If I ran for president, and promised to send blacks back to Africa would you vote for me?
>>724143136
Even Africa wouldnt want them back
I'd vote for you to kill yourself
>>724143256
I could force it. Do you think I could win?
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gf showed tits to my workmates, now they wont shutup about it, what do ?
This again?
>>724141034
dump that hoe
>>724141093
she was drunk
Is it gay to search for porn based on the male porn star's name?
I'm not oogling his cock or anything, but it keeps the variety going.
Very
Super gay
>>724140835
>>724140913
Even when you're in it for the chicks and not the dicks?
/b/ What do you do if you have a clearly mentally unstable anti-west relative, who supports everything non white and pro 3rd world immigration into North America and Europe?
I can't outright tell them what a degenerate they are though.
Tits always relevant
>>724141063
Why would you even entertain this idiot?
Why would you even try to save them, you're not going to change them.
I'd ignore them and get on with my life.
>>724141063
>>724141673
>what is the Bering straight
Ask a sperm donor anything
>>724141721
What was your purpose with donating man milk?
>>724142753
Spread my seed
>>724141721
Why is you being a sperm donor supposed to be interesting?
Trips and ill show this girls nudes
Bet you don't though coz op is a faggot
>Porn thread
>Any porn thread
>Someone posts his "girlfriend" asking if people want more
>In fact, it's every thread now these same people or person does this like it's some shill or bot
>Browse /b/
>Suddenly 50% of threads are about people sharing girls they know such as their wives/girlfriends/exes or facebook and Instagram friends
>"What would you do?" threads promoting cuckoldry
>Most of these cucks are probably virgins who post fakes just for some cuck fantasy roleplay
>Essentially this is one big cuckold spam all over /b/
Fuck off, faggot roleplaying cuck.
>>724141449
woohoo. can't wait to see some shit pics of this shit looking 45yo overdone botox bitch. because, you know, there aren't like two billion better looking chicks on the internet.
Rate my b /dick/
Dick rate thread
8/10 cocl
>>724141384
look like mine but shorter/10
good one, cock twin
Con artists reveal tips and tricks
One easy scam you can pull to get free beer is to simply call the 800 # on the case and tell them the beer tasted musky or flat. Insist that the whole batch was affected and they'll generally send you a voucher for a free case. Do this to 5 or 6 companies and the free beer starts to add up. You can actually call customer service for just about any cheap product with a complaint, and if you negotiate well, you can get a lot of free stuff.
Fake disability scams can also net you a fair chunk of change. Choose an ambiguous disability like anxiety or BPD that is hard to confirm and look for charities and scholarships that are geared to your disability. I once received a $5000 scholarship for the blind, while my vision is actually okay
Walk into a restaurant and ask to speak to the manager. Tell him you're reviewing for a food magazine and 8 times out of 10, you'll eat for free
Trips get you banned.
>>724140919
oh shit
>>724140950
Close
>>724141212
dammit
Sup /b/ I need your quick help! One of my male friends wants to fuck with chick I know as a friend. Right now, he is trying to sweettalk her into fake relationship which he will broke in few days (he already has GF and I know him very well). Should I tell her what he truly is? Or tell him to stop it? Or do nothing and watch? Give me your ideas!
Let him do his thing so you can swoop in after and rebound once he breaks her heart.
It will be the only way you can get out of friend zone since your obvious beta white knight.
>>724141962
rape ur friend .
he will no longer be interested in said chick .
>>724142295
I will not lie to myself. It's true what you said about me. Think is. I have seen this scenery a couple of times already. And as I said, she is my friend. That's why I am asking now
>no backwards compatibility
>all the starting games apart from zelda look shit
>controller is bite size
>pathetic battery
>no USB ports/no gamecube controller
>all wii U gear is incompatible
>more a smartphone than a console
BUT ever since the wii and DS, all nintendo consoles have started as experimental pieces of shit that eventually turn in to something pretty good.
BUT this really doesnt look as promising... at all
>>724141690
I bought a used wii back in maybe 2011 just to play skyward sword. Though I'd use it as a console and find lots of other decent games, but after zelda I only used it for netflix.
not making the same mistake again. don't play much vidya anymore anyway so I might as well wait 5 years for an awesome VR console.
>>724141690
>>724142061
>Nintendo
You have to be at least 18 to post here, kids.
>>724142323
27 actually. I've played zelda games since I was packin' 4 AA batteries into a gray brick gameboy.
Banned
Get
Where can I buy a 4chin Gold Account? I want to start my own threads
>>724141628
fail a captcha and in the red line theres a part where you can purcahse it.
tfw too broke to greentext
>Be me
>In BiOWOlogy
>Talking about Mitochondria
>Teacher is trying to get the tards to participate. She legit believes they can do it
>Doubt.mp4
>She is trying to prompt them
>She starts going M-M-M, trying to get them to pronounce it
>Me, being a seasoned Autist, shouts out
> MUH MUH MUH MONEYSHOT
> 8.69/10 qt pie hears it and laughs
> She talks to me after class
> Is this magic.gov ?
What did she talk about? inb4 the quote fag
Take her by the pussy anon
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