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Hey guys

31 years old virgin here. Thinking about hiring a hooker.

Powers acquired so far:

-Social repulsion aura: No friends, almost no family. It's very effective against females. I have only talked with one young woman in the last 6 years.

-Autism: I am very skilled with mental and physical jobs now that I have zero social interaction.

-Erectile disfunction: It's hard to get an erection now. I guess I have watched too much porn and my testosterone is already going down as a result of the lack of femenine presence.

-Angry issues: I get extremely upset for stupid things nobody would care about.

No depression or anything tho. I have always been a deluded dreamer. That's probably why I didnt kill myself.

No girl has ever kissed or hugged me either. In high school they ignored me or made fun of me. Later they just ignored me. Nowadays I don't have any contact with young attractive woman.

Ask me anything.

FAQ

>Why don't you fix your life?
Doing what, exactly?

>Are you ugly?
Yes, sort of. Not extremely ugly I think, just a bit below average.

>Are you fat?
No, my body is normal. I am slightly muscular, but pretty average. 1,84 m tall more or less (A bit less than 6'1)

>Do you have a tiny dick?
Around 17 cm erected. I think my dick is ok.

>Why don't you kill yourself?
What's the point of doing that? There are a lot of things I enjoy. I will still die, eventually.

>Are you dumb?
No. I won't post my IQ since I don't trust that shit, but I finished a hard degree with excellent scores, so I am pretty sure I am not dumb.

>Why are you a virgin?
Most likely a combination of weird looks (slightly ugly, horrible taste in fashion) and extreme social retardation.

Pic related, wish she was my girlfriend.

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Hunger Games

First 48

Paedos need not apply

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butt

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Why did people vote for this guy again?

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Your favorite picture on your computer.

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Celebread XXVI: 1 positive, 2 negatives, no period yet damnit

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Roll for your class.
Hard mode: After rolling, come up with your character name, race, and signature ability.

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She needs you're help
She needs you're help
She needs you're help

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Gender comes from the Latin root 'genus' which means 'type', and you can certainly be a boy type or a girl type and be from either sex.

You cannot change from male to female or vice versa without an organ transplant, which are not legal, at least here in the U.S., for sex changes. They are mostly rejected by the receiving body, anyway.

If you were born with a dick, you have been born with the male sex. If you pay a surgeon to turn it inside out, it is now a deformed male sexual organ. Not a female one. If you were born female, to say, with female sex equipment, you have a uterus, and a vagina. Labia. Clitoris. Fallopian tubes. If you lose your uterus through hysterectomy, you have lost a female sex organ. If you have never had a female sex organ. You. Are. Not. Female.

You can be a girl. You can have a girly, girlish figure. You can have feminine traits. Be female-like. But you will never, ever be female.

That being said, traps are hot, so leave them alone. Let them be girls. (though they are factually not female)

Got some horrible slurry or both sexes? Born with extra hormones on one end or the other?
Congratulations,you're some degree of hermaphroditic. You're as close as it gets to transsexual.

Sex is sexual organ. If you can't grasp that, you're unintelligent in that respect.

And if you're telling 'transsexuals" the truth just to hurt their feelings, you're being a cunt. If you truly understand that they're mentally incompetent and you're picking on them for that as entertainment or to make yourself look smarter, you're being a cunt.

Everyone knows they aren't really female. Shut up and let them feel sexy. Honestly, who cares about pronouns? Call them what they want. It's like calling a homeless man 'sir.' Just be polite. As long as they aren't forcing you to call them male or female, it does not matter. You don't have to lie and the trannies can go about their merry way creating fantastic porn.

Just shut the fuck up about it already.

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Ok /b/
>be me horny as fuck
>knows an ex thats slutty
>essentially uses nudes she sent me over the years while using fake accounts
>tonight i finally score actual tits

Wanna know it how i did it?
I screen shot the whole convo

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fb fap thread.

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Abdl thread

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where are the naked female marines photo dumps at?

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Waifu thread
Previous: >>725074145
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great

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magic 8 ball
ask ur fortune
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