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>>724898203
Honorary first roll

Pro troll

>>724899071
Not accurate.

Me fuck them? I'd do for free. Them fuck me? ... Grand and a half, that's still a man and I still have my pride.

Nothing can make me join your weak trap worship sex cult, faggot

>>724897385
>Grand and a half, that's still a man and I still have my pride.
your pride isn't worth much, huh?
Also not sure where pride comes in here, anal is just fucking neat.

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>>724900552

Good thing this post will be dubs.

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roll>>724900552

>>724900638
nop
>>724900677
yep

Second.

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bringing the big knee

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/r/ a banner for my cripplechan board, /eerie/. it's a blog board where I talk about my waifu, Eerie from Telemonster, a korean version of hello kitty of sorts.
someone drew me a banner here on /b/ but it was 100% traced and the drawfag was a huge dick to me for no reason. i can do better for eerie! we all can! having a shitty banner on my board dedicated to my waifu brings me great shame!
i have no money (unemployed) and can't draw so here i am.

you can pick the pose (though i prefer manly stuff, eerie is the embodiment of boyhood) all i ask is that you make it 300x100, or some multiple of that, SFW, and that you draw him on-model.
what i mean by "draw him on-model" is i want to be able to take it and make it monochrome and still be able to tell it's eerie. if it's off-model then the only defining feature will be his color palette.
in other words, make his anatomy just like the refs. i don't like artistic liberties.
CHIBIS ARE OKAY THOUGH, chibis are the one thing i won't require exact precision on. i love a tasteful chibi.

also i realize that the board has no posts other than me but i assure you it's been getting a lot of views lately. i've been advertising it extensively and getting people linking my most "funny epic" posts and mocking them and shit. people do see it. hundreds. so if you want you can put a link to your FA or whatever at the bottom of the banner, i don't mind that. hopefully free advertising for life will give you some motivation to make it on-model cause if it ain't then i'm not using that shit.

okay thanks. here's a video with more refs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yxo99F9_AE

attempt number 11

>>724892758
Well go ahead and start

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mamixxcx

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Chlo__e , pretends to be a feminist but she really loves being treated like a whore

>>724900653

Because you're clearly in the wrong and everybody knows it. You're lashing out in an anti-intellectual way that disturbs the peace and doesn't create it. Pure lunacy. A disrespect for human life.

>>724900653
Cuck

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Because antifa are a bunch of larping communist idiots who break down in tears as soon as someone starts returning the violence they use on other people.

>>724898801
bump

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only have new stuff will just bump

>>724899990

>>724899999

This could have been you.

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http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=6605

>>724898683
yeah i've got no time for such drama either

>>724898683
Just tell her to fuck off.
Don't lose time and energy with a girl like this, the more time will pass the more problems you'll have.
She wanted to break up, maybe she wanted to test your love, stupid game, you don't have time for that shit.
Believe me.

Op you gotta cut that bitch loose.

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Get in here OP

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>>724897090
>>724897115
or anyone else who saved

>>724897090
Would love to see her tits....

>>724897007
Shave that hairlip.

Fuck your asshole?

>>724897007
Kill all the niggers

Good luck

>>724891637
Cya

Is that the place where virgins go to die?

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Chick's name is Wendy Watkins btw, the model, not the girl I'm looking for.

nando's

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>>724897786
Five Guys? I don't know anything about no five guys, I don't know where you got that from.

Yeah. I really can't. Fucking love that place.