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happy birthday, if no interest ill just fuck him over and go to sleep

bumping for interest

>>724546599
Upload child porn pls

swimmerbabe2399

Urinebubbles

coffeecat95

got fucked by her bf's dog

>>724544703
the benefit is a smug sense of superiority.

>>724544703
There's not really any benefit. It's just that general public doesn't need to keep going along with their delusions. Also those faggots need to be put in their place.

>>724544703
America's been on a downward spiral since 1963.

Interesting

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>>724545235
What

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>>724539724
does it pay big money?

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Requesting Olga "Lalavava" Astronomonov (from the Dexter's Laboratory episode "Dee Dee's Rival") working her entire body on a human cock.

Ref for full gif: http://atfbooru.ninja/posts/146479

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Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA

>>724544721
10/10 would bang

>>724544721
youre pretty cute. take off your shirt.

>>724544721
7

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>>724544203

what if it was a game like victoria 2?

I played AC syndicate,so iam fucked Kind a bit

i think the last game i played was pokemon go, so technically, I was the main character of that game, so I am hunting myself down? It will be a toss up between my ineptitude as a hunter and my complete lack of defense. I don't even think it would be a draw, we would both just lose

>>724544774
The gays

>>724544774
people who have an orange slice with their eggs. wtf is that

>>724544820
It's to put on your anal herpes

>>724541650
you have your /bros m8

You don't have to be. What's a hobby you enjoy?

>>724541650
have you tried bettering yourself yet?

hnnng

Oh I wish for either or.

>>724532512


Notice how the game says you have to fap to female or male, but it doesn't say that you CAN'T ALSO fap to the other (get it?)...

>>724533770
When are you planning on moving out of the basement?

>>724534105
Kek

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>>724533770
can we read a sample? first chapter or I call bullshit

>>724538501
I want to titty fuck her

>>724537169
Kill yourself

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>>724537169
>None of us are sure what to do
>We have about one bowls worth of weed with us
>We were saving it for the come down, but emo friend proposes we smoke it to calm down
>I express I don't think that's a good idea, but I want to because I don't know what else to do
>Fiance doesn't think it's a good idea either, but he wants to because he doesn't know what to do either
>Emo friend agrees this is probably not a good idea, but he doesn't know what else to do
>We're standing in a circle around this bowl for what felt like 30 minutes repeating how none of us think we should, but we all want to
>Except none of us are realizing we're repeating the same conversation
>Finally notice the loop
>Notice it happen again
>Holy fuck I can't take this anymore
>Sparkup.jpg
>We pass it around a couple of times
>Me and emo friend finally calm down a bit
>Fiance just gets quiet
>Autistic girl is now complaining about how badly she wants to take a bath or a shower
>Wait, why can't sh-
>There is no running water
>No food either
>All of us are too afraid to leave
>Can't use the bathroom or eat
>Realizing how badly I fucked up
>Freaking out again
>The most experienced with this drug amungst the group
>Autistic couple keeps asking me what to do because they're still freaking out
>Haven't the heart to explain to them that there's nothing we can do, this trip was fucked from the start
>Start staring at the tiles in the kitchen
>Calms me down quite a bit
>Not saying anything now
>Emo friend has plugged in his headphones joins me in simply phazing out
>Fiance finally announces he's calling his cousin to come over
>Okay, there's a sober person on their way. I guess I can try to calm them down in the meantime.
>Girl keeps complaining she can't take a shower
>Keep reminding her she needs to just relax and wait for the sober person.
>We just gotta wait it out
>Just gotta wait.
>We just gotta-
>mfw we're in another loop where she's complaining and I just keep repeating that we need to wait.

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>Cousin arrives
>He's actually just what we needed
>Super cool guy
>Puts on a relaxing YouTube playlist
>He sits down on the couch next to me
>Asks me what's up
>Give him my side of the story
>He asks where the couple went
>Realize they went into their room
>Explain they're either fucking or fighting
>Pulls out a blunt and we start smoking
>Emo friend emerges from the kitchen and joins us
>Finally everything is calm
>Just listening to some sublime and smoking a blunt
>Couple comes back into the room
>Cousin puts on 'Fugget About It'
>Don't care for it
>Let girl and her fiance take the couch while I lay on the floor
>Mesmerized by paint lines on the ceiling doing some cool shit
>An unkown passage of time happens
>Everyone has been talking
>Notice the cousin point to me and ask, "So what's his deal?"
>Too phased out to really pay attention to what anyone says after that
>Notice the cousin nod his head and say "I see, I see..."
>There's something weird about the way he said that
>He was being happy and chill
>That wasn't happy and chill
>That was... different.
>Feeling uncomfortable
>Ask the cousin if he can take me home
>He asks if I have any money
>Remember all I have is the $5 I need to give back
>Can't offer that
>Offer him the DMT
>He's not interested
>Offer gas if I can stop at an ATM
>Suddenly he's uninterested
>Now the group is on the topic of people owing money
>Fuck, the show is even talking about people not paying their debts
>Someone mentions going to Walmart
>At least two of them are going
>I just want to step out of the apartment at this point
>As I'm putting my coat on, nobody is going anymore
>Starting to get really uncomfortable
>Whatever
>Lay back down
>They're talking about people owing money again. Can't handle this shit anymore.
>"THERE'S $5 IN MY WALLET. I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM. I DON'T THINK IT'S MINE. PLEASE TAKE IT."
>Open wallet
>Cont.

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>>724541234
nah. there's dumb, and there's cute.

Dumb is much like this

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gay animal people

>>724541436
how you doing?