start rolling boys
Rolling for something normal
R
rollroll
You know the drill
If your name is called you must go to sleep
>Patty
George go the fuck to bed!
David, head to bed m8
>Muhammad
Good night, Europe.
Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes I was in line to inherit 900 billion dollars from my faggot Uncle who use to do a 360 cock rotation on my asshole as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now.
First person to roll Quints gets $580,000,000 just leave you are Paypal
>>728523548
>900billion
try again
Quilts, muthafuckas
>>728523602
lol bait
Guess initials get nudes
g.g
BJ
A.s.
NZ/New Zealand thread.
why is all id gone
Why are IDs even gone?
Anyone taken a defensive driving course? It's $199 but it'll reduce my waiting time for a full licence by 3 months. How difficult is the course? Was gonna get my restricted soon and maybe do the course with a mind to reduce the waiting period for a full licence from 6 to 3 months.
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Frühedition
>hier rein ihr Opfer
>Fragen stellt ihr
wie lief Faden treffen?
m1 gf hat mit ihrem mitbewohner über das geredet, was sie am we gemacht haben
mitbewohner redet um den heißen brei
gf fragt bisschen nach
mitbewohner sagt er war mit ihrem ex + dem besten kumpel von ihm unterwegs
gf sagt mir sie weiß nicht wie sie mit mir darüber reden soll, diese information lässt sie nicht kalt
>>728523931
Verrat ich nicht
How young is too young?
>>728523525
puberty is old enough, prepubescent is too young
and holy fuck that girl is hot as hell
Half your age + 7
Starting at 16y/o
If theres grass on the wicket.....
Get rekt 2.0
>>728524498
learn to not use your fucking phone while driving kid, you might end up dead
FaceApp thread.
Tatted losers are so easy to trigger precisely because they know, deep down, that the world views them as dipshits.
After five years, 70% of tatted people regret getting the specific tattoo that they got. They wish they had gotten nothing or something less stupid. But the preferred tattoo probably would have been just as regretted anyway. It's human nature for tastes to change over time. But idiots don't think that they'll ever change. They think that they'll be 20 something forever with the exact same values/tastes forever. There's a psychological term for that kind of stupidity, but it escapes me. Anyway, that's why they can make these permanent decisions with confidence, until its too late. And that same lack of wisdom and self-awareness is reflected in every other domain of their lives, which is precisely why tatted people tend to be poorer, less healthy, less educated and less happy. They're pathetic.
Amen. Fucking dumbasses who think that permanently inking their body is cool are just autistic
Tats are fucking stupid
>>728522271
>After five years, 70% of tatted people regret getting the specific tattoo that they got.
Bait used to be much better than this amateur shit. Come back once your parents take the training wheels off.
Late pregnancy thread. Bonus points for pregnant tits
>>728517515
Lets try again
Bump
Fuck marry kill thread
>>728518456
wtf is wrong with their eyes?
M, K, F
>>728518574
Left
>>728518822
yeah, i can live with that
Drawthread
Make requests
Draw things
other stuff
>draw butts
>>728521459
Excuse me, he only buy's from Macy's thank you very much
>>728521607
That fucking album is great
Gorillaz never disappoints
>>728521656
Ayy, thanks anon... I'm willing to do another shitty lewd request, just for you~
>>728521686
Get some coffee in your system wolf
>>728521195
me pupper
ITT something new
post a picture of yourself in FaceApp with the female filter and rate people as both male and female
bump
>>728521330
Im sexy