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trips opens box

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Celeb thread!

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I will hero myself on Sunday Night.

Plan to take 8 tablets(something like 50 polls) of Alprazolam 0,25 and alcohol, probably my good ol' Laphroaig.

Will it do? Any advice? Should I take the Lexomil too just in case ?

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WRONG

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Just imagine the warm... creamy.. log coating your throat.

Anons I've been given the ultimate gift. Andy Sixx has agreed to let me be one of the chosen to suck a log of shit out of his ass. Should I?

Pic related, it's God Emperor.

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Post pics you saved/oc/wwyd/gf.. you know the drill.. Personally looking for more of this girl.. post anything I don't have

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Who's got the set?

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Rule 34 thread, last one hit image limit.

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Feet thread?
Feet thread

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Should I keep the mustache part or get rid of it?

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##FEELS THREAD
Ill start
>be me
>be alpha man, good looking/10, fitness model
>gets invited to a party with friends
>supposed to be a huge party
>gets there after 30min ride
>only 4 girls are there and me and my friends.
>girls are a bit drunk around a fire
>see this girl.
>her smile
>her eyes
>everything.
>party is over and we cant go to our home because we're drunk
>this girl invite us to her house
>we watch horror movie
>we cuddle
>we talk for hours while my friends are asleep
>we sleep in her basement
>she goes upstair to sleep
>dont think she will talk to me ever.
>1 week later she talks back to me on fb
>InLove.jpg
>we eventually meet back some other times and we were in couple
>she is everything I ever wished for.
>she gradually gets meaner and meaner with me for no reasons
>buys her things (flowers,chocolate,teddy bears..)
>lost my job
>some weeks after she tells me I never buy her anything(got no job so I can't)
>begs me
>fuck.
>buys her 200$ of stuff in one month
>become broke asf
>5 months after our relationship this is enough
>she is way too mean with me i gotta do something
>talk about it
>wait 1 month
>nothing changed
>break up with her
>gets invited to parties again
>basically every girl wanna bang with me
>still heartbroken
>no more self esteem
>makes tinder account because why the f not
>400 match in 1.5 days
>gets shitload of girls numbers
>she talks back to me and she tell she will change
>i dont fucking know what to do..

>>should I just fuck other 10/10 girls to make myself feel better or just try again with that girl?

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Post your video game crushes

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Anyone wanna text dick pics to my gf and see what she says about it kik sexybrittney3

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Real talk, how important is being alpha/socially-dominant when it comes to picking up women? I catch some of my buddies trying to out-alpha me by breaking my balls out front of other women to make themselves look better. Don't wanna constantly play power struggle with people just to seem important, but when you hang out with obnoxious chads, you get put on the defense a lot