Halt! We are checking papers !
singles- normie
even dubs - party member
odd dubs - JEW
88 dubs - SS
1488 - Der Fuhrer
Hail Hitler, which is me.
>>725525239
NIGGER
>>725525239
Sieg
Hey, do you faggots want a laugh
Continue?
>>725525383
Continue please.
>>725525714
Forgot pic
ask a guy with a full bag of doreets anything
>>725521000
a full bag of doritos is still only half full.
>>725521129
or half empty
>>725501582
Yet another continuation of the black girl thread
>>725519603
>>725519652
Now that you've seen this cursed image, you must post in this thread or something bad will happen to you.
Is that some sort of shark?
Hello /b/ I am doing something special. Using a shit ton of jenga blocks I've created a battle. I am doing a sort of "choose your story" kind of thing, and every action you choose will be responded with the outcome and a photo of the continuing action. Let's begin. The temple of God was constructed before the great split, with the crusaders led by King Richard and his trusty vassal-Edge lord. Together the secured the temple and rebuilt it, eliminating the lion gaurding it Knights. Suddenly, the Templars were suprised, when the lion knights took their revenge and destroyed a portion of the temple. One path lay before the king... Seize or destroy the enemy castle. Shall he continue?
>pic related: the holy temple
Fuck I'm really tired sorry about the typos I'll focus
>>725518537
Seize the castle!
Ahead lay the enemy fort. A stronghold that utilized cannons and hot oil, as well as archers in wait. The only way in was the gate, but it was across a very rickety bridge. Your army is ready, and so is theirs...perhaps there is another way in? Or will they quake at the might of God!
>choose any action
>authors hint: men are at the ready! You can choose to utilize the seige towers and cannons to further your attack!
THE FAPPENING PART V
It's happening. get in here, feggits!!!!!!!!
>>725524170
faggot
fuck you, us girls have the right to send nudes to boys we want attention from without getting slut shamed if they are leaked
Lurking
new fluffy abuse hugbox thread, last got pruned
>>725522637
What the fuck bro.
>>725522721
hey chocobro
> be highschooler
> male neither beta nor alpha
> acutally care about grades, not getting absences
> teacher likes be because one of the few who do their assigned work
> little bit of bullying. students rather talking about shit like celebrities, sports, drugs
> few friends, i'm ok with my life
So far so good. Beeing a good student gave me nothing through, nobdy really cares about grades, the only thing that matters is how to aproach and from time to time your graduation certificate. And I did not got that valuable information from myself, a teacher or from the fancy internet, it was from, let's call her Sam.
> Sam, female, moved from whatever to my town
> as old as myself, not really tomboyish but acting having big balls and shits about her looks
> got bullied the first week. girls attacked their look, boys her acting tough
> got suspended for hitting one of the boys who tried to seduce her
Sam was like one of those "black people" you would not ever wanted to meet in the night on the street. She was not really loud, nor yeld any stupid phrases. She minded her own business and after she got suspended noone wanted to get hit so everybody shuted up. Drugs, celebetries and that shit was more interesting that bullying someone who might break your nose.
Cont.
> highschool gave me atleast good write-skills
Yea.. back to story.
> fast forwading some monthes
> still beeing a 'good kid'. good grades, done homework, attending classes
> Sam beeing still Sam. not giving a fuck about anything. no attention payed to classes, still not distrubing anyone, nor the class. just sits there and do nothing
> one teacher decides to do a project in place of a test
> project has to be done in teams
> beeing me, beeing sick, beeing the unlucky one to have to be paired with Sam
> Sam never really did anything, seeing my grades in that class gone
But I was lucky beeing sick. I did not know about that project thing the teacher planned. So I was never expecting the following
> laying in bed
> can't think straight, watch tv nor sleep
> thinking of how to kill myself 'cause bored as hell
> door bell rings, mother answers it
To be fair, my family is not rich but likes to pretend to be. So you have to do the proper way, no "teenie" way of saying hello. One of the reasons none of my friends liked to be at my house. It's not that snoby everybody thinks it is, more pretending, get close and you are behind that fassade.
> mother in shock, kinda
> Sam stands in doorway
> punk-alike, tomyish, do-not-know-how-to-describe way of clothes
> Sam says her short hello, stays her business and that it need to be talked with me
> mother do not want that
> Sam explains that she is my classmate and 'cause i told my parents about her it's suddenly ok
> still laying in bed
> room door opens, thatsnotmom.jpg
> nearly got a heartattack, sitting straight up in bed, cover my pyjamaself from beeing exposed
> Sam givin no fuck, sats herself on my bed and tells me about the project
> beeing sick prevents me from understand a single word from her
> Sam gets that, stands up and looks for my phone and that's how i got her number and she mine
> get a text from her the day I attend class. notsickanymore.gif
Cont.
Your spelling is dropping my IQ
R34
>proven to not cause cancer
>tastes good
>more nicotine
>can be done anywhere
>doesn't ruin your lungs
>no risk of causing fire
>less litter
>no hipster cucks asking to bum off you
>doesn't make you smell like shit
Why would smoke instead of dip or snus?
>>725522080
>Label on lid literally says
"This product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes"
>>725522080
are you thick lad
>>725522228
Government taxation bullshit, there has never been a study showing that smokeless tobacco is even a quarter as harmful as cigarettes. Here:
http://harmreductionjournal.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1477-7517-3-37
wwyd pt 2
More Zoe..
Would love to face fuck this babe.
You WTF You Lose Thread
>Gore doesn't instantly count as 'WTF'
>No reposts
>Only 'WTF' and discussion around the images posted
>No politics
>roll dubs to take an adjacent square
>if your base is taken, you are eliminated
national socialism, 3
commie 2
Stalin, 5 !
reaction gifs go
>>725520732
>>725520732
what i got