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>>729301502
condom

dont over excite yourself cause thats how you bust in 60 seconds

Prepare to be very disappointed. You'll be buzzed for about a day or two afterwards, and then you'll feel all lovey-dovey towards the girl you fucked. Nothing major OP, don't get yourself too excited.

>>729301502
Shower and groom. Wear clean clothes. Buy mdma and viagra, maybe some cocaine.

Fuck my life

>>729303999
you're in for stank ass vagina.

damn dont do it /b/ro

>>729290713
what got you into this?

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i used to be a total top until a few years ago.
now striving to become a worthless fuck hole.
tell me how to transform my asshole into a gaping sloppy cum-drenched pussy.

>>729291835
Just lay down with your ass up should do the trick. What made you go from being a top to a bottom anyway?

>>729303065

Hi friendo.

I'm 28, and I plan to kill myself when I'm 30.

I'm gonna let people know on my 29th birthday though so that they can mentally prepare for it. I mean, I'm not a monster.

>>729303331
That whiny shitty poor me attitude is exactly why u don't get laid

its pretty god damn hard to live without someone to fug
but its not as hard as living without a qt to hug

it doesn't get easier either

>>729303331
>I plan to kill myself when I'm 30.
but thats when you get your powers and your hat...

Rly hard if ur white

>>729301843
post the rest

are you black, or can you appear to be black? Even if not, fairly easy if you've got the balls to shoot some cops.

>>729304825
bump

>>729304825
Oh hey shit I hope it went alright man

>>729304825
I hope you got to tongue punch her balloon knot, op.

Hello

Third

>some post form last thread

i have alot of porn dude...so yeah, it was something I had on hand.

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fuck...

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>>729300354

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Patty

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Elias Ainsworth

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Ya boy Guzma

only 4 months have passed, hang on dud

hang on there dude. I promise it gets better, just hang on

die by old age

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>>729303303
Worst thing is there is a lot of furry artists who are amazingly fucking talented, but they waste it on shit like porn of OCs.
It's fucking rage inducing as an artist.

>>729303227
roll

>>729303227
Red Mage here.
Black Mage sucks chocobo cock.
That is all.

lol this picture is from chechnya you aint shit bitch

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>>729299376

>>729299632
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>729299376
What.
The.
Fuck.
Is.
That.
Shit.