New Chubby post, all things nice and curvy.
anyone want moar?
>Walk into your home
>You find Barack Obama standing there
Wat do?
citizens arrest for the war crimes he committed while in office
Tell him to change
2 in the chest, 1 in the head
ITT most autistic weapon
>>729031649
any weapon
strong man would never need no weapon
This shark fist thing is pretty autistic. Not to mention impractical and useless
>>729031649
Eh, a real throwing star with some weight behind it could actually be effect in a skirmish between two people, which is what it was intended for. You throw it and begin your real attack while your opponent is flinching.
I'd have to say one of these is pretty autistic.
Deutscher Feierabendfaden™
Guten Abend anon
Wie war deine Woche?
Was machst du Ostern?
Was macht die Liebe?
Bonusfrage: Welchen song hast du zuletzt gehört?
>>729031937
bei dem bild bekomm ich ptsd flashbacks zur neural networking toolbox
>>729031937
Abend zusammen
Wo bleibt das Fötzchen von grad?
I have a crush on this girl
We meet on a daily basis
Dubs decide what i tell her
Don't fuck this up /B/
ask her to triforce
Do you want to politely exchange nudes ?
Will never keep you waiting again if you take me out of the friend zone and show me your sexy body. Start by sending me a pic of your tits baby.
>>729034050
honestly thought the dog was gonna rape him before the knife reached him
poor doggy :(
>>729034050
kek
thats a jokeshop knife
>>729034050
you're disgusting, how can somebody do that to an innocent dog
>>729034264
/thread
>>729034125
>>729034150
>>729034272
Dumbcunts.
Chubbies to fatties, and everything in between.
Fuck!
US Nukes Afghanistan!
It's fucking happening.
-Trump bombs Syria
-Approval ratings go up
-Uses a nuke
It was a M.O.A.B
DROP MORE PLEASE
Ass thread
Twixie here. Once again. Call me fat you cunts
>>729032588
you're fat
fat
>>729032588
Post more
Fat
Seriously, what would Trump have to do for you loyal followers to abandon him?
>>729031223
Enforced federal pot laws on states that have legalized or medically approved it.
>>729031223
well if op fucks himself with a baseball bat I might pay attention to him.
Executing Democrats on the White House lawn.
>everything else is OK
.
Let me show you how it's done.
Fit bitches thread?
There was a famous study that said that dudes who were attracted to muscular girls were unconsously gay because they were attracted to the male features on females because typically females have dainty bodies compared to dudes
So you're all fags, nothing wrong with a fit qt, but a muscular one is literally gay
>>729031916
OHHGGG!!! YES!!
Have you ever seen a girl you know irl posted on b? post pics & stories!
Happened not too long ago. A series of blow job pics and the girl looked familiar and wearing a ring I gave to her when we dated some years back. I asked name in the thread and it matched. Sure I white knighted a bit, but we are still friends, I told her and showed her the pics. She denied it and instantly changed the subject.
>>729030866
kek. Did you save and fap though?
>>729030947
Neg. I lost interest when I broke up with her. The only reason we are still in contact is because she won't leave me alone. I live 3 states away now and I'm almost positive I could get here out here on my dick
FB/IG fap thread