fuck netherlands
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yeeeeee
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>>725188157
fuck turds i mean turks
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>>725188203
We kill all netherlands people ....
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I'm a sexpat in China AMA
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>>725186500
kill yourself faggot
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why didn't you go to a country where there women are vaguely attractive?
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>>725186797
I'm from yurop, went to Japan, didn't like it much, lived in south east asia but the girls are dog tier retards, moved to China, pleasantly surprised by the dystopian cities.
Chinese girls are really easy to come by, which is not surprising in a billion people country.
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Alone in a walmart parking lot. Dubs decide what i do. Will post pics. Current pic related sorry for no tumestamp. Dont have any spare paper.
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kill yourself
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Get your dick out and get it real hard. Then lay down right in front of the entrance, with your pants down and dick up. Take pics.
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>>725192123
Within reason
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>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
>She looks at you
Wat do???
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Get the fuck out of my house I don't even like your music.
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>>725188573
Put her in a separate room, give her a walkie talkie and lock the door. Tell her i'll only let her out once she has farted down the walkie talkie 5 times whilst I masturbate in the other room.
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nah, its probably just a semen demon
i'd let her suck my sexual energy and leave
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do you cover your computers camera?
if you do, why?
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>>725183607
I cover mine.
I don't want some random to have the ability to access it and look at me shit posting.
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The head of the FBI says you should. That's all the reason I need.
http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/295933-fbi-director-cover-up-your-webcam
I'm 100% convinced that they can look at any camera connected to the internet. Our phones also aren't secure.
Thin about how all smartphones can react to you saying "hey siri" or "ok google" at any time. The microphone is literally on at all times and analyzing what it is picking up to look for speech patterns.
If it can detect those code phrases at any time what other shit is it also programmed to listen for and flag?
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>>725183607
damn right i cover it. everyone's out to get you,man!
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Trips and I'll have it engraved on my glasses
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NIGGERS
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>>725192146
Nigger
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SREGGIN
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Would you ever consider betraying your race, shaming your family and disgracing your heritage by marrying and impregnating a non-white woman?
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My girl fucked all black guys before me. Pic related
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>>725185719
I only date non-white girls. My favorite are Mexican.
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>>725185719
i do every day
Pic is my wife
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Hey /b/, I just snorted a lot of speed and am very interested in your answer to these drug related questions:
>List the drugs you've done for recreational purpose (Except caffeine, nicotine and alcohol)
>Your age when you did drugs for the first time (except, caffeine, nicotine, alcohol)
>Your favorite drug
>The effects you get on that drug (Don't answer if it's weed, everyone knows what weed does)
You can also make some questions up and let other anons answer them.
>Also general drug thread
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My (OPs) answers:
>Speed, weed, MDMA
>14 (weed)
>Don't have much experience myself, but from the few I did probably speed because it makes me very euphoric and productive. Love the clear high.
>Speed: Very euphoric, very awake, dick get's very small and hard to get it high (jerking off is amzing though and I jerked it for like 6 hours once)
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Anyone?
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> LSi, shrooms, LSD, ritalin, adderall, concerta, vyvanse, DMT, coke
> 16, boarding school, smoked and tripped
>LSD
>it's pretty much the tits, I feel like a high 7 year old. drank on it once and haaated it.
> other anons tell me about tripping while drinking
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new shota bread -- bonus points for shotadom -- extra bonus points for shotadom doujins (links or dump if thread is slow)
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I despise CP and loli.
No, this isn't a troll. I literally think that people that are into children are fucking sick.
Not because "it's the law hurr durr."
But you are fucking up the mind of someone who doesn't deserve it, truly. Once they hit 14 or 15, if you're like 20 it's not so taboo. But this shit is genuinely a fucking terrifying fetish.
AMA
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>>725189341
Well SOMEONE'S a pedo
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Kys faggot not because i like loli but because i like a lot of normal humans am not attracted to kids.
And this is a poor excuse for an ama.
Nobody wants to ask someone normal anything.
Nobody cares about you.
Kys
Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Claim
>>725185249
I don't think i want it
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Night.
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If God's the good guy then why do hurricanes exist and leukemia exist?
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Satan
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Ying and Yang bro. Without evil, we could have no good. Without sadness we could have no happiness. Without hate, we could not know love.
Both must exist if we are to experience any emotion truly.
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>>725185711
But isn't god supposed to be all powerfull?
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Not supposed to share/saved favs.
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>>725185390
more?
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i need morar
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Faces of /b/, feedback and rates
>am 18
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>>725189581
are you gay because i am and you're hot
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>>725189581
sorry to see that :-(
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I've been trying for over 3 years.
Someone, please, tell me how to get out of the Friendzone.
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>>725187460
Not that hard.
Just ask her out. If it doesn't work it doesn't work. Don't be a faggy beta orbiter.
Everyone can spot a beta orbiter and we laugh at you. Don't be a faggy beta orbiter
>ask her out tomorrow.
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Fuck her.
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>>725187631
But she has a boyfriend. If I asked her out, she would feel extremely disrespected and she would get mad at me.
THATS the problem. She's only been single once the entire time I've known her and she met her current boyfriend the night she broke up with her ex.