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Itt: pornstars who are really fake/ugly you still jerk off to

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/b/ Makes a Song!
Whatever you post goes into the track
>Dubs get Chorus
>Trips names the Song
If you post a link to a vocaroo recording of yourself, we'll put that into the track as well. Pictures, text, suggestions. Throw it at us, and we'll have song & video delivary by the end.
What will track #42 be?

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Hello,

It's the third time I'm doing this.

I'm from the future.
Well, technically I'm from a future that won't be, but let's just say it that way.

I was born in 1987. I was kind of a nerd, and I worked as a nurse in forensics.
Once, a patient tried to escape and he attempted to rush at me.
Like a coward, I tried to run, but at this very moment, time seemed to go slower.

I didn't believe it to be true. Well, I thought it was an adrenaline rush. But from this time, time went slower, or so I thought.

About three weeks later, I woke up as usual, except I wasn't in 2014 anymore, but in 2039.

I spent like 4 month there, before they managed understand how my anomaly works.

Short version: Time does not go slower, I get accelerated. If my frequency gets too different from my normal one, I might go in the future, or in the past. And because I do not have control aver this, I'm jumping from 2005 to 2039 from time to time. I don't know how long I will stay in 2017, usually it's a couple of days.

(Excuse my english, i'm a french one)

I already posted something here in 2015, and in 2012 I think. You should worry when a new company will rise. It's logo is three ants touching their antennas. It seems to be something I see in almost every future I go to.
The name changes almost everytime, so it's irrelevant.

Ask your questions if you want to.

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ITT: We mange a pizza joint.

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Trips or the bird gets it

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Trap/shemale/boipussi thread

Keep it smooth, petite and feminine

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Hunger Games thread anyone?
Just need 23 photos and a name.

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ITT : God Tier Rap tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMUhQLYnY9M

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69 decides my Facebook profile pic for the next week.

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Anyone up for a catfish thread?
Made a dating profile as a hot grill.

Dubs decides what I say, respond to the post with your roll to make things easy

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I hope you guy's have a nice weekend!

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Asian thread time

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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Why does this still exist edition

The rules are simple:
>Claim your thing
>Do a thing
>Don't do gay things
>Insult other peoples things
>Get drunk off household chemicals
>Dio is the worst
Most importantly: Your waifu doesn't exist and you're going to die alone.

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s/fur continues

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Celeb th-thread f-for g-good all caters, e-eaten, stuffed and full of p-pasta w-wanting m-more...