Mexithread putos, que mañana es puente
odds fap
evens sleep
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rollerino
Should I kill myself?
>>726193522
No, you shouldn't.
It would be a shame.
This world needs you, I need you.
>>726193763
Don't be a faggot.
don't be a pussy, you are alive then continue what you started
pics not to be shared continued
>>726200452
Thanks for posting her anon.
Are you the OP who posted their email in the previous thread?
>>726200452
>>726200816
Amazing!
Who is she to you? ex, gf, wife, someone you've saved?
Post friends you fap to.
Best friend, more?
>>726199335
She's got need moar
Hey /b/rotards
So my fucking whore of a gf dumped me earlier, IN A FUCKING DISCORD VOICE CHAT
The cunt even announced who she was seeing behind my back, and then I proceed to get banned!!!
please join and rip these cunts to shreds
https://discord.gg/rF4mp
https://discord.gg/rF4mp
https://discord.gg/rF4mp
>>726198607
How close were you? You internet-only dating?
>>726198746
>>726198689
>>726198607
Kek
>>726193437
>>726193497
>muslims shooting fellow muslims
good for them
New thread booois
>>726198445
Seth Rogen?
>>726198643
No clue, i just masterbate to what i find ;)
Hey /b. Today at work I sliced my finger pretty badly. Got taken to the ER and there was nothing to stitch, so they bandaged it up pretty well to try and stop the bleeding.
So I have 2 questions, it's throbbing pretty bad right now and the doctor said if it bleeds through the 10 layers they put on it to go back to the ER. If I fall asleep will I bleed out and die?
Also I had to take a mandatory drug test since it was an injury that took place at work. Last Friday, I smoked weed with my friend for the first time (dads a cop so I never really had the chance) It was a swab test and it took place almost 48 hours after I smoked. Am I caught?
Legit?
>>726195169
Only have this other picture. Finger currently looks like a snow man. Don't know how you're correlating lips with a sliced finger tho
>>726195467
Google images suggests text of what it thinks a picture is. Post a bandaged pic of the finger now
How is your gender a choice if being gay isn't?
>>726192308
How is your choice a gender if isn't gay being?
Isn't that guy on the right from Harold and Kumar?
>>726192308
Op you stupid fag. Pics argument makes no sense. I prefer mexican food too. Everyone does, its great.
Michigan sluts thread
734
>>726190770
Hot, how old?
Top 5 anime thread.
1.Fooly Cooly
2.Jojo's Bizzare Adventure (Part 2)
3.Hunter x Hunter
4.Seven Deadly Sins
5.Konosuba
obviously, Joseph besto JoJo
>>>/a/
lurk moar before you post, OP.
>>726194990
Random allows anything except ponys and illegal shit, you halfwit.
Yoga pant thread?
Yuuuzzzzz
How old were you when you stopped being an edgy teenager and you outgrew atheism?
I'll get back to you
14
These threads are still a thing?
>be me
>26 years old
>6'1" tall, 195 lbs. solid 7.5/10 fresh home from Afghanistan
>fucked infinite sluts in my life, on 3 continents. seriously, couldn't add them all up with a team of forensic accountants. never heard a complaint.
>getting older, feeling like I need to settle down, find a girl 7 years younger, she's awesome; fun, beautiful, 5'3" 120 lbs. c cups. Softball catchers ass. Innocent and inexperienced sexually
>in my depravity I turn her out completely, perfect little whore. getting sucked and fucked any different way you can think of
>get complacent, mistake incoming
>fast forward 3 years (November 2016), sex still great, engaged now (she's a fucking 10 as a person. BS in business now. Loyal like a dog) still get nagging feeling I'm missing out on stuff. float the idea of a MFF threesome. After a few weeks she's with it (she's half dyke anyways)
>feeld, bumble, could, tinder, fetlife, etc etc etc. can't find single girl willing. (Unicorn)
>do find a couple worth trying out. 8/10 gril. Latina with the tits and ass. 7/10 dude. Manlet though. whatever I'm gonna be the star of this show anyhow
>set up date to meet and loosen up. drinks and an art exhibition. all going well. Getting proper drunk. Girls feeling each other and each other's men up throughout the night. it's happening
>>726193328
>get home. Show other dude around my house while the girls "get ready"
>me and bro in kitchen doing a few shots of Patriarchy shooting the shit going over the ground rules yada yada. Grils enter. Grils naked and fondling each other. Escalating quickly.
>take it to the living room. Lead girls to large ottoman in the middle of living room. Me and new bro watch them fuck each other on opposite side of the sectional. Fingering and licking each other's holes for a good 20 minutes. It could have ended there and I'd have been happy.
> dick is diamonds. Start slowly disrobing here and there. So is bro. Down to my skivvies.
> girls finally start getting bored of each other and are whispering and giggling they turn towards me and start toward where I was on the couch.
>sit next to each other on the floor in front of me. Kissing and running their hands all over each other and up my legs. Bro looking on anxiously. Fiancée reaches into the slit in my boxers. Finally. Cock is throbbing at this point. Bro is 8 ft away behind the girls watching us, I can see him start to stroke his cock under his drawers.
>daddies cock comes out and I'm super ready. As I look down at the girls, my fiancée starts to suck like a good girl. The other girl just sort of sits there a foot away from my cock with a stunned look for about 20 seconds. Motionless. My fiancée tries to get her to join in. She gives an effort. Licks my shaft one solitary time while my girl gargles my balls. She stands up and goes directly to the bathroom and locks herself in.
>wtf.exe
>fiancée follows her dumbfounded. I look across the ottoman at bro and I see it. It's dimly lit in the room mind you but it's light enough to see this dudes packing a fucking baseball bat. I'm Deflated. Don't say anything. Questions forming in back of mind. Blood pressure rising.
> me and bro awkwardly wait around for the girls to come back for 5 minutes or so. Nothing.
>>726193328
>>726193578
>go to guest bathroom and knock on door. Girls let me in. Other broad just "isn't feeling into it" and she's "a little too drunk"
>knock at the door, open it while girls sit and chat on the side of the tub.
>it's my new bro, naked from the waste down asking if everything's ok. Cock swinging like a fucking anchor chain
>trying not to look, see girls staring, air leaves room
>saying absolutely nothing the girls walk past me sitting in the toilet cover and straight to him standing in the doorway taking his hand and walking with him to our bedroom
> I follow. Sickening feeling in the pit of my stomach. I knew right then nothing would be the same again.
>get to room and see the two girls perched on this guys lap jerking his huge dick together ( I swear, they both needed both hands)
> I watch for a few minutes as they tease him suck and lick him and finally my fiancée notices me at the end of the bed (she really is a great girl) and starts to back her ass up towards me and slides my now rock hard dick inside of her. Other girl sits on her mans cock reverse cow girl and we fuck them facing each other as they kiss.
>Both girls come multiple times. I come a little too quick. And we watch the other two for a few minutes
>other girl sees we are done gets wild look in her eye. Says "you should try it now" looking at my girl
>she looks at me, I relent. Watch fiancée awkwardly fuck manlet goober with giant cock cowgirl as both me and the new girl kiss and fondle her. She comes harder than I have ever made her come. once and is done. Image seared into retinas.
> other couple finish up. Awkwardly say goodbyes and how we should do it again
>fiancée receives message from other girl saying they had fun but that we probably weren't compatible
>fiancée knows why. She has to. Has started acting a little different. More standoffish. Sex less frequent. I feel like she's having second thoughts about sticking around with a small dick now.
OP Posted this cuck shit yesterday