.) Erschaffen Banken Geld aus dem Nichts?
3.) War die NASA auf dem Mond?
Fragen zu Wissenschaften!
1.) Gehört das Internet dem US Militär?
2.) Ist CO2 ein Schadstoff?
3.) Ist Deutschland ein digitales Dritte Welt Land?
Fragen zum Trollen!
1.) Ist der OP eine dumme Fotze?
2.) Soll Kiki ins Gas?
3.) Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Juden und einem Musel?
>>743168767
>2.) Soll Kiki ins Gas?
>>743168767
>>743169049
+++
who's your pick /b/ ?
Mc Gregor all the way for me
mcgregor
the jews who will make a billion dollars on this.
the losers are the people watching it online because it's going to be a hug-fest
>>743165919
>mcgregor
What Wizard are you? Roll your Destiny!
RRRROOOOLLLLLLLL
R o l l
pls
>How long have you been on 4chan?
>How did you find out about 4chan?
>What was your first board?
>What was your first post about?
>Why are you still here?
>>743169064
>How long have you been on 4chan?
Don't know. Longtime. I come, and go for a while.
>How did you find out about 4chan?
iirc someone told me about it in a chatroom where i was talking shit in.
>What was your first board?
/a/
>What was your first post about?
Don't remember. I do remember that I didn't know how to post at first.
>Why are you still here?
No one ever leaves.
Post more gundam pics pls.
>How long have you been on 4chan?
3 years
>How did you find out about 4chan?
was at a friends house and he browsed on here after a game of league
>What was your first board?
/b/
>What was your first post about?
advice about my gf
>Why are you still here?
idk, just bored sometimes
How to fix western society
>>743169587
>>743169927
jews have a strong academic work ethic. dont be mad.
They'll just find someone else to manipulate. The final solution is called that for a reason.