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Fucking just found out that my gf was actually born a male
2 years of hormone therapy or whatever
>we've been going out for 2 months
>finally gonna get to fuck but she tells me that she has something to tell me and that its serious
>oh fuck
>think that she wants to break up
>start thinking up of what to say
>do i tell her her that I care about her and try to convince her to stay and give me another chance
>or play it cool and dont act like a desperate loser and tell her that its her decision and just let her go
but instead
>I have something to show you
>puts hands in "unzip position"
>at this point I no longer think that she wants to break up
>think, maybe she doesnt shave and thats what she wants to tell me
>promise you wont hate me
>uhhh wut
>she quickly unzips her pants and lowers underwear and her cock pops out
>i let out a loud: WHAT THE FUCK! and step back in shock
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT YOU FREAK?!
>I quickly realize what i said and immediately feel bad about it
>she bursts into treats and runs out the room
> I feel like a jerk
she went home and im here still trying to decide what i want to do.
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Rate my b /dick/

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PA nudes/drugs/general. York City here

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Found this cleaning out recently deceased dad's house. Super curious about it. How can I easily get in? Dont have lockpick set fyi. Will post contents if I get it open

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Trips and i fuck a jar of peanut butter on cam

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Mutual masturbation while we watch COPS! Come on in an watch bro's being TAZED

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Dubs decide

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Can we have an adorable thread? I love looking at qt3.14 girls, imagining they are my daughters and all the gun father/daughter things we would do together - ice cream, movies, games, etc. Nothing sexual. I actually follow a few girls on IG imagining they're my daughters. Been doing that for a few years. . . . it's really enjoyable watching them grow up. You may think I'm crazy . . . I'm not. It's nothing sexual at all . . . just like the warmth and fuzzy feelings I get from imagining a happy life with a daughter.

And please no hate - this is all about peace/love and adorable daughter types

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Sluts you'd fuck

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Rule 34 must never be broken

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FB/IG fap bread v.373727

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It's that time again /b/

odds fap
evens sleep
dubs choose which
trips leave 4chan and fucking do something with your life
post >>777777777 ends it all tonight

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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Saturday Noight Edition

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we are lacking a Danielle thread.

post what you have of the slag

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I "volunteer" at a local medical school where they teach the students how to do pelvic exams. I "get off" on it and they pay me $20 for a couple of hours of my time. Some of the students play with my Netherlands - they open my pussy hole and look around at that pink bumpy meat or they stroke my slit or massage my clitoris even though they're not supposed to. Some of them stick their fingers up my asshole and just feel around, or they do multiple holes simultaneously as if I was a bowling ball. It's really fun; I enjoy it.