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can we get a work stories thread going?

>be me
>working at jimmy john's
>always get high before work
>get really high one day
>make a sandwich, wrap it up, put in bag for delivery
>someone calls to complain that their sandwich has nothing in it, it's just bread
>realize it was probly me, don't say anything
>noob kid get's yelled at for it, like alot
>don't say anything
>pretty sure the kid cries a bit
>still high, trying to hide laughter
>kekk

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>some weeks ago I found a vid on my sis phone
>asked /b/ for help enhance it
>now I've been looking for more nudes on her laptop
>found a bunch
>got a zip
>after 5 days brute forcing it with some crap software it finally opened
>lets see the results

>b9fup10m

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Recently diagnosed with lung cancer. AMA

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Every 3rd post names one.

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Stoner thread, I need help, I've been growing these 2 plants for a month now, from the very start they have both been grown hydroponics, had the same light, the same water, same nutrients, same ph, same rocks, same tubes, every single thing is the same, not including the color of the bucket, why is one growing so horribly? One on the left is flourishing, couldn't be happier, when we switch it's light schedule over it'll probably shoot up another 2 or 3 feet, but the one on the right is just fucked, it looks like either heat stress or a deficiency, but I've tried everything with it, I've looked up deficiencies and what can be wrong with it and I follow the directions, still it dies, so I came here looking for some help.

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Hey bros,
i need your advice. There is this really cute guy i have a crush on for 2 years now and we were friends most of the time but i said to him i want to go further and then we kind of didnt talk for a long time until he messaged me and wanted to meet up again out of the blue and then we started talking again.
He said he wanted a deeper friendship as well and that he is sorry it ended on us kind of going our own ways. We casually met up 1 time after that but it was still kind of weird for both of us. Now we agreed on meeting up again at his place because his family is on vacation so noone but us is there on that day. He said we could chill and talk and that he told noone about this and i am kind of confused what to think now.
I made hints i want to do something more than chilling and he said we will see how everything will go etc. Should i even bother coming or do you think i have a chance?
And in case you wondered, i am a dude

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/b/, wyyd? Personally I would push Dumb and Jew

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Why is this such a big deal?

Their plane, their rules.

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Gf passed out drunk. .. What do?

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Happening Obsure UK celebs edition

Highlights Alex Jones, Yvonne Strahovski

Lowlights Stacey Solomon, threat of Carol Kirkwood

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>Be me , 15 years old, the beginning of the first day of 9th grade.
>I've had 3 friends that I've known since we were in kindergarten, and 9th grade wasn't any different.
>First period, Teacher has an announcement to make
>Very boring first day of school stuff, but there was one thing that caught the entire classes ears
>"We also have a new student. Keep in mind that this child has autism, so please be patient with him when necessary"
>ohfuckwegotatard.jpg
>What I expected: down syndrome, drooling, bib, caretaker, the fucking, "be patient with me, I have autism hat," the whole 9 yards.
>Teacher said, "Ok, Reilley, you can come in"
>The boy walked in
>He was around my age, dressed surprisingly normie, looked normie, no hat, no bib, not even a caretaker
>whatisthis.rar
>Teacher said, "Say hello"
>"Hi"
>He sounded like a normie too, no down syndrome shriek
>wut.jpg
>"Alright, you can take your seat now,"
>Teacher pointed at the desk next to me
>whydoihavetositnexttothetard.com
>Other then that, the day went pretty normal
>weeks pass by, and me and my other friends were eyeing the tard like a hawk. At this point we knew this:
>His name is Reilley, both of his parents were in the navy, but never married, was a gamer, and probably the most surprising
>He loved memes
>Most of the school almost forgot that he was a tard, except us and the chads
> the chads would always bully him because he was autistic. It was pretty bad
>It became so bad that in biology, he stood absolutely still during most of the class, and when the teacher went to see what was wrong with him, he just busted out crying.
>That for me was too far
>That night I hatched a master plan with me and my friends
>One of my friends was pretty good with manipulating people, and another was also pretty popular and was friends with the chads, and then it hit me
cont...

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First 48

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femboy/trap/sissy thread

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Dubs You fap to the next pic of her

Trips you fap to a face pic