Uncle molested me as a kid he died inherited 50 billion roll trips 50k is yours just leave you're Paypal
>>729169586
Why would I want your rape money?
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Yuh okay
Lets get some sluts/gf kik names
lanibug334
Don't mention 4chan, say you got it from kikfinder or whatever
Janine_88
Post sluts and wins
After you cum from fapping, how do you clean up the semen?
swallow of course
Use a straw to suck it up
>>729168241
Swallow it man proteins
Post pics of girls you want to be tributed
> be me
> 15
> overweight at 235 pounds lard
> never really actually make any friends at my school
> parents tell me we are moving to the midwest
> decide that i'm going to make a damn good impression on everyone
> first day of school
> the midwest is different from my school though
> not really a select group of chads and the rest losers
> more like the whole school are chads and there is a couple losers
> Fuck.png
> they really weren't kidding when they said "corn-fed"
> 60% chad atheletes
> 20% pot smokers
> 10% losers
> welcome to the midwest you fucking loser
> like i said, i'm not exactly the most fit guy
> manage to make friends with one of the pot smokers
> his name is Josh
> eventually i smoke my first joint
> FeelsGoodMan.exe
> we form a friend group with one other guy named Luke
> getting high alot
> we would smoke it in Josh's back shed
> then once we were done we would go through his backyard to the small downtown
> buy a box of cheez nips
> eat the entire thing
> we all did this every friday night
> one day Josh gets a speeding ticket because he is retarded
> he has no money and does not tell his dad
> him and his dealer are good friends so his dealer gives him a bunch of weed for half price
> Josh is going to sell it
> tfw your friend is a drug dealer now
> Josh decides its a great idea to bring all 15 grams of weed to school
> in his locker
> then his dumb ass goes around and tells everyone that he has weed in his locker
> did not know this at the time, and he hands me his bag and tells me to put it in my locker
> dont give enough shits to look inside or even wonder
> walking to my 7th hour
> have to walk right next to the office
do i cont or kill?
Go
> all glass walls
> see the principle and Josh both looking at a computer screen facing towards them
> Josh has the same look that hitler did when the soviets surrounded stalingrad
> just think to myself that he is in trouble for throwing food or some shit like usual
> sitting in 7th hour learning about WW1
> already know everything about WW1 so i don't really pay attention
> principle walks through the door
> too busy drawing shit to notice him
> somebody taps my shoulder
> its the person sitting next to me
> gestures to the principle
> he is pointing at me and bends his finger for me to come
> get up
> walk with him to the office
> this is not going to be good
> body feels like sand
> he just tells me to sit in his office
> i do
> there for an agonizing 15 minutes
> principle walks in with a police officer
> FUCK.exe
> police officer shows me a bag
> its the bag that Josh handed to me
> principle tells me about how someone told the principle that Josh had weed
> Then john gave me the bag full of weed
> principle checks the cameras and sees the exchange
> and now here i am
> tell them i didn't know anything about it
> too late, josh already told them that the weed wasn't in there when he gave me the bag
> that cock sucker
> Josh actually lawyers up
> get sent to behavior intervention for 4 weeks
> pretty much one step down from juvie
> sit in a stone walled room with a mirror that they can see me through
> do school assignments and their assignments all day long
> its absolute hell
> the pro to it is that i get way ahead on my school work though
> Luke had side with Josh
> so yep
> im in behavioral intervention for 4 weeks
> i now have no friends again
> and the whole school thinks im a drug dealer
> there goes my first impression to the new school
> 4 weeks later
> parents get a divorce because of money issues
> now we have even less money
> i don't go outside much anymore so i gain a bunch of weight
cont?
There's no good way this could end,
But yeah, keep going OP
non-porn webms
That guy should have been charged with assault. Not for putting that cake in her face but unreasonable amount of force he used. That could have done some serious damage to her neck.
>guy is a military veteran
>Who would have guessed?
Also why does so many ex-military members in the US do nigger jobs once they are discharged?
What can this thing be used for other than taken onto a plane by a gentleman of oriental origin? Why do they develop shit like that?
Alright.
Third time.
Roll quads and I'll buy you something 20$ or less (steam game, PayPal, Amazon shit etc.)
rolling
-eight
whatever
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198007228961/
>>729170228
quads for 20 dollar mate?
i guess i have to work for my money
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>729154926
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Seras claimed
claimed
>>729168727
okay have fun
>>729168898
still like this?
s/fur
Punch yourself in the gut as hard as you can, right now.
If the result is crippling pain, you have weak abs.
If the result is not crippling pain, you're a weak puncher.
mammals are inferior. reptile master race!
It's so bloated right now I'd prolly vomit
Hi! My name is Marlo Quint, and I was born in the year 1566. I am a time traveler from the year 2388. I know that sounds confusing, but many of the stuff you are about to be told is also confusing.
To help clear things up before I inform you of my plight, are there any questions you have for me?
Forgive the timestamp quality, where I reside does not have access to advanced photographic phones
are traps gay in the future?
Does the United States declare a war on North Corea tomorrow?
>>729168876
fucking kek
Fluffy Thread
>>729165655
Slutty pictures that girls send to make us hard. Non-nudes preferable because if a girl can make you cum without taking her clothes off then what could she do without them?
HAHA, no girl sends me pics
>>729167941
....I'm sorry
New Celeb Thread: post daisy
>>729170774
tf is this forehead
WE'RE GOING TO WAR
SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING WAR FACE!!!!!
>>729171374
>>729171374
>>729171374
get rolling fgts
>>729165161
rawling
rawlin
rolling for akali