Archived threads in /b/ - Random - 4969. page

I mean, it's kind of cool that you can be tittyfucked from underneath as well as in the middle.

>>725050400
4/10 i'd nut on them

File: 1419936377843.png (57KB, 427x409px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 427x409px

>>725050400

Not gross OP

I give em a 7/10

Second.

File: 427563.jpg (56KB, 570x851px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 570x851px

Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA

File: IMG_20170310_141828.jpg (812KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

812KB, 1536x2048px

>>725049416

>>725051684
More of her

File: cringeintensifies.jpg (65KB, 644x485px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 644x485px

>>725051684
>>725051811

How fucking hopeless do your chances with girls have to be before "jerking off to facebook pics on 4chan" becomes your best option?

Seriously, you fucking teenage cringelords.

File: 1422155680425.jpg (25KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 512x384px

>>725046459

You should consider volunteering to better your community, OP. It would help you build meaningful connection with others and also show you that your actions can have resounding positive consequences.

You might also want to consider fish oil, which will boost your mood, lower your triglycerides, and increase your V02 max.

I prescribe a steady diet of oatmeal with blueberries and banana, some spinach and blueberry smoothies, wild rice and eggs, and whey and banana protein shakes.

Once you have your diet on line you can proceed with getting about 40 minutes of zone 2 cardio every day, preferably by bicycle (lower impact) and/or running for cross training.

Convict Conditioning is an excellent program for bodyweight fitness-- you don't even need to leave your house. Thought your legs hurt? Try one-legged squats!

Do all that and I guarantee you'll feel 1000% better and you will be an asset to your community and neighbors.

Much love!!!!

>>725046459
Hi bad
I'm dad

File: 1477534751619.jpg (44KB, 586x375px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 586x375px

>>725046894

This guy gets it

>>725047938
Sweetie, you are SO much better off without that Quasimodo behind you. You will have NO problem finding a based guy who is more appropriate for you. You are an absolute treasure - a QT. Your weird ex will die alone, but that's not your problem.

>>725048356
This

>>725047938
Yea that dude is disgusting.

You can do much better, I guarantee you'll get laid 100x before he gets so much as a glance. Don't worry, guys will throw themselves at you.

>>725045763
i love these threads

>>725045763
Fuck, she noticed my boner!

>>725045763
No, i hate her

File: WITNESS ME.jpg (167KB, 800x570px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 800x570px

WITNESS ME.

83 get

>>725046024
Ok

4 whites and a cheeto

The Albino Crossings

(get it? Crossed Eyes)

for the confederacy

File: Bail out Marcel.jpg (312KB, 1500x963px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 1500x963px

Can someone shop this guys face on to this card?

Because a cats live is worth more than a human..
OP is a fag

>>725047782
>savages that don't speak German
Funny, I thought savages speak arabic languages

>>725048098
no. i have better porn, fk off

i dont want your furry waifu shit faggot

>>725048098
nobody wants to see your whale you fucking cuck

pump

File: sweden3.jpg (16KB, 220x229px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 220x229px

>>725046608

trump

But then she got a job that didn’t line up with my school schedule. Every day after school I had two hours without observation. Two hours to grasp some shred of freedom. I still had no friends to secretly hang out with in this time, so all I could think to do was to spend that time on the internet and hopefully find things to distract myself from the hell I lived in. I bounced around on newgrounds, albinoblacksheep, and YTMD looking for laughs to dull the pain for a minute. Those worlds soon collided with 4chan, and my curiosity led me to /b/. To other eyes, it would have looked shocking and repulsive. But I immediately saw in this place what I had needed so badly: complete freedom. No rules, no social boundaries, not even an identity. Complete freedom to be anyone and say anything. A world polar opposite to the miserable world I knew.
From then on, every two hour window was spent here. You, lonely men of /b/, gave me so much in this time. You not only gave me the only freedom I’d ever had, you gave me a home. A place where I belonged. A place where I wasn’t trapped and alone. With that glimpse of freedom you gave me, I had a sliver of hope to hold onto when all else seemed hopeless. I don’t think I would have made it through without you.
(Continued)

>>725043346

Homo says what?

I escaped my situation when I was 18 and moved to another state. I was free, but frightened and alone. You were there for me, giving me a community to belong to and a place to feel at home. A place of lulz and mischief where I could be carefree. Now, ten years after my arrival here, my life isn’t perfect but it is unfathomably better than it’s ever been. I have my freedom, I have good IRL friends and a support system, and I’m slowly working on recovering from the mental scars left from before. But even though life is relatively good now, I still come here. It’s still my home, and it always will be.
I will never forget how much you all have done for me, even though you weren’t aware of it. You’re good people, and you deserve to know it. I wish so much that you all could recognize your worth and value as people. You deserve to feel good about yourselves. You deserve good IRL friends. Most of all, you deserve to be loved.
I know how shitty some women can be. If you’ve actually read through this rambling screed, you will know that I’ve seen firsthand the evil they can perpetrate. It’s so easy to hate them. I hated them for a while, even though I am one. But I came to realize that there do exist truly good women out there, and I firmly believe that if you can really recognize and accept your own worth and value a good woman will come along that can recognize it too.
In the meantime, know at least that I love you. You are my family. You are my /b/rothers. I want you to know that at least one woman in this world cares about you. I can never thank you enough for what you’ve done for me. You helped save my life. From the bottom of my femanon heart, I love you.

File: 2017-03-07 23.49.56.jpg (652KB, 805x1840px) Image search: [Google]

652KB, 805x1840px

My mom lets me take pics of her feet when I go home.

>>725045397
>26
>7.5
>White/Polish
>100's (Long Term GF), Yes

I know I'm a newfag but

15
6"
White/Caucasian
0 and okay I guess

>>725045577
MODS! MODS! MODS!