Trips and I unpixelated this ban worthy image.
>>729029860
Roll
>>729029860
Check em
go
Hold the door
Hold door
Hodor
>>729023160
This fucking app...
>>729023638
Let us have fun with it a couple of days until we get bored of it
While I'm on it, rate my grillface
>>729023160
It just breaks half the time fire me.
Traps/sissy/femboy/cd thread
The only way I could ever get a wife or girlfriend is through government intervention.
There are some people, like myself, that are just hopeless. If the government does not intervene on my behalf then I will be alone forever. In my view this is the same as the government simply letting a disabled person starve to death because they're unable to work and find food.
I am disabled. I have aspergers. This makes it impossible for me to be social with other people, and because of this I have no friends. None at all. I have literally 0 social contacts and no way of meeting women. I am socially BANKRUPT and have no way of digging myself out of this hole. So do normies/feminists simply want me to end my life or be forced to endure an entire lifetime of suffering?
Put it this way, if I were PHYSICALLY disabled and unable to work, would you guys still expect me to starve to death because I cannot hold a job? No? Then why the double standard?
The only way to solve my inceldom is by having being a wife/girlfriend a government job. These women wouldn't be slaves kidnapped from their homes. They would be compensated $100k yearly from taxpayers money and joining this would be entirely voluntary.
There would be a background check process to make sure that these women weren't given away to abusive assholes and the scum of society, but rather good-natured, non-violent incels who are lonely due to factors outside there control. Abusing or being violent towards these women would result in an immediate termination of the marriage/relationship. Women who are adulterous will also result in the immediate termination of their license to be a federal girlfriend/wife.
Explain to me why this is a bad idea when it is THE ONLY WAY I will not die alone. I am desperate for intimacy of any kind and I believe that it would would be a worthy expenditure, because once I got a gf/wife my depression would be lifted and I would be able to be a more valuable member of society.
The government doesn't need to take care of you.
Turn your own life around and stop treating the government like some magical fairy that makes everything better.
>>729025880
It would encourage retards. Can't do that. 100k, a hooker will be your GF for an hour for $20 if you crave it that bad get a hooker. Tax payers aren't paying for your professional prostitute wife. >Sage
You guys have any other comic panels like these?
>>729026394
>>729026394
Can't be a comic if it's the truth
>>729026394
She appears to be having consensual sex, therefore, the police have every right to arrest the father.
Apparently there's new Miley photos leaked, anyone got them?
Also Miley and Emma thread
>>729024007
but both their bodies look like 14 year old boys, yes i was 14 once
Attention! This thread will contain nonsense. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>729022360
Gabu :3
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Here's what's gonna happen: I will be posting machine generated posts, sampled from over approximately 11,000 of my own posts from October 2013 to today.
Also, I can generate a specific user's posts (only if searchable) on demand, however it will require some time to scrape the data. Other boards outside of /b/ have not been implemented yet.
Trump on his way to embrace globalism!
So we can add these four to the list
1. Trump now likes NATO
2. Trump pledged he won't label China a currency manipulator
3. Trump throws support behind subsidizing some chosen exporters
4. Trump considering renominating Janet Yellen to the Fed's board
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/328568-trump-flips-on-four-policies-in-one-day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I share with you my card.
What do u buy?
>>729025266
Nice name faggot
DILDOS FOR OP's ASS
I buy a toaster and a bathtub.
Self improvement thread?
>>729023145
Rollerino
>>729023661
Reroll
reroll
>>729021773
My mom already died
>>729021876
'cause last time you didn't even reply
rekt gg ez
>.>
i am not falling for this shit again so no (you) for you mister
Post your doggos.
>care more about this boy than I do a house of orphan children
Da best
Can we start a
/creep
/hidden
/shower
/voyeur
THREAD?
>>729022660
>>729022747
>>729022660
damn that res is terrible mate
Morning Wwyd Thread
>Replies Get Replies
>>729021753
Reply me
Would rape /100000000000
>>729021753
would ask for tit pics
Manlets have no purpose.. an embarrassment
>>729020952
he needs to let her eat something for a change
>>729020952
Kek. He's only 5'10"
>>729021097
Agree. His grill looks gross.