if your dick is less than 6 inches in 2017, you WILL get cheated on
>tfw 11" dick but virgin because I'm super fucking autistic so this doesn't matter anyway.
>>726942272
Implying someone with severe autism wouldn't lie about their dick size
Autism as its finest
>>726942515
at*
he came inside me
deep inside me
Prove it
>>726942969
Shut up you bitch
New Shelter Thread
>door begins shut
>roll to get into the bomb shelter when open
>dubs opens/closes door
>trips drops nuke
GET IN!
rollin to open the door
rrroolllin
let me in
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
Shameless plug: >>726941997
>>726942102
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
Rollerino bumperino
>>726942777
>First roll
>trip 7's
>Luckiest anon alive will have his/her wish come true
Damn, I wish I were you, anon!
Box thread #1
I'm in a Lucario mood.
Who's a comedian that's just an over rated piece of shit whose fame an success boggles your mind?
Amy Schumer
>>726943828
/thread
>>726943828
He's overrated but atleast he recognizes that. "Shit out as many movies as I can while I'm still famous" is his philosophy.
trips gets nudes
>>726945328
Trips get
trips pls
>>726945328
Is that the kid from Stranger Things?
Milf thread continued
Hey that's my fucking mom
Find a flaw
>hint - you cant
She looks like a feminist. Also she is not in the kitchen making her master a sandwich. Also she isn't dressed as the whore she is. Want me to keep going?
>>726940816
Go on then
>>726940968
Shut up faggot. It's not our job to give you what you want. Now if she wants to hop up on this meat stick well then that's another discussion. But then that would prove her to be the faggot that everyone here already knows you are. Get off 4chan you dumbass because I think I hear one of a thousand of the chinese dicks she has to suck everyday just to make enough for a bowl of rice that she should have to scarf down in between anal training sessions with bald asian men. (Yeah they have to use dildo's cause by now her ass doesn't have any tread left, and they got tiny dicks so they use the big ones.)
Only whites get Dubs
>>726944378
Nigger here
We'll see...
Jew here
i hate the police . recently been watching first amendment audit vidos . convinced that usa is a police state
>>726937710
what ever happened to , give me liberty or give me death .
>>726937769
We decided that money was free speech
>>726937710
there are so many fucking laws , a normal person cant know whats law and when they are being abused by cops who have a god complex or some shit . its really sad . we have knuckle heads running the streets and they ARE fucking with lawfull citizens . if im not hurt anyone or commiting any crimes then fuck out of my face pig . the whole thing seems like a powder keg just ready to fuckoff
You come home from work early one afternoon and you walk in on your 14 y/o son making out with another boy in his room.
Assuming you are a mature and responsible adult, what would you do?
Fuck both of them to show dominance
Fuck both of them.
>>726940361
At 14 they could pass as traps. I'd have them dress up for me
Alright /b/ so I need some advice
There is a really shitty woman at my work. Middle aged, uptight feminist cat lady type. She's always going on about how awful men are, how lazy I am because my desk based job means I'm somehow not doing proper work. She teams up with my overweight short-necked bitch of a manager to give me all sorts of shitty tasks - refilling the water cooler, picking up heavy deliveries, cleaning up shit the cleaners forgot to clean.
On Friday night I was in the office late finishing shitty tasks that aren't even in my job description. Everyone else had left and I was heading out before maintenance closed the building for the weekend.
I always take the stairs just to get a little exercise in. As I'm going down the stairwell I hear some crying. Each floor in the stairwell is pretty big, I guess in case of fire or something so the entire floor can get in there and shut the fire door behind them. At the other end I saw my nemesis and she was pinned to the wall by one of the maintenance men. A huge black guy who started last month. Nice guy, he's always joking and laughing when he talks to us. Her skirt was hiked up and he was fucking her, she was crying and whimpering and clearly not enjoying it.
His back was turned to me, and he must have been into it, because he didn't see or hear me. The thing is, she clearly looked at me and whimpered "H...h...help me". Don't ask me why but I didn't stop. I just kept walking, as quickly as I could, making as little sound as I could.
So far the weekend has been pretty uneventful. I'm guessing that if she'd gone to the police they'd have visited me as a witness, and they haven't. What can I expect tomorrow morning? I don't know if she'll be in. What should I say or do if anyone starts asking questions?
>>726943296
dude wut
>>726943951
tldr Bitch I work with got raped. I saw. Wut do?
>>726943296
>shit that never happened
I love this at style.
I need some hentai of this kind of art style. The "Gravity Falls" style. You know what I'm talking about...... Right......?
... Rule 34 thread, I don't care.
things like this?
>>726943523
exactly
>>726943523
Nah I think he means something like this beautiful artwork
/b/ro out thread.
Just come in, chill out, and let's talk about how are days/weekends are going.
I'm just smoking a fat blunt and thinking about how this week is going to be a drag with a bunch of exams coming up. How are you /b/ros doing?
>>726938645
bump.
>>726938645
Damn! Anymore of that chick?
>>726938645
I don't really know what's i'm going to do this week
maybe, as usual, chilling with my bros (because nogf.jpg) in the town or in the university, avoid classes event if i'll have exam this wesnesday