Sex stuff you regret
>i told my underage girlfriend to totally shave her pussy and explained how it helped me get off
She was really cool with it at the time but later when i met her in her 20s she acted disgusted by me and didnt want to hang out
once gave my female cousin a massage that turned a little too intense and ended with me eating her ass
>>728752808
You didn't fuck her?!
>>728752665
Is she an sjw now or something?
Hunger Games Thread (Peaceful Edition)
First 24 Tributes with a Name and Picture are in to kill each other. Or shoot each other. Hint on the code right there.
Speaking of Codes: zYZHwCg5 (Code I'm using this Game.)
>Red
Spanks
Xavier
Kazugeta
let's make a new meme, /b/
something... next level... ideas?
Resume.
>>728747318
>still never got that name
Dumping from previous thread.
Kik Sl000tS? Kik Smuts. Post Kiks of girls you want wins of, black Asian desi Hispanic white it don't matter! I'll start. Bkbecky
Met this slut mom in Vegas when she was there for a convention. Met her on Tinder and got her snapchat pic. Fucked her like crazy first night then fucked her with a buddy the second night. he fucked her ass and made her cry. Sent her home to hub and kids.
KIK is dvoraknc - wont answer me
Funnyncute420 love cum tributes
>>728742564
friend took this one of her spattered ass and huge beef curtains.
Hey /b/.
So an update on my message from last week.
> Got this message from an old student late at night.
> She was my student my first year of teaching (4th grade) she is 18 now.
> Asked /b/ for advice
> Consensus was she wanted money or sex
> Decided to meet up with her
So her and I met up today at Taco Bell (nice public place). She kept calling me, "Mr. Jones" which was kinda weird. I won't be posting any pictures, but she is a cute blonde with a good face and a nice body. Basically the typical country high school cheerleader type, but I don't believe she is one. I am in decent shape. Basically /fit/, but not muscular. More swimmer type.
Anyway, after some pleasantries and small talk we got into why she wanted to meet.
Also, warning it doesn't end with, "And then she took my massive 15" cock and started sucking it like a good little girl."
It's mostly awkward conversations and a cliffhanger.
> Me: "So what made you decide to reach out to me, you're the first one of my students to even find me online."
> Her: "Well honestly my boyfriend and I broke up and I was looking through some old year books and I saw you in there. You probably didn't know this but I used to have a huge crush on you back then. You were my first crush."
> Me: "Oh, well I... can't say the same."
*Facepalm*
>It was cool though. She laughed it off. But then there was weird silence.
> Me: "So why did you and your boyfriend break up?"
> Her: "He wasn't mature enough for me. He spent his time playing video games and drinking and hanging out with his friends. It's like all the boys around here are still acting like kids."
> Me: "They'll grow out of it. I mean you wouldn't recognize me today from the kind of person I was back then."
> Her: "I just wish I could meet a nice guy, you know. I don't like being single."
> Me: "You could always do the online dating thing and meet lots of overweight guys."
> Her: "Only losers are online dating."
> Me: "Awkward. I do the online dating thing."
> Her: "Really? You don't look like what I picture those guys like at all. I thought they were all fat losers. What ever happened to your girlfriend from back then?"
> Me: "I never had one. I've been single for years now."
> Her: "Oh that's too bad. If you can't find someone then there's definitely no hope for me."
> Me: "I'm sure you'll find someone. So where are you going to college after graduation?"
And from there the conversation changed to college stuff.
BUT I got on Okcupid tonight and just out of curiosity I set my age range down to 18 and within 10 miles.
Boom.
There she is. With this in her description:
My self-summary
I'm not really looking for any guys my age and i actually have a specific type of person in mind. I'll know him when i find him.
AND she sent me a friend request on Facebook.
So that's where I'm at.
>>728751464
she's into older guys and authority figures.
you want to fuck her, you can fuck her. Up to you.
>>728751464
Fuck her right in the pussy
Ask a terminal cancer case person anything.
What are you gonna do knowing ya ded
>>728746334
is that you cancerchan
>>728746727
Not much, in bed can't do anything really. I wished euthanasia were legal but sadly i have to go through all the 'journey'
>>728746783
No, that one is already dead
Anybody have this set. I only have 4 pictures
guess i'll post the rest that i have
I am glad that is a posed picture OP.
It's 3 AM.
I'm bored.
AMA
>>728752269
where are you from
>>728752337
America.
Want more specific?
>>728752468
yes
I want your blood type
I just found 3 newborn mice, what should I do with them? Will a humane society or similar organization take them? Pic related, 3 of these.
U gotta do something abnormal obviously.
Raise them as your own
>>728755318
Eat them
Illinois girls
any spring break pics?
forced my sister to fuck me:
http://hellsgam.in/wincest
pic related
>>728754477
this is the first good thing on /b/ since oldfags were newfags. Buckets were came OMG guise I ruined my carpet PLZ no.
>>728754477
holy shit this is so fucking hot. came once still fapping
>>728754477
bumping for interest and fapping
pics you shouldn't share pt 2
>>728754798
more teasing in panties
>>728754798
if you could make any rule for cute girls at school in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?
bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses
>>728741780
Girls have to walk around barefoot and satisfy any man any time and if they do not comply they will be sexually humiliated in front of the whole school lots of feet tickling of course
>>728742134
what would guys usually ask for?
>>728741780
Rule: Must have sex with me if requested
Punishment: Sex with me.
/thread
Fuck marry kill thread
>>728746679
kill, marry, fuck
>>728746782
Fuck kill marry