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What drugs are you addicted to /b/?
Pic related: me getting ready to rail some white lightning off a sink in a bar's bathroom.
>>725396130
nice life
not addicted but i enjoy weed, alcohol and caffeine from time to time
>>725396130
That fucking thumb
Florida Girls Thread
Can we get an art thread started?
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I heard /b/ was smart which one would fill first /b/?
4 you stupid nigger.
>>725394849
4. You are an idiot too.
humiliate me taking orders mache alles
Ist er schon hart? Wichs ihn für mich
schon wieder? wie geil!!
"Ich schenk dir 2 Feuer das nächste mal <3"
asian girl thread
>>725393328
girl i went to school with
Hey /b/ro's is the weather currently acting very strange where you guys are? In the midwest of the US we've been having these very warm days 70+ degrees F(21 degrees celsius) followed by extremely cold days, 20>F (-6<C)
>>725390228
Iowafag here. Can confirm strangeness of weather.
>>725390228
Isn't the weather always weird in the Midwest? That's one of the things you guys are known for.
>>725390228
Its called March faggot.
For every dubs in this thread this doggo gets a treat
Here go doggie 1 treat for you
roll
>>725394504
Eat up,doggie-san
Hello /b/tards
I have a fat ugly "girlfriend". First one in my autistic life.
She's 27 and I'm year younger, and we were together for half a year right now.
The problem is I haven't got laid yet. We kiss and all, and I know she has a dildo since she told me indirectly about it and I've found it when she was not home.
She also told me she wants to have kid before turning 30 bc somer bullshit hormone problems.
I have nothing to gain or loose so i stick with it.
I realy think that after another 6 months in which she'll almost certainly will not let me fuck her, I'm going to leave her wasting a precoius year of her time. I dont want to be her breeding stallion. What would you do /b?
Pic unrelated, she's far uglier
find a bull for her
>>725393067
Far uglier? Those chicks are gorgeous.
Uglier than that? Run, baby, run.
/b/ writes an email to mr trump
you know the rules, one word per comment.
>>725396402
dear
yo
>>725396402
nigger
If could fuck any porn star, actress, model etc. Who would it be and why ?
BUmp
>>725394404
whoever this is <3
>Meet a guy off grinder
>Meet him behind my apt complex
>I tell him he's my bitch, he likes it, I tell him to strip
>I'm 24/25 he's 18/19 (?)
>I grab all his clothes, his phone, his shoes, and put them in a bag
>I pull out a dog collar and leash,
>I tell him, you're my dog and I need to walk you
>he crawls behind me like a little bitch
>I tie him to a pole and tell him to wait, he's hesitant
>I go inside and throw his shit in my closet
>I go back outside after 5 mins and he says hes done
>I say okay have a good night, grab his dog collar and leash
>He asks for his shit, I say if you want your shit back you need to do something for me
>he begs, asks me to stop, looks like he's about to cry
>I stand there and he says fine what do I need to do
>I put the dog collar and leash back on him, then drag his ass inside
>I throw a pig nose, pig ears, and pig tail costume in front of him
>I tell him he needs to lick clean my toilet wearing all of it
>he gets up and says no he's done demands his stuff back
>I go grab his phone and shoes, hand those to him, tell him to get out
>he says clothes and I say no, not unless he does what I said
>he knows he can't fight me and he's about to cry
>he dresses up in the outfit, I take a picture
>I lead him to my bathroom and I make him lick clean my dirty ass toilet
>I make him lick that shit for 15 minutes
>I grab his clothes in the plastic bag
>I throw it out onto my front lawn off the balcony (3rd floor)
>before letting him off the hook I grab a permanent marker
>he's defeated but says please dont haven't you done enough?
>I write PIG across his forehead, draw a couple dicks
>Write DUMB ASS across his face
>FAG on his chin
>I slap his ass
>I make him take off my gear and tell him his clothes are on the front law
>I push him out the front door and go sit on my balcony
>I see him run out and frantically grab all his clothes and get dressed
>I laugh my ass to sleep
>Realized photo is a bit small
>Here is a bigger one
>>725390716
Cool story. Nobody asked, and you sound like a worthless piece of shit
what are you, gay?
I don't care where you stand on the political spectrum, can we all just agree this woman is fucking nuts and needs to be replaced?
>>725389667
no
As long as she continues to trigger people, it is funny.
put some pants on. I can see u thru your toaster oven
>>725389667
Sexy as hell and not just your average dumb bitch. I like her. Liberals always trying to cult up and make people beleive that the Republican party is bad but is only fixing what obooma destroyed. So quite yet bitchen get back to work and pay your FUCKING TAXES. fucking babies Jesus h Christ.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>725376834
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
when lucoa will always be me
>>725392541
I think the other poster finally gave up though
>>725392861
Any plans for today?
>>725393372
Don't overthink it
>Time for a shower
>Hamakaze claimed