YLYL time!
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Sauce?
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Hey /b/ros i have a bit of a dilemma. So im a 19 y/o male and im gonna smoke weed with my buddy tomrrow for the first time. Thing is, i live with my mom and if she catches me high she'll kick me out or bitch at me. I get out of uni at 3 and get home at 6 (i get home the latest 6 so she doesnt get suspicious). How do i get rid of any evidence of me being high for ex red eyes, weed smelling clothes, breath? HELP /b (pic kinda related, its not my blunt)
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lol at 1st smoking at 19. late bloomer. and the answer to ur question is she wont know shit. get some clear eyes and if she asks u whats up just throw up on her
>she'll kick me out or bitch at me
Those are very different circumstances and shouldn't really be compared. Anywho you can use eye drops for red eyes and then a napkin with ice to reduce any puffiness around the eyes. Your clothes will smell like weed no matter what, no amount of air freshener is going to solve the issue the only thing you can do is to have a different change of clothes for when you smoke to drastically reduce any kind of smell. Also make sure your hands are really washed the smell really sticks to fingers.
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It's better to start smoking after your brain has developed idiot
Am I ugly?
I don't think you're ugly, I could do without all the peircings, but you certainly are not ugly
Ayy lmao
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Not really, you look great considering how Roman Reigns retired you not even a week ago.
God tier games - Older games edition.
(Bonus for NOT posting the latest up to date game)
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Everyone knows blondes are the hottest! Let's see some
Blonde thread
Feels thread.
go feel youself somewhere else motherfucker
Because i lke men, i am a huge flaming homesexual.
My wife won't let me
Would I be correct in saying that Whites are scientifically more evolved than blacks?
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yes, whites have an extra finger
and slightly larger tear ducts
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No. Whites and Africans have been evolving for exactly the same length of time because we're alive at the same point in time.
>>728231412
we are all the same.
Hey /b/. I'm in a complicated situation. I need some advices from you, cool fags.
>Be me
>turn 20 years old in a few months
>live in a shithole country and hate it SO FUCKING MUCH
>wanna go to USA in summer 2017 to study and settle there to live after studying
>only have money for just one year of living there (living expenses and college tuition)
>anyway want to try and earn money there while studing
So what do I do, /b/ros? How do I LEGALLY make enough money while studying in college there?
If I dont go there this summer, my family won't give me money (that is enough for just a year), so I won't have another "opportunity" again.
I do not want to stay in my shitty country anymore nor spend my youth here. If I dont go and lose the opportunity and have to live in my country, I will just fucking kill myself by slitting my wrists.
I consider learning web development and freelance. Im ready to work like a nigger. But im not sure that itll help me make it. So, what do you think?
>inb4: eat shit and stay in your country, we do not want you here, fucking piece of shit, go somewhere else faggot
Why would anyone in their right mind want to live in the US?
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It depends, which country are you coming from?
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Also what are you studying?
What did he say?
Ask The Fucking 8 Ball
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Are they still together?
Am I gay?
Am i dumb?
New chubby/bbw thread
Oh look, Trump's going badass now.
Little military action is always good to distract the ADD-suffering media and stop them from asking uncomfortable questions about connections to certain hostile foreign governments.
lil Donnie isn't going to do shit. Talks bigly and carry a tiny stick in his tiny hands
Next up: We need to do things about the stuff. More at eleven
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Mad dog is going to do his job.
RISK THREAD CONTINUES
MUPDATE #21
still two open spots -OP
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>Battletits goes to sicily
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Expand into Ireland, and take more land from the British Empire
>The Order of Blessed Agonies
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Move north and destroy these Fanatics.
Also that is not genova is gerona but ok.
BE
DRAWTHREAD: Artists Edition!
>I'm not one though.
Second.
First
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Go back to your cave, failure~
WWYD Thread
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Tie a tourniquet around her leg and saw it above the knee. Then I would fuck the bloody stump while she screams and then shit in her mouth. After relieving myself, I'd remove the tourniquet and masturbate while she bleeds out and then cum on her face. Then it would time for a shower and quick fire in her home. I would leave her parents tied up in the house while it burns because let's face it, after they watched me do that to their daughter, they wouldn't want to live anymore.
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Grab the booty
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I would rip her jeans and panties off, push her down on the bed, pull my cock out and shove it directly up her asshole and proceed to bareback fuck her up the ass until I unload all of the contents of my balls deep inside of her asshole. I'd pull out, put my dick away, and leave as if I was never there.