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She got a new kik: MaDe___54
Message me if you want info on her: sasqun
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kik jimcrackcorn22 for more
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>tell parents you have a gf
>bring her home
>its this girl
wat does you're father say?
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>>724160722
My dad would probably not care to be honest with you.
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>>724160722
he's engaged with a transgender, his opinion is useless
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Better than your hand, innit
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What are the dangers of posting my mum online?
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The internet might break under her weight
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>>724160569
i can become your new dad
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>>724160625
>>724160625
>>724160625
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Watching the shitty Ghostbuster.
come shit on it.
www.filthycasuals
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>>724160293
Join us you buncha fags.
henlo my friends. I have a little problem. Every time after i jerk off semen is leaking from my peepee for like a hour. Has anybody the same problem? What to do?
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very important bump
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not a clue shit happens to me too
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>>724160751
Semen leakage after ejaculation is perfectly normal. I doubt its for an hour. It usually lasts for about 20 min for me.
If it really leaks that long then you should lay off masturbation. How often do you masturbate?
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ITT: Greentext times when you were total fucking Alphas /b/ros. I'll start with one I've shared here before.
>be me
>bang slut, hit and run
>year later (ish) knock on door
>getting sued for birth of baby from said slut
>like 8k plus child support shit
>mfw
>call up one of my bros who is lawyerfag, owes me a favor from when I bailed him out of jail for a dui
>"wat do"
>did you bang? lawyerbro asks
>"yes but she's a slut I wrapped it up"
>dnatest.png
>couple weeks go by, she didn't show up for the test
>"probably cause she knows it isn't yours"-lawyerbro
>more time goes by, she finally concedes
>get letter in mail 2 months later
>"we are 99.999998% sure that anon is notthefather.png (or some shit)
>frame it
>put on wall
>make sure all sluts that come over see it
>?????
>mfw
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I fucked a girl once.
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>>724160799
how is that alpha? you fucked a girl, didn't knock her up, and had to pay for a lawyer.
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>>724160799
Kek'd and checked haha. This is why you wrap it up anons
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How many wives do you want?
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>>724160042
one
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>>724160042
>wives
zero
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>>724160042
I have one-hundred and eleven. I'm married happily. Just had my anniversary
Girls with amazing eyes.
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This broad.
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>>724158742
Time's a bitch
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Hey, Imy fairly new to weed and was wondering If anyone knows any good rolling tips (I'm shit atm) also if there's any good films to watch while high, I'm more into trippy, phsycological films, thanks
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>>724159081
The best rolling tip is keep doing it until it becomes muscle memory.
They'll look and smoke like shit to begin with, but you will get better with practice.
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OP i learned to roll by getting papers and rolling a joint and breaking it apart and repeat until i could roll. I'm not the best roller i have friends that strive for perfection but i can roll joints as long as my fore arm now. and always have a nice shape and pull it's just practice makes perfect
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>>724159081
don't worry about the perfect tuck, don't be afraid to fold it with the roll. and to stop the chasing that u'll get, wrap a second paper over the first one youe rolled, this is called a steamroller joint. it reduces chasing. also, always pick ur but into little bitties like shake ALMOST. don't put nugs in them like they a blunt cause it will just chase like a mofo. my best tip is doing the steamroller joint. realy helps
Hey /b/ can you name everything wrong with Reddit?
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everything
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>>724159122
More than that
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The Red Pill and their mentality. Overuse of the term "beta", "alpha", "n-count", "SMV", etc
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Post your 10/10s
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>>724159621
I have been browsing 4chan for 5 years, and now i can say /b/ is dead. There is no cure for this, and i want to say goodbye to my favourite website because nowadays this website is full of porn, cartoons and stupid shit. Old /b/ is dead, and will never be like before. Goodbye /b/
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>>724159578
Member when /b was good?
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>>724159578
do an hero anon
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>>724159731
Of the only thing I regret is that I was not there before
>>724160012
Should I?
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I'm fucked, /b/rothers. I got a random chick pregnant. She already has one kid and I can't afford to pay child support, nor do I have any interst in a relationship with her. Should I just bite the bullet and try to get full custody of the kid when it's born?
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>>724159224
Is abortion an option?
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>>724159224
Will you be a good dad
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Put it up for adoption and learn to use a condom. Your kid is actually un bâtard.
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Me and my buddies are thinking of starting up a boy band. Any cool name ideas? Thanks in advance
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The spergis
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The Mamku Jebals
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sperg and his lords
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quiero ver a Teresa desnuda
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quiero
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>>724160540
yo quiero Taco Bell
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>>724160540
Buenas berzas