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Trips and i fuck a jar of peanut butter on tinychat, room will be called nutterbutter135

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Pics you shouldn't share/ want more of

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>19
>female
>virgin
>never been with or kissed a guy
>have social anxiety
>live in the ghetto
>dropped out of H.S
>got fire from my job (was a waitress)
>My dad left when I was 12..
>My mom drinks..alot
>I always look down at my feet when I walk
>Can't look anyone in the eyes
>I have really small hands and feet..ugh..
>always looking to escape this shit reality
>try everything to drown out the fuckin noise in my head
>whenever im walking and I notice someone walking towards me, I suddenly forget how to walk..its so fuckin weird like I idk...ughh I just over think everything...I overthink walking ffs im so fuckin done... :/

I just feel so fucking beat. So broken and battered. No matter how hard I try to be normal I always end up feeling so empty...so fake and useless...

http://steamcommunity.com/id/whatdoyouwantidiot/

I use steam because whenever I give out my skype it leads to sexual things..

http://steamcommunity.com/id/whatdoyouwantidiot/

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xray thread?

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How do we stop this future?

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Want more?

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Anime trap thread

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>be me 14 yo
>horny all the time
>jack off to porn everyday
>started fapping off to cousin
>she was 17 qt 3.14
>one day fapped one her face while she was sleeping
>she woke up
>shoved a literal carrot inside my ass
>cried like a bitch

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Hunger Games thread! First 48 images with words next to them entered as tributes!

Latest poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/12769394

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s/fur I guess?

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Consider this. Most people in 1st world countries would like to believe they are free but there is no way to opt out of 'the system', you are always held hostage by a government. Sure you can leave the country you are in but only to go to the rule of another.

Now im not talking about a system you preffer or one with more freedoms, I mean a lawless land or an option to simply exist in the land you were born where neither you or the government bother each other. Is it really democracy if a system you didn't ask for is forced upon you at birth whith no way out?

I cannot speak for every country but im from the UK, there is no where i could go and simply exist where the police wouldn't remove me or put me on the register of the local law that I would have no choice but to pay them for being alive and abide by any rules or laws they want.

Im not stupid, there is Overwhelming reason to be part of a system for my own safety so that's not up for discussion, simply that there is no way out.

So, are you free? Can you ever truly be free on this earth?

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What do I do?

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Drawthread: Fake doors edition

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FUCK MY LIFE.

/b/, I'm fucked.

>friend came over to drop off my notebook I left in class
>she's fat and unattractive
>my other friend saw her walk into my room
>texts me "who's the lady?"
>i reply explaining the situation and that I wouldn't fuck her... "Thank God"
>tell her later that my friend saw her walk into my room and thought we were fucking
>she asks what I said instead... i presume bc girls are paranoid
>I decide to be lazy and just screenshot the part where I explained it to him and crop that out
>accidentally send her the uncropped version
>literally just me ripping on her for being fat and ugly and how "even after 3 weeks nofap I know not to touch that"
>she's incredibly hurt and angry at me
>I doctored the text to make it look like another conversation happened, and told her that I'd edited the ORIGINAL text just to fuck with her
>I fucking suck
>Accidentally left the part in the screenshot where I'd cut something out very visible
>She now knows I'm lying to her
>I'm so fucked

What do I even do now? We've been friends for 4 years. I don't even want to look at my phone anymore.