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Pineapple chicken? Mongolian beef? Subgum wonton?

Bumpin

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Roast duck chow mein, mixed hor d'oeurves, and the waitress' phone number.

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>>726234817
> After a few months, aunt decided to get proactive to try and get out of her depression
> Gets a trainer, starts working out, occasionally goes on dates but never really finds the right guy, but it’s good for her confidence.
> Fast forward two years
> Aunt has changed completely
> I still go over to her house for like half the week, and will spends a few weeks there when my parents are out of town a few times a year
> Confident, skinny and toned, dresses differently, wears makeup now… like, total cougar
> Also has gotten breast implants, which are just a little too big for her frame, like DD
> Hear parents talk about her sometimes, they’re worried and think she’s acting out because of bad marriage, not able to have kids, has never gotten attention like this from men, ever.
> General consensus is if it makes her happy, then that’s okay
> Still go over all the time, she’s still sweet to me but things are a little different now, mainly because she’s now hot and I’m going through puberty

Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.

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>>726234947
> Still love going over there, but it’s also kind of torture
> My slightly mentally ill and sexually awakened aunt dresses pretty much like a classy slut
> I couldn’t help but stare when she’d walk around the house, and I’m sure she noticed and played it up when she realized I was looking at her tits and legs a lot
> I think it’s just totally normal because why wouldn’t I
> Starts wearing stuff like halter tops that show off cleavage, tight jeans, very short skirts, high heels… I mean, almost like milfs in porn

Hang on, short break, sorry

bump until I get back

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>>726235886

are any traps in here on hrt?

Impregnate all of them

>>726228693
all 3

>>726228693
All 3, more of middle please.

>>726230733
/b/ died a long time ago.

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>>726230733

This is now a porn thread

Most of the porn threads are posted by bots what mook doesn't give a fuck about. WWYD, Pics you shouldn't share, Amateur, Snap all trying to get /b/tards to post new content for their crawlers to save..

>>726232124
>"Lobs insult into abyss of internet, where literally anyone can be the receipient of your message"
>"Thinks that beta-fags live here"

ok lol

>>726232124
because i dont even live in shithole

>>726232124
BAAITTT

>>726229242
straight shota?

not mom&son bullshit?

YES PLEASE

>>726229242
requesting shotas getting pegged

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>>726232504

Your bait is bad.

My hot republican GF likes me.

>>726232585
Nazi.

ew

Post the proof.

So do i.

Someone has to put those fuckers in their place.

uh no

drag her by the hair to my dungeon and fuck her silly

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>>726230474
Tear her dress off and fuck her tight pussy.
Do mine.

>>726230474
>probably blow my load too soon

>>726230037
people cant honestly think that black people build America

Blacks were bread for hard labor

>>726230469
or anything at all

>>726231109
Check 'em.

>OP will never deliver

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>>726231185
oh i will... just fuckin roll

Reroroll

>>726229437
How much do you get paid to post agitprop?

>>726229437
Whites don't have culture? That's ridiculous, we have yours to take.

Probably because nigger culture is just being enslaved by whites and just generally being inferior. White culture is basically the entire human history of exploration and invention. The white man is the reason blacks even have a sophisticated society to begin with.