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I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
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Fags

>>725906859
>inb4 assblasted trailer boi
dude like just filter shit, like join a better community
kek

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カラミチーマス

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>>725897100

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>>725897100

>>725908074
huge need to fap right now

Round three lezgo

"holy shit that's a lot of cum" when

>>725901588
>Vertragt euch Kinder

Gabs Stress?

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Kommt ins Bette!

http://newzsentinel.com/edward-snowden-leaks-big-news-antarctica-hidden-secrets-exposed-3172017/

Antarktis, irgend so einen Eingang.
Was meint Anon?

she had a bulge

>>725897779
i am the op

>>725897779
I voted for Trump

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Patty

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Toehoes and Guts are idiots.

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>>725906202
They aren't, they are removing themselves like the ningen scum they are. speaking of ningen scum, still rooting for Bread and Fingerbox

Wtf are you on about?

The problem with destroying alt-right members and Trump supporters is that they're too fucking retarded to know it, and it won't matter. They'll just keep trumpeting the same garbage all over again as though they didn't hear you.

It's like check-mating a pigeon in chess.

>>725904857
Oh god yes. I hate that stuttering attention whore. Rolling!

>>725904986
Rolling.

But i like Alice, even if she stutter like a retard

Rolling for the wizard turning the cum to wizard-nord babies

>>725897258
Re roll

the dragon drops a shit on viking guy

HEY!!!

Fuck off.

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She did it! The absolute madwoman!

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Tyr
Tyr heitir
Einhendt gud
Vargens matar
Hilmir av hovet.

>>725896753 (Saya)
I mean, I'm not officially family yet, it's not my place to speak! I think he's making peace with the idea of it, and I think that's the hardest part of it
>>725896881 (Rem)
I appreciate it hon but that's not how this one's going to end <3
it's terminal, we just don't know how long it means

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>>725897146
well ofc it's always good to be prepared.

>>725902127
>https://eroshare.com/s66y0q18
Eroshare didn't crash, faggot.

>>725902127
still going alright my end
https://eroshare.com/s66y0q18

Anybody see that video of Carlito choking himself out on the bed yet?

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Rei

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Natsuki Subaru

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Evil Marilus

>>725892606
Cannabis oil, northern lights

>>725892606
>totally an overkill
>bud looks like dirt covered broccoli
Can't you faggots just smoke regular weed

>>725894525
rolling

rollioi

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