Post whatever the fuck you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgxQ92-uNV0
>>726872666
Ok satan
Pics youve saved/shouldn't share, Chubby/Curvy edition!
>>726874279
>>726874279
o ya id fuck her brains out
>>726874605
more
Story time /b/ hopefully you'll take some knowledge from my giant cluster fuck of a life now.
>I'm not greetexting it because I don't want to put in the effort to type like an autist
About 4 years ago I was a member of what we'll call an alternative sport. Every year people from all over the country would spend a week camping, beating the shit out of each other and engaging in debauchery I can't even get into. Almost all of it was done in tents and out of plain sight. It's not like it was some bohemian love fest but I digress. I'd been attending for about 5 years before this and finally became legal to drink. My girlfriend had broken up with me the month before and I had just paid her way across 3 states to get here. We met at this event so it only made sense to end it all there. It was also the day we moved out of our apartment officially. Our relationship was shit and by now I was over it looking for something else and boy did I find it.
We'd always had people under 18 at the event every year but I never paid it any mind until the year before we almost got shut down because of it. Site owner was pissed and I took it upon myself to assist in the problem. This year we only had 1 underage person that would've caused problems. She was developed for her age and was cute as a button. I knew that she would be pedo bait and all these nerd fucks are vipers. So I decided I'd keep an eye on her. I told her that I was with the events security (which was true) and that I'd be her chaperon when she was out of her camp. It was very common for us to do things like this for safety. Her parents understood it was for safety and so they agreed. She really wanted to get involved in the sport but wasn't old enough to sign her own waiver, so I gave her lessons she could take home with her. She took to it really well and showed a lot of drive. It was obvious she wanted to be involved in the sport but she was being blocked by her parents.
(cont)
After a few days I noticed she wasn't in any trouble as our pedo problem makers were dealt with and I'd pretty much told everyone else she's underage so I stopped chaperoning her. The problem came when she started coming up to me. If I was on the field for a long time she'd bring me water when I stepped off. If I went back to camp she would follow me. Kind of weird having a 15 y/o girl following you everywhere. She was really interested in hearing about my life and my opinions. It became very obvious that she had become fond of me. As I'm not a pedo I found this unsettling but my twisted mind created an opportunity.
I started training her more and stayed off the field for a day or two. I taught her not only the inner workings of the sport but a mentality as well. I told her to be strong, independent and never be afraid to be different. When the week was over we had to part ways. Her eyes were brimming with tears when I had to leave. She later added me on FB and we stayed in communication. Her family life was awful and she had no male role model to teach her good values. I took it upon myself to try to help make her world a little brighter. From the beginning I told her that we could never do anything lewd and that's not what I wanted. She agreed and referred to me as her mentor from then on out.
Over the years she changed so much. Bits of her entitled millenial personality started to disappear. She started to get involved with skills and hobbies that usually men get into like firearms, hunting and mechanics. A few years ago she went to a snowboarding tournament and took 2nd which was amazing. She became so strong, independent and different. It was like a little grooming, some positive affirmation and praise could change everything about someone. I'd never thought all these years ago she would grow up so much and actually become what I groomed her to be. A strong woman. This would ultimately be my downfall.
You see in the beginning I wanted to groom her. I saw the potential in her to be a great woman for a great man. Unfortunately I thought myself to be that great man. I thought that with the distance between us and me not being a clingy shit would make her grow up and forget about me. We all know how it goes with long distance relationships. This didn't happen though. She became more attached as she got older. I know she's had boyfriends and always has a new one. It's not like I told her not to date. On the contrary I actually told her to go out and date people. When she tried to pull this "you're the only man I love" shit when she was 16 I told her to grow up and date a guy. So she did. Through it all though she's still attached to me so hard. What's even worse is I've dated as well and have been in a 3 year committed relationship that's going south real fast.
In 6 months she turns 18. She's been hinting that she wants to change the dynamic. She's been asking me different questions and treating me differently. The whole ebb and flow we use to have is now changing because I think she's viewing me differently. I'm 8 years older than her and that makes it really weird. Things have never gotten lewd and never will but I feel like she wants it to once she's 18. The main thing she's talking about right now is all the money she'll be getting once she graduates from her family to go travel and that she's going to be coming here first. The shitty thing is I live with my girlfriend and she's already told me she won't play nice. No chance of a Three's Company here.
So here I am /b/ painting myself into a corner with time running out. I've got an 18 y/o girl who in every way has been groomed to be perfect for me and my girlfriend of 3 years of hard work. In 6 months she'll be coming here to see me and meet my roommates. I've never been more terrified in my life.
What do I do?
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Feet Thread!
Amateur addition
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Drawthread: RIP edition
>>726872654
f to pay respects for drawfags we've lost
requesting ebola-chan + missionary pose + creampie please
>>726873305
>>726873027
Shit, didn't see there
I'm very sorry and thank you kindly!
ITT: Post your weirdest sexual fantasy
>be me
>able to clone myself for an indefinite amount of time
>create about 9 or 10 clones of myself
>designate one of them a sissy cumdump for me and the rest of the clones
>put the sissy in a pink locked collar only I have the key to
>put a blue wristband on myself to indicate I'm the leader/original
>daily gangbang and abuse the sissy with the group for about a month or two
>one night get the sissy alone and switch his collar for my wristband
>sissy becomes me/the new leader without the other clones knowing
>live out the rest of my days as a personal cock-sleeve for my many doppplegangers
>>726864932
I want to see a female version of myself.
Not like, ftm female, like female from birth, to see what I'd look like as a woman.
That, or just have a hot fraternal twin sister who was down to bang all the time.
>>726865201
I've thought about how I'd look as a female, too.
Is this a common thing for guys to do?
>>726865424
Idk. I'm an only child, so I'd like to know what life would've been like with a sibling.
rekt/gore
new webms incoming, stay while i look for new content to convert
faces of b thread
>>726871420
front row, second from right.
>>726871636
Why the hell do you post this picture so much?
i only come to these threads to look for people i know
College professor of 8 years AMA
Post degree or gtfo
What college do you teach at?
have you ever considered getting a better job
General Fur Thread
What went wrong?
>>726871683
him
>>726871683
We'll the mistake was electing someone for lulz.
>>726871683
trusting paul ryan. no matter we still gucci famalam
https://pomf.pyonpyon.moe/yjtqyw.htm
Got here just in time for the last thread. Comfortable.
>>726871115
>Got here just in time for the last thread. Comfortable.
thanks... i'm glad you are...
Continuation of fb thread
Ayyyy
Evolution didn't create all of this. We were designed
Discuss
You're wrong
>>726870093
How can this accidently happen? If you smash rocks against other rocks in space, what happens? More rocks. And where did those rock from to begin with?
Obviously God exists and he made all this shit. A reasonable person can't deny it. Even looking at the intricacy of our world, a reasonable observer can't deny a higher power
>>726870454
I think our universe is just a part of a series of big bangs, explosion into implosion into explosion again. Nature's about balance and symmetry, if there's nothing, something will start to exist to balance it out. Intelligent design is a weak ass argument and you should be ashamed.
Ask a guy who is about to share his GF anything.
>>726862182
how old you were when u realized u are faggot?
>>726862182
Will you enjoy when she does it behind your back?
Do you not care about her, are you a cuck, or do you just not care about possibly marrying her an knowing for the rest of your life she was never fully yours while you were together.