Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 5001. page

File: Custom-Stickers.jpg (290KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 1200x800px

ITT: We make stickers

Dubs gets printed
Trips gets printed and placed on 1 of OP's items

No rules, go

File: Trump train.webm (2MB, 480x208px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x208px

non-porn webms

Also, I have a job interview tomorrow. Give me some tips on how to react when they ask me shit I don't know.

File: 1488831930441.jpg (1MB, 3240x2413px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3240x2413px

Probably last thread before 9pm!

>wants to an hero
>fails
>kills kid instead
>friend posts whatsapp and pics to 4chan
>kills 120kg fat beast
>posts on 4chan
>ate beasts pizza
>posts to /b/ again
>claims body count of 5
>will post again in 1,5 hours

archives (pls add if I missed some!)
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724571547
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724578743
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724613100
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724579281
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724662428
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724670400
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724675268
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724680918
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724687773
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724694603
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724698208
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724698215
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724698491
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724706544
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724706747
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724713861
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724816535
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/724825513

audios from whatsapp
Audio 1 - https://instaud.io/NWs
1. "No more desire to have to work. It's obviously the only reason. I'd have to write my applications soon (job search) but meh."

Audio 2 - https://instaud.io/NWI
2. "Nah, I'm not able to get the situation with the noose working. I could hang myself there but I just killed the neighbor. Doesn't feel that special tbh. My Hand is bleeding and is the only thing annoying me a bit right now. Just got rid of the blood, one of my shoes is bloody but it's alright. I think I'm going to give myself up in a few days and enjoy the jail life. Maybe I'll get another neighbor over here and do the same with them. I'd have two killings on my hand then. *sigh*, my knife is still upstairs."

Audio 3 - https://instaud.io/NWD
3. "I should get a girl to follow me here, I could rape her. By the way, Jadens guts feel really weird, I'm just able to pull them out of him, eww.. god." (igitt =eww)

File: 1420979169596.jpg (1MB, 1080x821px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x821px

You guys tend to know what deep physchological issues people have from their fetishes.
My girlfriend wants me to piss on her. What does this mean?
Pic unrelated.

File: 148891077109.jpg (391KB, 887x1200px) Image search: [Google]

391KB, 887x1200px

There should ALWAYS be a loli bread.

File: taylor-swift_.jpg (554KB, 1280x1754px) Image search: [Google]

554KB, 1280x1754px

Celeb thread: Where /b/ is a paradise Edition

https://youtu.be/I4qh_9vH1Ww

File: vsco_082816.jpg (476KB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 1200x1600px

fb/ig fap

File: llhm.png (666KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

666KB, 1280x720px

So /b/, recently I came to a massive revalation

>Be me
>27 year old white British guy
>Business partner tells me to come join him in Thailand for a few weeks
>I know the stereotypes
>hookersandaids.jpg
>He tells me it's not like that
>Books me a flight to come and chill with him for a bit
>I've been single for 2 years now
>Had bad experiences in relationships
>Dated either British or American girls
>Entitled western girls seems to be all I've ever experienced
>Every day I see their bullshit on Facebook
>"A man should be this, a man should be that"
>"If a man aint 6"2 with an 8" dick don't talk to me"
>"Girl if he doesn't have a car like this, leave his ass"
>"Fat is beautiful, deal with it"... etc.
>I get to Thailand and hit up Tinder for some fun
>Meet a girl on the first day
>My friend has a Thai companion and says it'd be good to double date etc.
>Whynot.wav
>We arrange to meet at the beach, just drinks etc.
>We hit it off really well
>She's an engineer. Super intelligent. Great body.
>We end up chatting and laughing for 3 hours
>Kiss on the way back to the car
>The following night she comes over to the villa
>Fucklikeanimals.webm
(cont...)

File: download.png (4KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 225x225px

I am Roman Catholic but i believe in gay rights, abortion and the option to die if terminally ill. I am having a really hard time believing god or jesus are really going to care that i disagree with like 3 things. But i got tons of Catholics telling me those personal beliefs are unforgivable, but im pretty that nigga up there gave me free will for a reason. I choose to follow them even though i have some disagreements. That's all that should matter.

What do other Roman Catholics here think?

File: IMG_2962.jpg (1MB, 3021x3480px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3021x3480px

So I have been edging for about 3 days now and I cant hold it any longer. /b/ tell me what to do

File: 17190988_975818682552771_3840807091544163257_n.jpg (30KB, 358x448px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 358x448px

Calling for your help on how to expose this guy and do the world a favour.

The man in the picture, Aaron Lambert a.k.a Aaron Lambo (From alpha training gym, Wellingborough, UK) is an ego maniac that has managed to gather a following of 500,000 on Facebook..through lies, and abuse towards innocent individuals, police officers and other successful people in the fitness industry and certainly should not be admired. He makes personal gain through lies, and constant bragging about money he doesnt actually have. Its all lies.

He genuinely believes he is a god and that he is untouchable.

He has a history for the following,

- Firearms Offenses,
- Theft from friends & business partners
- Beating women, (2 previous girlfriends and possibly a 3rd woman)
- Driving for over 12 years with no License or Insurance yet still claiming he has both.
- Destroying a UK Police Officer's Career and family with lies and deception.
- Targeting other individuals and using Facebook as a weapon and to support his constant lies.
- On going cases with the police where he is trying to sue them for harassment
- Branding innocent people as pedophiles on social media to 'get one over on them'.

He is also known as the 'Harry Potter Thief' who was working for security in a Courier depot, and stole a book weeks before its release and tried to sell it to a journalist for thousands. He was arrested that day and caught carrying a firearm.

He needs to have his day. And i know this is the place to make it happen. This man is dangerous and psychotic and he needs to be stopped.

All it takes is a background check on this guy for you to see i am telling the truth.

Some thoughts on how to shut him down for good would be great.

File: 1489079123187.jpg (417KB, 1045x934px) Image search: [Google]

417KB, 1045x934px

Picture of the month?

This is chosen in every fourth post?
In addition, there is only German written.

Can a captain explain everything to me? Why is he so honored by the Germans?

Eine Frage an die Deutschen, wer ist besser, er oder Hitler?

File: who is dis.jpg (290KB, 1078x1080px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 1078x1080px

Who is this??

File: 1488832672282.jpg (85KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 500x500px

Post weirdest/unexplainable pictures you have

File: 42011416.png (2MB, 2400x3000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2400x3000px

Rule 34 bread