shota thread
pure only, no paedos allowed.
lewdposting scum can make their own thread
shotas are for raping. Get over it.
>>726565031
wrong. please leave.
Sup /b what would you name this dog
Pic related
shitcunt
shitcunt... def name it shitcunt
>>726563167
shitcunt probbly
Guys I just fucked up.
My friend's dragon fleshlight just came in. Pic related. He shipped it to me because he lives with his mom and yeah, that wouldn't work out.
Anyway it got here today so I texted him to let him know it was here. He won't be able to pick it up until tomorrow. Aight.
So duh, I wanted to put my dick in it. But I didn't want him to know so I tried to go in dry. Feels fuckin good by the way.
Anyway without lube you have to kinda open the mouth to get in there. dry silicone on skin does not work that well. So I'm gettin in in and it feels reeeaaal fuckin good. Holding all tight and stuff. So finally I'm like, alright I should stop now before this gets out of hand.
I ripped it /b/. I ripped the mouth of his fuckin 150$ dragon fleshlight trying to put my dick in it.
What do I do? He's going to be so pissed if he thinks it was me and not like a manufacture thing or something.
Say it came like that
>>726558418
Stop being a faggot and tell him you are so fucked in the head you needed some dragon. Or suck his dick since both of you fags.
>>726558418
Why the fuck did your friend want a dragon fleshlight when you can get a pussy fleshlight? I seriously cannot understand such faggotry.
Recently lost my reaction folder. Can we get a reaction thread?
No, you can't, faggot.
Pic related
Sure thing pal.
Post girls with glasses
+1 for self shot
how to remove bloodstains?
God damn faggots
good thread
>>726563321
big meaty knots till your wifes strap on is like a mini hot dog down a hallway
PPP Thread
Check your dick - 20-50% of all dudes have some level of PPP
i do. embarrassed me so much, i didn't get first bj until i was in late 20's
>>726558678
What happened when you got a bj? Did they care?
>>726558526
Stop scaring the young 'uns
Women don't really notice that shit unless they've sucked a lot of dick.
>>726556749
bump
>>726558139
Captain tryhard
dick rate thread
>>726559546
measured
>>726559546
10/10 would take it in the ass
>>726559546
Big/10
Micro dicks allowed?
want to see her naked? roll dubs
I deserve this
i dont want to see her naked.
>>726560772
Rollin
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 2:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>726559700
You fucking newfag. Anon has no leader. Leader defeats the purpose of the movement. In doing so you are just as bad as the cancer here anyway.
k, i repent for my sins
>>726559884
I passed out drunk last night and while I was out my girlfriend put one of these on my dick.
When I woke up, I was like wtf. She told me that she saw the cuckold porn on my laptop. She said that she believes the reason I cum too fast is because I masturbate too much and to cure my sexual addiction, she decided to buy one of these to force me to quit masturbating.
I'm not a cuckold. I watch those videos because I fantasize about being a bull. I told her as much, but she just laughed. She said the key is a safety deposit box that she opened at a bank I don't know about and I'm not getting out of my cage for at least two weeks. Then she started kissing me and playing with my balls and I got hard and she just laughed. She made me watch her play with her dildos and Hitachi magic wand until she squirted. It was excruciating. My dick getting hard in this thing really fucking hurts.
I can't take it anymore. It hurts way too much. It's way too fucking small, but she won't accept that it is and she thinks I'm lying about it hurting just to get out of it. I've tried cutting it off with bolt cutters, but all that did was put a sharp kink in the metal that is causing me to bleed. It's made out of a really strong metal and no tool I have seems to be able to do anything to it.
How the fuck do you take one of these off if you don't have the key?
>>726560479
Timestamp please
You seriously don't own any tools? Man no wonder you're such a beta cuck
>>726560479
Never fuck crazy
Post your gf ex gf. What you think of ex gf tits?
>>726560867
haley P rhymes with cat?
>>726560826
More of my slutty ex gf
post your 10/10 girl.
mine is lindsey pelas.
instagram.
babe.
Mizuki Hoshina.