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Looking for personal army on some ideas to fuck with my retarded weeb roommate.

Currently, he's in his room screaming at someone on a video game server about how he doesn't wear diapers and how the other guy is a faggot.

I'm like his fucking mommy. Clean his dirty ass dishes because he just throws them in the sink with dried up pizza pocket rectal cancer cheese on them. I wouldn't fucking do it but I can't stand the disgusting state of the apartment when I don't. His dirty ass clothes are all over the living room. He drinks my fucking coffee and leaves the lid off and it goes stale. I'm gonna soak it in water and dump it inside of his fucking computer tower.

I have to get up for work every day at 5:30AM and this fucking loser is in there screaming at some person he's never met on a video game ALL. FUCKING. NIGHT. I tell him to shut the fuck up and he tells me "fuck you".

Safe to say, considering my name is on the lease and bills, that I'll be getting rid of this cretinous waste of food ASAP.

tl;dr My roommate is a fucking nuisance and I want to fuck with him with some diabolical ass shit. Will post results. Roll dubs and I'll do it with pics/timestamp or vid.

Tits sorry for personal army

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Creepshots thread

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drawthread

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For every trips in this thread I'll take a rab, quads and I take 3, quints or above and I swallow all of it

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s-fur, bitches!

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Nude game: IMPROVED Edition

READ THE FUCKING Rules are simple:

1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.

2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.

3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.

4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.

5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.

6. Dubs gets 1 additional nn plus an additional number

7.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when you deliver wins.

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Left, Right, or Middle

WWYD Thread

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God tier metal albums thread

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Fappening thread

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What would you do if i was your roommate?

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Recommend me sad songs with depressive/suicidal lyrics? Thanks

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If Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the 2016 election, that would be TREASON against the United States.

Treason is one of the few offenses punishable by execution. By death. Think about that...

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Anyone in the Denver metro area interested in murdering me. Serious inquiry. Will pay bitcoin. I have already attempted to light myself aflame but pussied out.

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roll for ur asian waifu

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C-Celeb thread for general c-celebs and m-music l-lovers o-of the ass accordion...