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>>728413386

i am samefag.

I'm a lawyer for a big corporate white shoe law firm. A few years ago I successfully helped a large mining company hide from the U.S. government the fact that it bulldozed a small village in South America in order to build a new mine, and bribed the local officials to help them cover it up and prevent media from finding out. Around 100 poor villagers were made homeless, but nobody knows.

My bonus from working on this case was six figures. I bought a Porsche with the money and then sold it a year later when I got bored of it. And the only thing that weighs on my conscience is that I know I should feel worse about this but I don't.

>>728413777

nice trips sociopath fag.

I wanna split them chopsticks and eat some sushi

Omg iiii

>>728412493
edgy atheism, subconsciously repressed gay tendencies, i used to steal little things . what i regret the most is leaving behind some things that i enjoyed when i was younger that in the end i still find fun as an adult.

>be me
>16
>did okay in school, had a good group of friends and all that
>fucking loved grunge music (still do), especially mudhoney and love battery
>wore flannel, ripped jeans, denim jacket and doc martens to school every single day
>smoked weed in the park at lunch every day
>came to class blazed every day but still managed to get work done
>at night and on weekends would go to house shows with friends, get real drunk on rainier and slash tires, throw rocks, spraypaint, typical stupid shit
>one day start feeling empty
>pot and beer don't help so much anymore
>start talking to super cute grill I liked
>things start getting better

cont?

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>tec9

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>>728410353
Gorgeous. Any more?

nigga

whats

Fix

i am, which is why i'm alone

>>728411721
I don't love anyone.

>>728411721
no love coming from this hate mongering cunt

>>728412473
Where did you win this?

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>>728412554

A long time ago but yeah online

Sure why not,

>>728411397
i would pay $435 for that happening to me

Nah dude I don't wanna suck a cock

>>728412763
any selfies of her

>>728413478
damn now i want a snickers bar

Break up with her. Cheap b8.

if my girl had a dick that isn't mine on her phone, I'm breaking up with her without a second thought

you should do the same

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Been edging to Sophie like crazy

>>728411575
She's the best ever

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This beautiful angel.
Oh and Emma is top-tier too.

>>728409146
k

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rollin'

>>728408375
There's really only two options:

She wants the D

She wants to try and embarrass you somehow

>>728408510
This

>>728408375

Most likely has daddy issues - maybe you treated her nicely when she had no nice male rolemodel and now she is old enough she wants daddy to fuck and breed her.

>>728407074
1 is too many

>>728407074
Sorry for ignoring post but holy shit who is that in the pic lol?

>>728407074
i don't actually care.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck my job.

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>>728411423
You should make fucking your job