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DRAWTHREAD: Dicks Out For Harambe Edition!
>DOFHE for short.
>Pic unrelated.
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First!
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>>725494296
Counter-requesting with the loli with her dicks out for Harambee
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>>725494645
How is that counter?
Why not just have her as one of the many dicks that are out for Harambe?
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>be me
>be at gf's parents' house
>dad travels, mom will be "gone for hours"
>gf horny, wants me to get dirty
>me don't know
>finally give in
>give mean head, being at least 20 minutes down under
>fuck quick and blow spunk
>suddenly hearing the lock
>get dress with the speed of light
>PHEW...just in time
>it's her mom
>wanting to say Hi and sneak to the bathroom
>gf's mom catches me in the corridor
>trying to keep on to my plan, say Hi and get into the fucking bathroom
>mom hugs me and I expect her to give me a kiss on the ckeek like she sometimes does
>heart freezes, I stop breathing
>suddenly I hear how she takes 3-4 very light, short sniffs
>no chance she doesn't notice anything since I've been practically in her uturus for 20 minutes and she gets wet as fuck
>doesn't kiss me, her face looks somehow different (can't really describe why or how)
>"I-I-I just wanted to u-u-use the b-b-ba-bathroom!"
>she let's me go, can't look into her eyes any longer
>avoid eye contact or direct confrontation at any cost
>a few hour later my gf ask: "what did you say to my mom?"
ITT: Embarassing sex related incidents being caught by parents, friends, in-laws, collegues, etc
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>>725487672
kek
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>>725487672
I want to stroke her pussy hair like you would a cat.
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Back when I was 19
>dating 17yo gf
>day off work
>she wants me to come over and bang because her parents are out
>obviously I do
>I'm balls deep in her
>she is a screamer
>suddenly her door opens
>her mother is at the door
>"at least you're doing it somewhere safe, are you using a condom?"
>I'm looking at her like she just threw a dead baby at me
>y-yes
>"ok"
>she closes the door
>gf says "why did you stop?"
>I'm reduced to a semi
>trying to bang her the best I can
>she has an orgasm
>"Anon I'll give you head"
>ok
>I'm sat on the edge of the bed, no condom on with her kneeling sucking my dick
>door opens again
>her mother says "do you want a drink Anon?"
>I can barely look her in the eye
>no thankyou
>asks me if I want to stay for dinner
>gf stops sucking to say "he'd love to"
>door closed
>don't cum
>most awkward dinner ever
>her mother is talking to me like she didn't see anything
>I couldn't look her in the eye for months
We were together for 5 years, that was the weirdest bit of it by far.
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What's the gayest thing you've done /b/
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Once I used a macbook to check my emails.
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Once held a Samsung Galaxy for a friend for a few seconds. Once. For a few seconds.
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>>725493287
Had missionary sex with a woman for the sole purpose of procreation
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Trips and shove this fork up my ass.
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>>725495327
Tits or GTFO and that is a spoon you autistic fuck!
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>>725495327
Quads and you do it with a real fork ok?!
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Rolling...
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Dubs is for kids, trips is for men
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Damn
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>>725495600
Well done, kid.
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I watched it last night... Fucking incredible! No wonder feminists are losing their shit.
I don't have much love for the MRA movement, but this was fucking amazing. Way better than that bullshit "Sarkeesian Effect" piece of trash.
Has anyone else seen this masterpiece?
Also feminist hate thread.
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>>725494016
At least you tried, op
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What is you're job, salary, and age? I'll start:
>Chef at Subway
>$8.50/hour
>27 years old
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>>725493473
>fuck your mum
>9001$an hour
>12
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HAHAHA CHEF HE SAYS HAHAHA
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Military
1400 a month
20
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What's your excuse for not dating an ebony goddess yet?
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>>725495101
i dont want aids
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>>725495101
My face
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White girls will never compare.
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In your opinion what is the best current gen console? and why?
inb4
Ps4
Bloodborne
Horizon
Nioh
Uncharted
/thread
/internet
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The ps4's only good game is bloodborne, the switch's only game is zelda, and the xbox's only game is minecraft
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>>725491863
Horizon is a great game, and The Last of Us 2 a new coming killer app.
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>>725491495
I have a switch for nintendo exclusives and a PC for everything else. Everything on the Xbox and ps4 so far looks completely uninspiring.
Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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-waves at the snew bunny and offers it a carrot-
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how about not openly wanting to get fucked by your teacher infront of your bf you daft cunt
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>>725490178
But. I'm loyal.
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>Be me, kissless virgin greasy neckbeard
>Masturbate to borderline pedo/teen porn 6 times a day
>Also a furry
>Bored, decide to troll other failures like me on /b/
>Make up story about being qt with a crush on teacher
>Expect attention
Please, kill yourself
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>>725489836
Today's girls look so freaking boring. Those 2002 gals had something special. Fuck 2017. Fuck this weak generation.
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Do you think you could be a genius /b/? I've been playing w the idea myself lately and it be a fun conversation. I'm at a solid maybe myself rn.
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OP: it *could be a fun conversation. I'm also dyslexic...? I guess i'm building the case against myself
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>>725489664
I am a literal genius. It sucks being exponentially more capable and quick-minded than those around me. Very frustrating.
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>>725489927
genius is about success
if you think you're better than somebody, that's just narcissism
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Normie destruction story thread!
>hanging out with sister-inlaw and brother in car
>they ask why im always single
>tell them because im a virgin with social autism
>bitchy whore gets offended because she teaches retarded kids
>tells me im just akward and lazy, dont joke about autism
>ask her "are you down? because youre acting pretty autistic"
>mfw
>brother pulls car over and kicks me out in the middle of no where
>eat at nearby iHop by myself and explore a Home Depot until Uber arrives
I claimed victory that day. They still havent talked to me and its been 2 months.
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>>725487336
>>tells me im just akward and lazy, dont joke about autism
She was right
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>>725487336
>calls people normies
>has the money to eat ihop and uber from far away
>has the social ability to eat alone and ride in a car with a stranger
Fucking poser
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Without blaming minorites for your problems or using the word cuck, explain why you voted for this schmuck.
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Tired of politics as usual, am a buisiness owner and agree with right side views. Dislike all progressive movements, don't care if people's feelings get hurt and don't appreciate the amount of money I give toward things that have no benefit to myself.
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>>725493289
How does increasing military spending benefit you?
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>>725492696
to make america great again, you cocksucker
People you instantly disrespect. I'll start:
Anyone who likes anime.
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>Anyone who colors their hair an unnatural color
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>>725491315
Niggers