family members you fap to (sis pic)
>>726777314
Moar?
Niece
Older sister
Madison deck bread
Only vid I have of her
looks illegal
Bump I need more
BIDDING THREAD: how much are you willing to pay for sex?
(Make at least one bid with each post)
$3
>>726777660
With her? Hmm... tree fiddy?
my limited edition 1755 european balsa wood fingerbox
Emo whores thread?
>>726772606
OP is an emo whore. Boom gotcha!
>>726773081
love that lipstick and fishnets
taxation is theft
*thieves from you*
>>726772582
Ignoramus
>taxation is left
Girls biting their lips..
>>726777868
>>726777868
>Posts pic of a girl not biting her lip.
Fuck off mate.
dumping
>ITT
post your favourite /b/ sluts
>>726776598
>>726776851
that is a horse weiner
>>726776598
MOAR
>be me, years later
>join muh army
>non combat mos
>get sent to relaxin Jackson with coed
> we first platoon bitch!
>had to share a bay with second platoon
>hatetheir guts
>one night during fireguard took Vaseline
>smeared it on some faggot second platooner locker
>bonuspoints: smear doorknob of drill sergeants bathroom
>next day
>go to field for rifle shooting
>drill sergeant calls privates of bay 2
>smokes the shit out of us(all boys)
>tells us someone thought it was funny to smear Vaseline on DS doorknob
>I can take smoking, so I don't confess
> we return to barracks
>bay 2 is Getting smoked as fuck.
>Had the most asshole drill sergeant of whole company
> smokes us then goes to bay one and starts smoking them for being noisy.
> autonomous smoking on both bays
> DS says to all: CONFESS
> I don't
> the next day we just so happened to have a pt test.
>smoking goes into maximum overdrive
MFW most of bay 2 failed the pt test the next day.
Ha fuck those faggots
>be me in school
> nerd.type
>Last period
>everyone in class in bs-ing
>don't have anyone to talk to
>look through cabinets
>find a small bottle of blue paint
>unscrew cap
>bell rings
>END OF DAY
>walking from hallway to stairway
>sleight of hand
>toss open bottle down
>nobody saw me
>three tyrones got blue paint splashed on their nigger clothes and shit
I hate niggers.
>be me
>boot camp years
> last day of basic training
>we had been cleaning the bays for the next cycle.
>families of "soldiers" come and spend time with them before being sent to their advanced training
>nofamily.png
>stay behind in bay
>find a big ziplock bag ( autist size)
>take a huge shit in it.
>poke some holes in it
>hide the bag under one of the bunks
HAVE FUN SMELLING MY ROTTING FT JACKSON SHIT, NEXT-CYCLE BAY 2 FAGGOTS
Celeb roll
roll plz thx
67
>>726775185
Let do dis
If this post is 777777, you must have a drink immediately, no matter what.
>>726777777
HOLY FUCK
WHAT
>>726777777
wtf
86 decides what happens to Steve the cat
Are you really this desperate for (you)'s? Fuck off.
Put it in the wild and leave it
release the cat from plastic wrap
SECRETS YOU CAN ONLY TELL /B/
Share your deepest darkest secrets /b/
I'll Start
>Got molested by my neighbor when I was younger
Got dragged into a bathroom by distant relative got forced to suck dick and give a hand job.
>>726771822
who was relative?
I have stories about my based dad in the Marine Corps if you guys wanna hear them....
-New Thread-
Pics you want to share with /b/
(Have some random pic from my folder)
I need the dude sharing his wife in the last thread
>>726775340
definition of pencil dick
Waifu claim thread
>Show me the booty
The rules are simple:
>1 Booty cover charge
>Claim your shit waifu
>Insult Dio
>Discuss stuff
>Don't be gay
>Get drunk
Most important
You're here to suffer forever
Still here
So 2 for vodka, 1/2 for tequila and 1 for whiskey
Claiming best girl
Hi, I'm teddy. I'm dead. I'm in your bedroom
watching you as you scroll through /b/
If you don't reply I will slit your wrist and chop your body parts at 3:00am.
ay come get this dick teddy ima fuck you up
>>726777022
If this is true, tell me what I'm wearing.
Make a blowjob Teddy im bored