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I found a drunk girl at a party, put a blanket over her while she snored on the couch, then drank what was left of her Woodstocks. She woke up the next morning asking what happened to them and my mates said "you drank them all, don't you remember?"

I love my mates.

Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:25:37 Post No.727876047
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Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:27:57 Post No.727876222
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>>727876047
wtf is up with that arm?

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:31:02 Post No. 727876420 [Report] [View this topic]

Once and for all - size MATTERS.

Woman like to assuage the guilt of men with small penises by saying

>"big dicks hurt!!"
>"Size not important, only what you do with it" >"as long as a man is confident and dominant in bed it doesn't matter"
>"I can't cum from penetration anyway...it's ok honestly!"

Bullshit.

Woman want to be FILLED. It is impossible to give pleasure to a woman that will achieve orgasm without a penis large enough to generate friction to stimulate the nerve receptors on the walls of the vaginal tissue. How you gon hit the skins if you can't pop that pussy and make it GURK?

Stop kidding yourself DO something about it, stop living a lie to yourself and your friends but most of all STOP conning these poor women who are lulled by your impossibly transparent and foolish charm in the hopes of receiving pleasure.

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:32:38 Post No.727876533
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>>727876420
blah blah why can't you just say "i'm an unemployed nigger?"

saged for op is a faggot

Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:32:45 Post No.727876548
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Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:32:45 Post No.727876548 [Report]

Do something about it?

Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:33:29 Post No.727876595
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>>727876420
>Woman want to be FILLED. It is impossible to give pleasure to a woman that will achieve orgasm without a penis large enough to generate friction to stimulate the nerve receptors on the walls of the vaginal tissue.

Are you retarded? Their G-spot is like 2 inches inside their pussy.

You can make girls squirt buckets just by tapping her g-spot

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:15:07 Post No. 727879125 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone who gets dubs in this thread decides what I buy on amazon, only rule is it can't be over $100.

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:16:11 Post No.727879187
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>>727879125
3 Apink albums

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>>727879187
clooooooose.

Dildo

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:16:57 Post No.727879224 [Report]

A giant black dildo

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:26:22 Post No. 727879870 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we have a squeezed titties appreciation thread ?

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i'll dump what i have

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:01:45 Post No. 727878334 [Report] [View this topic]

new trap bread!

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bump

Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:03:43 Post No.727878444
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Where did the condom princess go was gonna post pics for her

Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:05:44 Post No.727878570
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Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:05:44 Post No.727878570 [Report]

dont die

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:13:30 Post No. 727879035 [Report] [View this topic]

>Fucking libtards are giving out free trump masks to protest him getting 'peed on' by russian prostitutes

It goes for 20bucks on amazon why tf not

https://pissingontrump.com/

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>>727879035
Not surprised considering this is literally what they believe

Anonymous 2017-04-03 04:15:27 Post No.727879145
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Shouldn't he be hiring American hookers?

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>>727879145
at their rates? the Eastern Europeans are much cheaper

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:44:43 Post No. 727877250 [Report] [View this topic]

Nier thread?

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Tachi anyone?
What's Nier anyway?

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:22:41 Post No. 727875836 [Report] [View this topic]

ameritards,do not fear the manual transmission.

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Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:24:21 Post No.727875956
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>>727875836
You lost an argument in another thread so hard, that you had to make a new thread and try to bm.

Never in my life as an OP been so much of a faggot. I hope you enjoy being a goat's sloppy second's.

Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:24:54 Post No.727875986
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>>727875836
Hurrrrr how do i stick? I'm sure it offends may freedums in some way or another.

Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:27:31 Post No.727876187
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Anonymous 2017-04-03 03:27:31 Post No.727876187 [Report]

We dont? I know plenty of people that drive stick, or at least know how to do it. My cars a stick.

Also who the fuck cares? It doesn't make you a better person.