Just confronted my rmm8 who was stealing my weed.
I told him i dont wanna be forced to lace my weed and find whoever is stealing my stuff in the hospital. Just incase he thinks I'm joking around im gonna roll a few poison joints with dirt cheap weed. What is some things that i can lace it with that will really fuck him up should i lose joints again
>>724375452
rat poison? no idea, mate
>>724375452
don't :(
you could give him something really horrible and ruin his life while also being put in a prison
would you really want that
>>724375666
Dumbass anon worried about prison when roommate literally stealing weed.
Not trips, doe
This will never not sound fucking bananas.
>>724377076
it makes me want to kill myself
>>724378000
Trips
>>724377076
Just think how bad Hillary had to be for him to win
my little sister caught me masturbating and told my parents. now im grounded for a month.
how can i get her back? she really loves her cat so i was thinking something involving her cat
>>724377553
fuck the cat
dont touch her cat you fucking degenerate
bet u wont do it pussy
Found bone hiking in woods?
What organism is it from? Wat do?
>>724376222
Up butt is what do.
fb / ig fap thread, v44
>>724375320
give more anon
>>724375376
wwyd?
Looks like Obama illegally wiretapped President Trump.
WHOOPS.
Obama's facing serious prison time.
>>724374053
>IM DOIN IT MOM
>IM SHITPOSTIN!
>>724374053
Did he do it cause he's black or cause he's actually a Muslim?
>>724374192
>Average erect penis length: 5 1/8 inches / 13.1cm
>Average erect girth:4 5/8 inches / 11.1cm
15521 men sample size penis size study
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/abstract
Is your penis size above or below average?
>>724370025
well above but still a virginfag.
feels bad man
>>724370147
Same anon, 7inches when full erect but shit social skills
>>724370265
same, it sucks to know you're well equipped and girls would probably enjoy your cock, but you're never able to really use it because anxiety and no social skills.
Amuse a drunk infantryman with stories
>be me
>PFC sitting in LP/OP on alpha shelf
>0200 raining balls
>patrol requests to depart
>wtfradiowontwork.jpeg
>wake up bitch partner and tell him to run down mountain to give word
>cpl comes spitting flames
>"corporal I sent fuckface to give word ten minutes ago"
>cpl relieves me to find PFC fuckface
>reach bottom of mountain
>trip and fall into massive puddle
>thereisnogod.txt
>look back and notice PFC fuckface knocked clear the fuck out
>carry PFC fuckface to squad leader
>squad leader thinks I did it
>ninjapumchinbound.rar
>sir calls him dumb bitch after explanation
>cpl who relieved me appears
>"cpl who's manning post"
>takes aim round to kevlar
>gets rekt by platoon sergeant
>Unit trains rangers and recon switching every few years. Recon guys have the latest toys military has to offer. Us rangers get nearly all equipment from the 80's because apparently "we'll die anyway".
>Regional Office messes up and sends too many new conscripts to the unit. Instructors don't send anyone back initially but just increase BS level. After six moths (half way for me) over 40% have been sent away due to reasons ranging from stress fractures to psychological problems. HQ gets angry.
>Training different movement styles in a sand pit because why not. Crawling for hours in the sand. At the end of the day everyone has road rash in their arms, legs and stomach and some are bleeding. Unit's nurse almost runs out of gauze and bandages.
>Instructor throws a satchel charge at us to see how fast we take cover.
>At live fire exercise. Everyone should sleep at least six hours a night. Nope. We spend our nights burning wet leaves and twigs in a big bonfire because the training area needed to be tidied up. Combat shooting feels a bit unsafe when you are about to fall asleep.
>In the woods. Someones ruck isn't properly camouflaged. Team is ordered to move our supply stash from point A to point B and back in the middle of night. After 20km and hundreds of kgs of equipment moved back and forth, everyone has properly camouflaged rucks.
>Cleaning the barracks. A bit of cosmic dust is found undera a bed. Repeat cleaning 10 times every evening.
>There's still more cosmic dust. Our room is seized because "we can't keep it clean enough". Everyone sleeps outside.
>In the woods for the Nth time. Not even the rainsuit is waterproof. It's December, sleet pouring horizontally for a week and temperature is around 0C. All clothes are wet after two days. Nothing burns in the tent stove. Near the end no one bothers with the tent anymore and sleeps in wet clothes under some big spruce. Whole body hurts for a month afterwards.
Ah. The life of a grunt. Shoulda joined the chair force like me, anon. I got a nice big beer belly and chest full of ribbons/medals. I look like a fat fucking Mexican General. But thank you for your service. Carry on
Hey annons What's the best food to eat after smoking weed?
It's for a friend of course
anything
>>724371824
Chinese.
Some form of greasy noodles.
Chicken balls.
>>724371824
fuck man what ISN'T?
Trips for more! Teen slut
Just post them.
well okay
Degenerates
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724368146
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim
Graf is gay
>be high school senior
>be beta faggot
>have been talking to popular girls since freshman year
>they have told me they are not into partying and drinking or drugs
>believe them, even though they hang out with people that do
>a few weeks ago, they were talking about a party
>mentioned everybody being so drunk, herself included
>butt in like a tard
"i thought you weren't into that"
>she tells me she isn't and tries to reflect everything, mocks me and calls me a weirdo.
>all the popular kids do this to me, so I think it's just a joke.
>it was not a joke
>later, I overhearing her telling her friend something sinister.
"oh my god! we're so fucking mean to him!"
>tfw i have been mocked by the popular girls since freshman year
>i doubt they never even saw me as human, just a pet
So I want to know how I can get revenge on them without getting into trouble. I want to just shake them up or shock them or make them cry. But I do not want to harm them or anybody.
Also, since my school has a high abortion rate, I can assume they have had abortions, so I could use that to my advantage.
tl;dr How can I mess with stacy bitches without getting into trouble?
Shoot up he school
>>724371787
get a fucking burner phone and sexually harass them or something
>>724371787
Damn.... this has happened to me several times. Idk, I'm just retarded like that, by the time I notice something is off, it's already too late.
I usually just walk away since the way I see it it's my own fault for being a socially inept king of autismo, but I totally understand your feels OP
Hey /b/, gonna go to McDonald's right now but I don't know what to get, help me out.
>>724373024
100 piece chicken nuggets
>>724373024
the number 4 depression combo with a side order of sadness and self-loathing
>>724373024
Double quarter pounder plain only onion. Add your own ketchup and mustard to avoid a soggy bun. Also, pickles at mcds are always gross and mishandled, so I would just avoid those.
C-Celeb th-thread f-for advanced u-users and n-new r-red carders... yes...
>>724373895
>>724374096
Fb fap cont
anyone still interested?