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Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:05:51 Post No.724416825
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Claiming best girl

Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:05:59 Post No.724416836
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still here

Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:06:24 Post No.724416878
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>Winning girl claimed

>>724416155 (Saber)
Then do it, other winner!

>>724416642 (Saya)
I mean degradation is a fetish, mate.

Anonymous
2017-03-05 07:10:55 Post No.724417300
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:10:55 Post No. 724417300 [Report] [View this topic]

revenge ideas

>buddy living in unfurnished house for 3 months
>mattress in the middle of living room floor, clothes and shit everywhere
>invites me to move in
>i move in and furnish the house with nice shit
>big screen tv, couches, all the nice things
>he is lazy, never cleans and never goes shopping
>im always putting food in the fridge and pantry and its always disappearing
>he sees my beers in the fridge and helps himself, drinks every single one
>i confront him after it happens a few times
>he apologises, buys more beers, then drinks the whole lot before i have a chance to have one
>im forever cleaning up after him just so i can have clean dishes to eat off
>he starts smoking any dope i leave out while never sharing his
>today, after a few more confrontations, i say im moving out because he basically steals from me
>he accuses me of fictitious damage to the house, trying to set himself up to screw me out of the bond money
>he went away for the weekend and is avoiding me, so i have the house to myself to move out

does anon have any creative revenge ideas? will post pics. pic related, its me teabagging his bong

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:13:54 Post No.724417579
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>>724417300
Finger inside foreskin and then from behind wiped into nostril

Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:14:09 Post No.724417614
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>>724417300
It just makes you look like a child. Like you can shit on his stuff or something, but he'll just spend like an hour cleaning it up and throwing it out and call the cops/get some guys to jump you/ tell all your friends and make you a pariah. Just move out and don't speak to him if he's a dick it happens.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:15:15 Post No.724417705
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Jizz in the bong water

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2017-03-05 06:36:42 Post No.724414099
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:36:42 Post No. 724414099 [Report] [View this topic]

YLYL

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:37:05 Post No.724414143
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:41:17 Post No.724414523
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Where Dat banana

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:07:27 Post No. 724411427 [Report] [View this topic]

Got myself some DMT which I will be using for the first time tomorrow.

Any tips/general chat about the substance? Feeling slightly on edge about breaking through and coming back permanently fucked.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:08:06 Post No.724411494
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:08:06 Post No.724411494 [Report]

No tips but just jealous, been wanting to try it

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:08:15 Post No.724411510
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:08:15 Post No.724411510 [Report]

Focus on your breath.

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>>724411427
Relax, have a sober friend with you, make sure you're out somewhere surrounded by nature but /safe/ or at least really private. So a back yard. Then just sit back and enjoy the ride. Haven't tried it myself, but I've talked to a few people who have, so.

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2017-03-05 07:08:25 Post No.724417092
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:08:25 Post No. 724417092 [Report] [View this topic]

cooking another loaf off Celebrity Bread

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Here is the vid!

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>>724417092

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some milf nip

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2017-03-05 06:13:33 Post No.724412019
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:13:33 Post No. 724412019 [Report] [View this topic]

jean shorts thread

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2017-03-05 06:37:45 Post No.724414201
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:37:45 Post No. 724414201 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone else have a rich social life, fulfilling career path, is well liked and "normal" but regularly browse /b/ and other internet shitholes in their downtime? Curious to see if there's any other socially high-functioning people here

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:40:23 Post No.724414433
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:40:23 Post No.724414433 [Report]

I work for a national research lab in the Intelligence Community. I have a wife and son. Due to my clearance requirements, I have to live a clean life.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:42:14 Post No.724414625
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:42:14 Post No.724414625 [Report]

29, make over six figures. Live downtown in one of the top 5 biggest cities in the US. Have been browsing for over a decade.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:45:14 Post No.724414885
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:45:14 Post No.724414885 [Report]

>>724414201
I guess I'm doing fairly well for myself. I'm 27 and live in LA. Moved here from the midwest a few years ago because I want to make movies. Currently an editor and junior colorist at a major vfx studio. Right now working 60-70 hours a week as the editor for a famous animator. Don't mind the hours because I love my job. Well liked at work and paid well. Live a block from the ocean in Santa Monica. Currently banging the receptionist daily.

Not sure why I come here. Probably the porn webms.