Trump approval rating: 35%
>>727367582
Nobody likes him except for racists l
>a global embarrassment
>>727367582
Fake news. Kthxbye
does /b/ want more?
Depends. Any nudes?
gnu Hunger Games tiem
24 tributes
gib name with pic pls
Harambe
Grand Wizard Greg
Kamata-Kun
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHgUVoREOmg
Confession time /b/. Spill your secrets. We're waiting.
Fapped to cheese pizza a couple times. Huge incest fetish for sister, jerk into her panties all the time. Think about weird fucked up stuff during sex sometimes. Definitely regret the first two things listed, feel pretty shitty about it
I masturbate with my mother's electric toothbrush and don't regret it. If feels good, man.
stole $500+ from first job with uber-nice boss and never got caught, that's probably the worst singular thing I've ever done.
>doxxing people over a joke
>black twitter
>more people trying to dox her
Cmon, lets do some real justice to this bitch
Do your thing /b/
lemme know if u want more people
who are in on this
>>727353692
story?
stupid nigger
The fuck was the last time we actually had a good tendies greentext thread?
>Be fucking me
>Hour 9 of Battlefield 4 marathon
>Radio to the sow downstairs to bring me another 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a whole 34-pack of my favorite Great Value tendies
>Tell her if she forgets the tangy BBQ sauce that I'm going to break her other knee while she sleeps
>"o-okay anon"
>Hear loud sobbing and wailing for the next five minutes, probably on the rag again
>6 minutes have passed since I've given my clear instructions
>Grab the radio and scream at the top of my lungs "IT'S BEEN 30 MINUTES SINCE I'VE LAST EATEN YOU FAT LARDASS, I'M UP HERE SUFFERING THE LIKES OF AN ETHIOPIAN CHILD ABOUT TO DROP DEAD, MOVE YOUR CUNT AND GET UP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"O-okay anon, the tendies are almost ready for my sweetie"
>Tell the slut to give me another package of sauce and to make a trip to McDonald's for when I get hungry later or she'll wake up to a log of my shit in her mouth
>Hear more wailing and sobbing, muffled shouting about why she didn't get the abortion her father recommended 20 years ago
>Door creaks open, she minds the jugs of refuse and piss everywhere, the light in the hallway burns my skin when it hits my arm
>She sets the food on my desk and takes my other 3 plates from a few hours ago
>Hop back into the server
>Another few hours pass
>Hear a gunshot
>Match has another half-hour to go, fuck it, she can wait
>Almost shatter my kneecap standing up
>Chair cries out in relief and begs for God to smite it
>Pack a few tendies and pour a cup of soda for the journey downstairs
>Waddle my perfectly healthy 400lb body out of my door, have to sit and scoot down the stairs
>10 minutes pass
>Stop, drink Mountain Dew and catch my breath half way down
>Stretch a little bit for the last half
>Continue onward
>On my last tendie
>Push open her bedroom door
>Her brains are plastered all over the walls
>Suicide note reads: Reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
u got me there mister
>>727355469
Kekekekek
What are some racist things to call white people?
uhmm... cracker? i guess?
>>727358812
White people don't get insulted over their skin because we're not sensitive baboons.
Stick with "cracker" or something, we'll stick to pretending that even means something.
>>727358982
Honkey
Mexithread! caiganle todos
Quien de la UDEM?
bump
>>727356799
>i smell wetback
Pics you shouldn't share afterall
>>727359407
>afterall
wut
Sir i'ma need all your s/fur bread please
>>727359318
What a good time to be alive.
loli bread <3
>>727360084
hnnnngg
I am in love
Alex jones thread
>>727360174
sure, why not
>>727360174
drawthread
trapped edition
Claimed.
>>727361212
Nop!
I am OP. It is my thread.
Good day!
>>727361150