4 cereal, how has this not been cancelled yet?
Dont know. I never really liked it but i thought the sheldon character was pretty funny
>>726696926
Its because the target audience (idiots) are under the impression that its smart.
>>726696926
You know it's getting a prequel series now too?
Speed test thread boys, post your best or worst
50 euros just to have this and unlimited phone calls, I am sad
>>726695795
70 gbp a month, inc full television contract and broadband
Paying 60 a month for 100mbps. Installing it as we speak so I can't speed test
45€ unlimited internet and phnoe calls within germany
So there i was...
wtf
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A BUNCH OF FAGS
Go on.....
This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken eyes pick, unless you post in this thread.
>>726697579
Ice pick*
this is bill
I need some advice /b/.
Been going out with a hottie Texan for the past 4 months or so. She's practically vegan, and very strict about eating healthy, and I'm sure as shit not interested.
I'm not overweight, not in bad health and I don't think my diet is doing me any harm. She also strikes me as a little manipulative and bossy sometimes. She's cute and hot af.
Two weeks ago her father passed away and obviously she's very emotional and even more concerned about her health and diet and tries to enforce it on me.
I really like her, and if it only wasnt to her so god damn strict diet it would be absolutely perfect. I love eating, I love the idea of eating, I love eating bad shit (moderately) and I don't ever want to be restricted from it.
She even rations out a serving of Beef Jerky she bought me because she sais its unhealthy.
She's so blunt about enforcing her dietery needs on others too, and spouting out in the first five fucking seconds of her talking to a new person, that sugar causes cancer. What the shit. For instance, we're having dinner with my parents today, and she sais she won't eat anything on the table because its either fried, has meat in it or carbs.
What do?
tl;dr - Health conscious gf is extreme as fuck and its starting to piss my omnivorous ass right off.
run fast
Come on /b/ I have faith in you
>>726695838
If it wasn't for that green card... (non US resident btw)
ITT: We daydrink together
>>726692995
Alcoholism is raw degeneracy
Stop drinking
Will be shortly, got an early lunch with some suppliers so we'll be having a few while we're there, then I'm off for the rest of the day
9am here
Already drinking over here, it's 6 a.m. where I am.
What car do you drive and how much did you pay for it? Also your job.
>>726698284
The bus and unemployed.
2016 Prius C - $20k USD - Environmental Compliance Officer
2006 Jetta, 10k, Performance Test Leas
>>726600000 Gets Thread
quints get
RULE 34 Thread.
WWYD: Brutal Edition
Belt choke the bitch and rape her unconcious face
>>726694804
Fist fuck her until she's literally catatonic and can't move
Then fill her pussy up with chainlink and tape it shut by sealing it with duct tape that wraps around her torso and legs too
Gonna try and get 5-7 lbs of chain in there
This is a 13 year old in America. Just another example of their degeneracy. What's going on over there?
Some sexy stuff, that's whats going on.
she's a wannabe n*gger
we were going to show you a 13-year-old from Pakistan, but if we did, her brothers would stone her to death for being a whore who shows her face.
Post 10/10 albums.
When I say 10/10, I mean true indisputable classics. Don't post any of that faggy emo bullshit the kids are listening to these days.
Bonus points for including a link to your album. I'll begin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUFwOmq9vQ8
>>726697435
EZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvX_drgRrfY
> Your grandfathers fought in the most violent conflict the world has ever brought upon itself
> So that you can complain that Adolf Hitler was a gud boy and that the Nazis dindu nuffin
my grandfathers fought in the great war, you small child.
my father fought in the second world war.
My grandparents were nazis so i donno what your talking about fucking american
My grandpas didn't fight?
Feminists are now giving out free butt plugs and vibrators to SAVE THE WORLD
https://www.buzzfeed.com/cassie360i/closing-the-orgasm-gap-with-sex-toys-2vf4p?utm_term=.deK81kkb5#.hx6a2DDl8
What kind of retardation makes these women think this is going to create equality?
>>726695898
>buzzfeed
Save the world? ... that shit uses batteries. Batteries. Plastic material .. it would be good to ask them to stop using that ..
link to free butt plug site:
https://sexyliberation.org
Do you think think I would be being a cuck?!
Pls help, I know you all are cuck lords so give advice
>be me 7 years ago
>be 16
>qt polish girl adds me on hi5
>she has bf but we talk as friends and "flirt" and Skype a little
>she breaks up with her bf and we eventually talk every single day as well as skype all the time
>2 years pass
>we both still single, we are not cyber-couple but we say I Love you and all the gay romantic stuff, pics, calls, videos, introduce friends, you name it
>we live in different continents so we just never bring up the subject to be a cyber couple since that would be retarded and ruin our "relationship"
>3 years now
>she tells me every time she goes out and even when guys ask her out, I tell her she should if she likes them, I tell her when girls want to go out with me too
>one day she tells me this guy friend is coming over to visit her from a different city
Cont-
>I just say ok we talk later, since she said she was going to be hanging out with him and not on phone
>again we were not couple so I wasn't really mad if she went out with guys
>the guy leaves and everything is good again, we do all the usual stuff
>few months pass and the guy goes visiting again
>she acts weird so I ask her iwhats going on
>nothing
>asked her if it was because of her friend
>she says not to worry that they just friend
>lol
>okay then
>she acts even more weird so I just ask her again i don't remember how but I told her something like "at least you are not going like on romantic dates right?
>she says "well no because most of the time my grandpa comes with us"
>most of the time?
im high
>so what about not most of the time?
>"well we kissed the other day when we were alone"
>I felt sick, I met her with a bf for first months, so if she would have had a bf I would have been ok with it
>"just kissing? Or what else have you done I rather now then to start imagine"
>"I don't want to tell you anon"
>"fuck just tell me... what? You kissed? Blew him? Had sex?"
>"I gave him oral"
>"wow... and sex?"
>"not yet but I want"
>literally wanted to cry
>I loved this girl so bad, she was cute, funny, and a long etc...
>proceed to tell her that the fact that she said not to worry was the thing that sadden me the most, then went mad and just called her a whore and hope she died
>"I know I am a whore"