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Come on Anons... Help me before this shit kills me.
I'm 2 years now without a sober day & the anxiety fucking wrecks me...

>>726592087
Old old oldfag actually turning to /b for halp.
You've gave me shits n giggles, now I need you

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>want to stop
>can't stop
OP obviously your sub mind has a reason to desire. What do you think could it be ?
Think already !

>>726596231
got it

18:02

>>726596231
Done.

I'm in

>>726597124
>tonight
>3:37 am
you're a fucking idiot

Found teddy and fucked him, you're all safe.

Why does it matter whether teddy is alive or dead in this scenario?

Daily reminder he beats pampered sjws

>>726595048
Daily reminder OP beats other men's meat

>>726595048
not a fan but is there any proof?
im just curious

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>>726596604

The top one agrees with it, the bottom one doesn't

>>726596088
This, "moderate" muslims agree and condone extremicism

I'm sure paramedics prefer that untrained civvies mind their own business and don't stand around gawking and getting in the way. They're both self-absorbed cunts, but so is everyone in the photo that isn't getting a paycheck to save someone's life. Get over it and go post in a trap thread like you've been dying to do all day, faggot.

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>>726592219

Just buy a language guide book from dymocks or other chain. Ffs cunt its not that hard

What's the level you shoud get?

>nansai desuka


most white japanese ever man

its like as wrong as "whats your age"
sure its correct, but so wrong at the same time

>>726593454
i like it when girls wear tight stuff and have a little tummy. so cute

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>>726593454
I'd hide in her bedroom, once she enters she gets grabbed, undressed, and forced to take XTC. I'd take some XTC and Viagra myself, she'd get to enjoy various toys like rabbits, plugs, etc, until the drugs kick in. I'd then make her cum until she passes out.
After that I'd fuck her pussy for a while, a few minutes later I'd wake her with smelling salts. I'd hatefuck her then, combined with slapping, choking, I'd make every square inch of her body hurt. If she doesn't pass out on her own I'd choke her out.
Then I'd tape her wrists to her ankles, flip her over so she's presenting, spray urine from a bitch in heat all over her pussy, and wake her up with smelling salts again.
My dog knows what to do once he figures out where the smell is coming from. While he's making her his bitch I'd fuck her mouth, pinching her nose while I deepthroat her. If the dog knots and turns successfully she might even get to enjoy being DP'd for a bit. When the dog is done I'd violate her ass and throat until I'm satisfied.
Afterwards magic wand and continued doses of XTC until either her brain fries or her heart explodes, whichever comes first.

Call me?

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wwyd to my 19 yo gf in the woods? she is so nasty

I suggest going to olive garden or a good steak house.

stick your dick in there

>>726595061
sharpie in butt

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Me sharing my wife.

>>726593671
My wife has cucked me several times and it isn't a big deal, it's just sex... its not even a big deal now, I'm numb to it

>>726593788
Imagine being this pathetic

>>726589554
As a big fat trunk blanket.

I wouldn't.

I'd take a big slice of her backstrap and fry it up with some pepper and maple syrup. Bacon is delicious.